Hoes Decoded Pt 2

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-10-03T22:50:10+00:00

Let's look also at what's being left out of her comments:

She describes her cat in more detail than her BF who she has known for 9 years. Really shows you where he stands in her hierarchy.
She has been with this guy as his official GF for 2 years now, and in the past 7 years he witnessed as she got pumped and dumped by Chad and friends. By her own admission she "doesn't drink much" so she can't blame alcohol for her poor decisions. She has a type of man she usually goes for, and her current boyfriend is definitely not that type. This can also be seen with his laughable Valentine's Day date; I'm sure he has seen Chad not give a fuck about romancing her, and skipping straight to home base for a marathon fuck session. Rather than try and become a Chad or try something different, he decides to go against the grain and plan a date that he knows isn't necessary to sleep with her (as evidenced by Chad). She goes along with it because after 7 years of being Chad's fuck-toy, this is the first guy that demonstrates that he will provide for her financially. She will of course jump at this opportunity because she isn't getting any younger, but plays this off as her casually choosing him and her being suckered into a date.
Her other friends kept telling her to "give it a chance" during her 7 year bad-boy phase, but she appears to ignore them and still fuck Chad. She is demonstrating herself to not only being bad at making life decisions, but also not putting any stock in advice that she is receiving. (Both are terrible qualities in a girlfriend, let alone wife).
"I always knew he liked me". Congratulations Billy Beta; your girlfriend can not only read you like a book but doesn't appear to give a shit how you feel, and likely knew you were eating yourself up watching her get plowed by Chads for 7 years. Oh but that's OK because she's with you now? You're only safe until someone even a little more like Chad than you wants to take her out for a spin.

"Sometimes the nice guy does win!" (Most of the time, however, he doesn't, and if he does, all he wins is an alpha-widow who can't attract Chad anymore)

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-10-04T01:39:00+00:00

Only in a sick, twisted woman's mind did this "Nice Guy" win anything. Getting a piece of used up garbage in the end is NOT winning. Damn you beta simps out there, wake the fuck up!

RockfordSucks69 · 2018-10-03T23:46:47+00:00

It's so sad that most guys would consider this "winning".

wathon2 · 2018-10-04T03:54:12+00:00

So, this is what society meant by "Nice guys always get the girls in the end". LOL.

FUCK THIS SHIT. Blue pill simp is about to be in a world of hurt and has no-one to blame but himself. There is no way this marriage would last more than 5 years. And she is gonna keep the house and the cat in the divorce rape.

Men need to wake up. This is classic Alpha Fuck, beta Buck. Bitch decided to get with blue pill simp just as she was about to be on the wrong side of 30 and tits starting to sag. Don't be a beta buck.

OnicoBoy94 · 2018-10-04T00:12:28+00:00

Sex life not mentioned once lmao. I'm laughing myself to bits at the notion that she thinks this loser "won" by investing his entire life in some slut. Might as well buy a wedding ring and head down to the strip club at this rate. Jesus christ. Just the fucking gall to suggest that she's some invaluable prize that he should be honored to even be in the same room as. I can guarantee that the bedroom died within the first year. By now she's looking to either open the relationship or monkey branch to someone that's not an utter failure of a human. 9 years. This sub focuses mostly on the women, but imagine for a second being that much of a spineless moron.

Hooray you get to sit up with her all night because she can't sleep due to her emotional baggage. All for a dry hand job once every two months. What a fucking PRIZE.

Harry_Teak · 2018-10-03T22:12:12+00:00

Nine years of bowing, scraping, loaning money, and helping her move and his "reward" is a vagina that most likely resembles a sleeping bag slept in by five generations of homeless people. Well played Casanova.

The only thing he missed on the Wheel-o-Misfortune is apparently she doesn't have a tax deduction or two, but I'm sure that's on the way to lock down future income and Facebook likes.

ghost-zz · 2018-10-04T03:13:06+00:00

All her exes tasted her for free. I really don't see how the bf 'won'.

Reading this is just infuriating. But at least I got my daily dose of outage and superiority

LewisCross · 2018-10-04T15:20:32+00:00

She's been with him only 2 years. I give the relationship 5 years. Well within that time, it will start going downhill as she finds herself increasingly unattracted and unwilling to fuck him and he works desperately to give her what she wants so he can get what he needs. The harder he works, the less attracted she gets. The less attracted she gets, the harder he works. And it will kill the relationship - all because she decided to cash in and go with her beta simp chump, and because he decided she was the best thing since sliced bread.

Yeah. We'll see how great he thinks she is when she has her 200th emotional tirade and blames him for all her problems. We'll see how ggreat he thinks she is when she cheats on him and says "but it was just sex! I lllluuuurrrrrvvve yooooouuuu!" We'll see how great she is when all her lies about all the Chads, Tyrones, Al-Chads, and Chaddus finally come out.

Five years, she'll be back on Reddit shittalking him, how she never loved him, how he tricked her into sex that Valentine's Day, how she never enjoyed sex with him, and how everything between them was utter shit. God help that man if they marry.

Blogginginvicecity · 2018-10-04T03:43:41+00:00

I won the most popular rental car!

TheImpossible1 · 2018-10-04T03:14:38+00:00

r/deadbedrooms is calling him.

talk_show_ghost · 2018-10-04T06:00:16+00:00

oneitis is a killer. Simps need to get their head out of their ass.

lobstergenocide · 2018-10-04T12:23:39+00:00

"Sometimes the nice guy does win!"

Just not this time. Clearly.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-10-04T13:40:00+00:00

I call plagiarism, at least give me credit for decoding the message.

Schraelnick · 2018-10-04T13:40:13+00:00

Basic ass bitches

Rinse and repeat

Don't be this guy

Xxtourlife · 2018-10-04T07:59:38+00:00

Where's a Part 1?

Title	Hoes Decoded Pt 2
Author	Nov51605
Upvotes	123
Comments	34
Date	October 3, 2018 9:51 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/9l5qty/hoes_decoded_pt_2/
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