Slayyyyy Queeen 🙌🏾💁🏾‍♀️

aussielander · 2019-05-27T04:25:59+00:00

She isnt any great looker herself..maybe 4 out of 10

Harry_Teak · 2019-05-27T03:20:58+00:00

That's why you don't buy the pizza until after the sex.

Kids these days. SMH.

Barosane · 2019-05-27T12:38:56+00:00

I’m a straight dude, and I can honestly say that he looks a lot better than her.. no homo.

shrinkshooter · 2019-05-27T03:41:41+00:00

I love how her appreciatory descriptor is just a tiny smidge away from a racial slur.

byronshadow · 2019-05-27T14:18:33+00:00

Absolutely brutal. And black women wonder why so many black dudes go MGTOW or date other races.

And yeah, like the others have said a pizzeria is too nice for a first date. Coffee or tea is ideal since you get to talk and are only out a few bucks. And avoid texting too much before the date or you'll end up in the emotional support rolodex.

Devilsgun · 2019-05-27T05:31:20+00:00

She looks like an encephalitic Ooompa-Loompa dipped in dark chocolate, so she doesn't have room to judge homeboy

Free pizza tho. What a fucking mooch

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-05-27T04:05:34+00:00

He should have tossed that pizza on her face.

laere · 2019-05-27T09:51:23+00:00

Girls attached to their cell phones 24/7. The epitome of dating in 2019.

Older_Miggy · 2019-05-27T13:24:16+00:00

What's glooks?

Yeah she's trash, but they're both on their phones on a date. WTF people put it away for an hour already.

And wearing a hat backwards on a date? Yeesh. Kids.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-05-27T05:46:22+00:00

A pug nose, fake eyelashes, a wig, and a jawline that most boxers would envy, spells unattractive to me. YMMV.

heyitsjdn · 2019-05-27T08:34:54+00:00

Remember Leykis 101 fellas: Never spend more than $50 on a date if you wanna get laid.

Actually_a_girl_wow · 2019-05-27T11:44:33+00:00

He is way better looking than her though

Global_MGTOW · 2019-05-27T17:46:15+00:00

I don't know who I hate more, the ugly girl who uses people to get a $10 pizza or the asshole who lets their phone get to 2%.

keithrockz · 2019-05-30T01:25:19+00:00

If you can't achieve it....weave it !

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-05-28T13:11:52+00:00

What's with that hat she's wearing?

YostwocentS · 2019-05-28T04:08:55+00:00

Give her ten years

NotLuceBree · 2019-06-01T13:28:12+00:00

That guy's not even bad looking. Not Boris Kodjoe obviously but far from Swamp Thing. Meanwhile she's a solid 3, on a GOOD day.

LordFlakkko · 2019-06-02T20:43:40+00:00

holy shit I think I know that guy... Deshawn??

Title	Slayyyyy Queeen 🙌🏾💁🏾‍♀️
Author	Jayakaj
Upvotes	161
Comments	43
Date	May 27, 2019 12:06 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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