Red flag walking, literally

niccstarr · 2020-07-18T15:32:52+00:00

6’2? Wtf

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-07-18T15:39:38+00:00

This is a good weekend post.

It may not be obvious to some (especially those who are still plugged in) that this is a bad deal. She's attractive, and she says "not looking for a step daddy, but mommy is lonely". That means she's not seeking commitment, right?

WRONG! IT'S A TRAP!

Single mothers are almost always in resource acquisition mode. Some are really good at starting the parasitic process so slowly that it's difficult to detect (boiling the frog). At some point, if you see her more than once, she will try to turn you into her host.

Often, this isn't even conscious on her part! It's powerful animal instinct driving her to do this, to ensure the survival of her offspring.

Ignore what they say, and watch what they do.

Guard yourself against such things.

Okayokayokay9999 · 2020-07-18T15:34:00+00:00

Must be at least 7'9'

TimeyWimey1467 · 2020-07-18T15:56:49+00:00

So she had 2 babies by the time she was 18? Wow. I feel bad for the lad who is gonna take one for the team.

69problemCel · 2020-07-18T16:36:50+00:00

Still looks good (for the moment), would bang, but 3 years no nookie with all the sausage that's been thrown at her in that time? Not a chance.

She's not counting anal, or BJ's, or something. Doesn't add up.

Something_Chronical · 2020-07-18T16:05:24+00:00

21 and 2 kids? She's already hit the wall. Flappy floppy arby roast beef awaits, so ya know, "make it count"

nitro-666 · 2020-07-18T18:31:18+00:00

3 years... Must be a typing error I think she meant minutes...

A_Walt_Whitman · 2020-07-18T17:28:39+00:00

Yeah she's in no position to be making any sort of demands from men. 6'2"? ROFL

Ryanreynolds543 · 2020-07-18T17:32:38+00:00

Now you kidding me? Why tf woukd any 6 2 guy date this single mom trash? Excess baggage, emotionally broken I bet by her Tyrone ex. Also I wonder what ekse she's bringing into the relationship other than that fat ass. Nothing.

zeepbar · 2020-07-18T16:37:26+00:00

I would hit it. I'm fixed though.

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-07-19T02:46:29+00:00

Height requirement

Has multiple spawn

She forfeited the first item with the second.

1Badshot · 2020-07-18T21:48:28+00:00

Its a trap!

-Admiral Ackbar

snehehsb · 2020-07-18T19:17:37+00:00

Its like when I find expired food on the shelf at the grocery store. Do they really expect me to buy this?

mustangfrank · 2020-07-18T23:32:40+00:00

No one wants a used Camry when they can get a new Benz

Its_Nevmo · 2020-07-19T00:30:42+00:00

I fucking hate the wobbly mouth emoji

What is it even supposed to convey? Nervousness? About to vomit? Literally any form of uncertainty?

Sclkwlgyap · 2020-07-19T01:36:54+00:00

That pic was before the first for sure.

Gichboi · 2020-07-18T22:17:13+00:00

recently single but have not been with another man in three years and still have two kids....how though?

ironjaw3ds · 2020-07-19T01:36:53+00:00

How is she "literally" a red flag i thought the picture was going to be some kind of joke and now I'm disappointed. Figuratively is the word your looking for.

KeepingItReal2020 · 2020-07-19T04:24:01+00:00

3 years. Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawg.

2020-07-23T16:48:30+00:00

Q: Why would you wear a bra with Langerei?

A: If you didn't your saggy used tita would hit your knees.

Title	Red flag walking, literally
Author	ColonelCourage
Upvotes	269
Comments	66
Date	July 18, 2020 2:43 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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WRONG! IT'S A TRAP!