"..saving myself.."

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-08-22T15:06:06+00:00

Hahah, so much gold in dem hills!

34

I don't have the energy to look for a relationshipo

I'm saving my self

Baby cakes, your time has past to save anything. You are now running on the only hope you have left, to give yourself freely to a man that actually appreciates a kind woman. So don't take your only hope away.

If your just a guy that loves sex

And all guys love sex. Thats why we fuck you women in the first place. Someone didn't pass sex ed..

it's gonna take a lot to catch my attention

It probably shouldn't by this point. You are going to need to put a lot in to catch guys attention.

I'm very indepedent

Welp, I guess you won't be needing the man attached to this cock then. One order of cock, hold the man, coming right up.

and I'm so busy I don't have any time you'll find it hard to get to know me

I'm pretty sure I know you, and I don't want to know any more of you. Thanks for being honest, saved me from having to come up with a pickup line that you were going to ghost anyways.

Listens to <heavy metal

Likes tea and wine

You are one confused honkey...

bama79rolltide · 2018-08-22T15:12:22+00:00

The sad part is a simp will change his life to get a potential sniff of that ass.

IntrovertedMagma · 2018-08-22T15:20:47+00:00

Haha r/deadbedroom material.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-08-22T15:50:58+00:00

I don't have the energy to look for a relationship, and I'm not into flings

Why are you on here then?

I'm saving myself for my future husband

You just said you lack the energy to look for a relationship, how in the hell do you think you will get a husband? Are you a virgin? Probably not. At 34 your odds of finding a husband aren't going to get any better; in fact, you should have been actively looking a decade ago.

I'm only interested in friendship, and it's gonna take a lot to catch my attention. I'm very independent, I like my privacy, and I'm a workaholic, and I'm so busy I don't have any time you'll find it hard to get to know me.

I guess you don't have any time for proper punctuation and sentence structure either. Again, why are you on here? You are offering literally NOTHING. Not sex, you don't even seem like you would be a good friend to anybody yet you expect somebody to impress you. Even if you were offering sex, you seem like a rotten bitch who thinks she's God's gift to mankind who we would be privileged to get to know, so it wouldn't be worth putting up with your bitchy attitude to have sex with some stuck-up, post-wall cunt.

Die alone and be eaten by your cats.

RunawayGrain · 2018-08-22T15:20:07+00:00

Listens to ... Judas Priest

Didn't they cover this with "Victim of Change?"

Takes another look around, you're not goin' anywhere
You've realized you're gettin' old and no one seems to care
You're tryin' to find your way again
You're tryin' to find some new...
Another woman's got her man
But she won't find a new...

Just sayin'.

Bestoftherest222 · 2018-08-22T15:27:04+00:00

When ever a women past the age of 25 doesn't highlight her career, she is more than likely boardline homeless.

houseoftolstoy · 2018-08-22T15:53:48+00:00

I'm only interested in friendship

Then why are you here? Is the friendship you offer that special? Most men do not get much out of friendship with a woman, as our interests are rarely aligned. So you are offering nothing special when you say you just want to be friends.

Guys can get friendship easily from women, something that we refer to as the friendzone. It's the consolation prize to the gold medal that is reciprocated attraction. We are trying to avoid the participation trophy, not aim for it. This is why any man worth his salt does not have friendship with a woman he is attracted to. It's a waste of time, and men want to spend it going for a woman who will not just be friends with him. You can think that the guys who swipe right only want friendship, but don't be surprised if they start asking for more.

five_eight · 2018-08-22T16:11:27+00:00

Look at that inhuman fucking face. Anyone want to see it again on the other side of a courtroom?

anon_likes_tendies · 2018-08-22T16:44:28+00:00

Gotta love the born again virgin community

custos_uk · 2018-08-22T16:05:39+00:00

And that’s how you get to 34 and single. Better hurry up love, those eggs are running out.

loneliness-inc · 2018-08-22T17:28:05+00:00

Saving myself

Spare us, save us, deliver us. Amen.

Actually I don't have the energy to look for a relationship

A relationship built on low effort and energy, great!!!

and I'm not into flings, I'm saving myself for my future husband,

So you're a virgin?

escalover · 2018-08-22T22:44:59+00:00

you have literally zero reason to message me, but just know if you do I’ll probably ignore you or be SUPER defensive and paranoid

LoganjRichardson · 2018-08-22T18:05:32+00:00

Yet she already 34 lol

cycloneous · 2018-08-22T19:03:33+00:00

Analysis

I'm a workaholic

Probably the reason why you have no man right now or in near future

I'm so busy I don't have any time

See above reason

I'm very independent

See above reason

You'll find it hard to get to know me

As a matter of fact, I haven't even met you but already I feel like I know you! I know you well enough to not swipe right and to avoid your future cat lover ass!

