That's it, I quit Tinder.

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-06-01T01:46:15+00:00

Please follow Rule 6 OP.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2019-05-31T22:53:13+00:00

Honey, the man you are looking for doesn't want to date a second-rate man..

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-05-31T23:01:34+00:00

The man she's after is pounding the bottom out of 20 year olds. She's invisible to them. All of her posturing is for attention. I'll bet a paycheck Miss Alpah Female goes home and sucks down a box wine every night and wonders why guys don't stick around.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-05-31T22:57:11+00:00

Snookie, you mega slut, is that you? Oh 6 foot tall, must be some guy in drag.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-06-01T00:31:37+00:00

To me, these are actually the most sad profiles to read. The self-delusion to actually believe that a jet-setting, well-to-do, exotic car-loving, lumberjack in his early forties would pick her over the bevy of cute twenty-somethings equally vying for his attention. It would not be so pitiful if she even stood a remote chance, no matter how slim, but she isn't even on "his" radar. She is non-existent to him.

Older_Miggy · 2019-06-01T01:16:39+00:00

40

New Yorker

Size Queen

Alpha female

Bet that's going over well in Utah.

meerita · 2019-05-31T22:52:38+00:00

Can someone explain me what is sapiosexual.

DMT-50 · 2019-06-01T00:47:07+00:00

all these bitches making up words. Despite claiming they are sapiosexual, you would never find a poster of Einstein in their bedroom.

aln10 · 2019-06-01T01:06:31+00:00

6'2” and under is the new manlet

moroots · 2019-06-01T01:06:24+00:00

vice president of underwriting = sleazy, dime a dozen loan salesman

NickTesla2018 · 2019-06-01T01:25:42+00:00

Wanted --- Tall Mormon guy in his 40's with a big dong who's tired of boning much younger women. Likes to call his girlfriend with the New Jersey accent "Lurch".

Title	That's it, I quit Tinder.
Author	CarelessMap
Upvotes	13
Comments	23
Date	May 31, 2019 10:47 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bvdzky/thats_it_i_quit_tinder/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/thats-it-i-quit-tinder.345528 https://theredarchive.com/post/345528

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