Shauna has some demands

where_muh_good_mens · 2020-03-14T23:42:59+00:00

Removed for Rule #6 violations, /u/itsokaytobeknight

Honest_Solution · 2020-03-14T15:51:30+00:00

You can’t be a single mom. That’s my demands.

Redhood616 · 2020-03-14T15:51:08+00:00

Can i get an F in the chat for that little guy in the picture. He’s going to either be an ultra simp that witnessed random men rotating in & out of his life as his mom tries to find herself or a convict that never had a proper father figure to discipline him & keep his emotions in check.

DangZagnut · 2020-03-14T15:36:06+00:00

Oh well.

I don't date gingers because they're all cunts. No exceptions.

rextokyo · 2020-03-14T16:14:23+00:00

Which is fine, shes allowed.

Now go post "no fatties or single moms" on your list and enjoy the fun

German992 · 2020-03-14T16:02:13+00:00

I’m not a parent, so you can’t be either.

evergreen35 · 2020-03-14T16:21:57+00:00

"MY KIDS ARE MY WORLD: HERE ARE MY DEMANDS"

dwc151 · 2020-03-14T16:19:08+00:00

I'm everything this bitch wants and she can't have it.

Sir_Troll_a_Lot_ · 2020-03-14T16:29:55+00:00

Cat food is on aisle 7.

johnnyfr0stbyte · 2020-03-14T15:42:20+00:00

“Ok Shauna”.

PM_UR_PREGGO_MOMBOD · 2020-03-14T18:17:41+00:00

What if her kid ends up shorter than her?

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-03-14T16:35:35+00:00

"OH what a cute kid! I better take his mommy out for dinners so I can met this handsome chap" - pedophiles on dating sites

StingRayFins · 2020-03-14T16:14:39+00:00

She's 5'8", that's pretty tall =p

AurelianWay · 2020-03-14T16:41:48+00:00

......but if you are a sugar daddy and /or willing to subsidize her lifestyle, she will overlook those demands & reluctantly give you unenthusiastic sex.

mustangfrank · 2020-03-14T19:25:23+00:00

She: I am single mom of a 2 year old. Daddy is in prison. Little Chad looks just like him. I need a man 6' or taller, for some reason that I cannot explain. I am not looking for sex, I get that from Chad's brother. Only interested in stable men with jobs. A Criminal record a plus. 6'2" and taller plus plus. I am an A cup, but you need to be 10" or longer (NO EXCEPTIONS)

I deserve the very best for I am so special.

Shauna XOXOXO

BTW I don't own a car. The photo is a my friend's house. I live witih my mom.

solamarvii · 2020-03-14T19:37:45+00:00

100% gaurentee she'll fuck anyone who throws her a scrap of attention.

DeakinFrost · 2020-03-14T20:00:39+00:00

"I'm a single mom now here are my demands"

skeletonshorror · 2020-03-14T20:22:12+00:00

I'm thoroughly convinced single moms are destroying America 🔥💀

Fantastically_Inept · 2020-03-14T20:50:22+00:00

As mentioned by u/incelposter, single moms raise their sons to be men no one will respect. These young men will be maladjusted and unprepared for life struggles.

One of those struggles will be the eternal nature of the internet and finding a picture of his mom begging for huge cock. Poor lad.

Psychoticface · 2020-03-14T21:37:08+00:00

So many AVERAGE women looking down on average men, she is short, ginger, and a single mother and still sits on a high horse

TomahawkSuppository · 2020-03-14T22:03:01+00:00

Ah yes a single mother every eligible bachelors wet dream

laptopdragon · 2020-03-14T22:26:50+00:00

is she saying her hole is huge?

ShortWarrior · 2020-03-14T22:56:10+00:00

I call bullshit, her boyfriend looks pretty short to me.

asdf333aza · 2020-03-14T23:34:35+00:00

Oh boy.

Can't be short? Aka she wants a man taller than 6ft. Only 15% of the male population is 6ft or taller. Soo she just eliminated 85% of men. Chances are 15%(.15)

Can't have a short Dick? Aka she wants 7inches or more. Only 15% of the male population has a penis bigger than 7inches. Again 85% of men cleared by this demand. Chances are 15% (.15) And if she wants 8inches or more it's only 2.5(.025). But I will keep it at 7inches to minimize the absurdity of her demands.

Soo

.15 X .15 = 0.0225 x 100 = 2.25% of men.

(Over 6ft) x (7inches or more) = 2.25% of men.

Mathematically speaking she is only looking at 2.25% of the male population. With just two demands this woman has narrowed her search to only 2.25% of the male population. 97.75% of men don't meet this single moms standards. And the second she mentions income or job or car or house or hair style or politics, her picking get even slimmer. Not to mention the competition of every other girl wanting that exact same thing. 80-100% of women wanting 2.25% of men?

BUT FEMINISM WANTS TO TELL US MEN THAT WE HAVE UNREALISTIC STANDARDS???

How unrealistic is it of us to want our kids to be our own?
How unrealistic is it for girl to want us before they are sm and they have given their best years to other guys?
How unrealistic is it to expect a girl to have good judgement when it comes to picking the father of their kids?

Gtfo of here with that bullshit. As a single mom, your only standard should be

" Willing to cuck yourself and put resources into my offspring that isn't yours, while I probably cheat on you".

OldFashionMarine1 · 2020-03-14T19:55:48+00:00

OK, and you can't have access to my money or move into my house. Deal?

notpcperson · 2020-03-14T22:11:02+00:00

No thanks. I normally have a weakenss for redheads. But her demands and her crouch fruit screams no.

Cristoff13 · 2020-03-14T23:03:32+00:00

Women seem to universally despise men with small dicks. I'm not just talking about Female Dating Strategy posters. Even on the supposedly more enlightened feminist forums, you will see page after page where women will gleefully poke fun at smaller than average men. And these poor guys can't win. If they acknowledge the issue, they are "whining". If they try and underplay it, they are "delusional".

Andyive · 2020-03-14T23:08:00+00:00

The dick part is a pretty reasonable demand when you think about it. Her pussy had to have been expanded due to the birth, it’s gonna take a Tyrone dick to satisfy her

Delifier · 2020-03-14T23:23:08+00:00

At least she has one... had a shit show when i didnt jump over myself over one with 4.. teenagers among them. And older. >-<

maruadventurer · 2020-03-14T23:26:19+00:00

Quick! Somebody post that pic to her soon to be ex-husband. The photo could very well be the trigger for the divorce.

Kingdebit213 · 2020-03-15T00:28:15+00:00

She's in no position to be making demands being a single mom and 5 foot 8. It's not that I'm short since I'm 6 foot but in my opinion any woman over 5 foot 5 is way to tall to make demands. Not to mention they always ask for tall guys as if any guy without a fetish really wants an amazon girlfriend.

AKHoon78 · 2020-03-15T02:40:19+00:00

She ugly

Title	Shauna has some demands
Author	itsokaytobeknight
Upvotes	187
Comments	61
Date	March 14, 2020 2:14 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/fiiz09/shauna_has_some_demands/
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