Verdict

Avoid at all costs, Miss Sassy pants is too busy being Miss Independent to bother with you!

Secret_Combo · 2018-08-22T18:44:25+00:00

10-15 years too late. More importantly, 100-150 cocks too late

thxnwy · 2018-08-22T19:00:15+00:00

"Saving myself"

Is she a virgin?

misfit2872 · 2018-08-22T19:12:09+00:00

Eh....she lists a few potential road blocks for would be suitors,low energy,no flings,workoholic,being banished to the friend zone.If a good looking Chad with game or bad boy biker/metalhead type suddenly popped up on her doorstep those road blocks would be non-existent.She'd just be another notch on his belt,then be ghosted by the dude after spreading her legs for him.Lol. Pity.She's still half cute,but probably was much hotter(thinner) in her twenties....much easier for her to snag "Mr Right".Now she's a just a prime candidate for pump and dump scenarios.Easy pickings for any seasoned player.....her photo practically screams that.

ricstone100 · 2018-08-22T16:06:40+00:00

Highly independent, career woman who can't devote any time to finding anyone. I find this... saddening. She's literally stating she expects to live alone and be alone her entire life. This kind of woman is the sort of person who, depsite the fact she's likely to be reasonably wealthy, will probably have a paupers funeral.

chest_henderson · 2018-08-22T22:31:09+00:00

They'll never get it until they are on their deathbeds and maybe not even then. Saving yourself for your husband means never having sex until you're married. Saving yourself for your husband means that nothing and no one has ever entered your vagina. You cannot have sexual experience then save yourself for your husband afterwards. You're used goods no matter how you slice it, your ability to genuinely pair-bond has diminished and your sexual market value is exponentially lower.

empatheticapathetic · 2018-08-22T23:40:47+00:00

She’s going after the blue pill white knight metal head with that pantera/Judas priest bait.

KuonRad · 2018-08-22T21:07:14+00:00

Rob Halford approves

oh_no_aliens · 2018-08-22T21:52:34+00:00

34 and "saving herself?" yeah right. Thanks for the chuckle.

fourthwallmotionless · 2018-08-23T01:30:05+00:00

She just looks unattractive and seems like an insufferable cunt to be around with. No wonder she's destined to be alone

SomeRandomUser111 · 2018-08-22T18:10:06+00:00

Future cat lady

foolishghost · 2018-08-22T19:17:47+00:00

Couldn’t she at least have chosen a proper T-shirt? If she’s not gonna even put that much effort into something that’s gonna affect the rest of her life (and the future husband’s and kid(s)’)...

TheDongerNeedsFood · 2018-08-22T19:24:10+00:00

I'm only interested in friendship

Thats fine, BUT THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON A HOOK-UP APP?????

wathon2 · 2018-08-23T03:21:57+00:00

Saving her self? is she a virgin? Bitch, there is nothing left to save.

Wouldn't be surprise if she is a single mom.

RedPill-BlackLotus · 2018-08-23T15:07:47+00:00

The state of her room behind her is a god dam disaster. Like her life.

I'm messy as fuck! 10x worse than her. My wife is the polar opposite, adds a shitpile of value.

This woman is worthless.

Mick_Donalds · 2018-08-23T19:44:43+00:00

Listens to B A S I C, Entry-level Metal bands because the radio said they were good.

(Not bagging them, but making a point that there's more out there than "Dad Rock" bands like Metallica$h)

ransay3277 · 2018-08-22T19:44:48+00:00

If this "lady" doesn't have the 1000 cock stare, I don't know who has.

mantriddrone · 2018-08-22T20:27:02+00:00

she's have "plenty of time" once the wall hits

No_Thot_Control · 2018-08-22T22:42:38+00:00

What's up with that ripped collar thing? I saw another millennial on TV that had the same thing. Are they getting tired of the ripped jeans now and just buying pre-ripped shirts?

UTRuser74 · 2018-08-22T23:04:17+00:00

Seriously, when did single women start thinking that the best strategy to sell themselves was by listing only their negative traits?

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-08-24T16:25:22+00:00

There is no such thing as a Born Again Virgin so dream on!

Needlecrash · 2018-08-24T20:20:47+00:00

Then get the fuck off Tinder then.

Ngie1 · 2018-08-25T09:16:22+00:00

is this a game of looking for a missing item on the licture?... i think i know: CATS !! 🤣

Title	"..saving myself.."
Author	BeardedOldPerv
Upvotes	183
Comments	70
Date	August 22, 2018 2:33 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/99du61/saving_myself/
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