Why is it so hard?

Borsao66 · 2019-09-27T23:51:30+00:00

6 fucking crotch goblins?

Lady it's a vagina not a clown car.

gloomcel · 2019-09-28T00:11:14+00:00

6 kids? RUN!

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-09-28T01:42:37+00:00

For the first time, the Hubble Telescope has returned images of the Crabmeat Nebula.

[deleted] · 2019-09-28T00:54:51+00:00

Where are all the dads?

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-09-28T01:51:34+00:00

A single mother with 6 kids whose profession is 'student'.....yet owns her own home. Is anyone here doubting that it was acquired via divorce rape, and her ex still makes the payments because muh kidz?

JerryNewton7 · 2019-09-28T01:36:16+00:00

32? More like 45.

She wants you to pay for her college too, haha.

CleofisRandal · 2019-09-28T00:15:49+00:00

Because you eat more food than calories you burn.

SeekingLevelFive · 2019-09-28T01:26:47+00:00

People of Walmart

Westernhagen · 2019-09-28T00:24:09+00:00

Fat stupid single mom with six kids. This is why we are doomed.

"I'm not gonna claim to be someone I'm not" -- for example, thin.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-09-28T00:36:31+00:00

At 32 she has 6 kids and "goals." Just hell no.

aussielander · 2019-09-28T08:37:12+00:00

Talks about her master when she only has high school

Good_Old_Friend · 2019-09-27T23:45:34+00:00

Her name indicates she is a mom of 5 but look at the about section. I can guess why she is "single."

Maybe the members of this subreddit can help her find the answer she seeks.

morning6am · 2019-09-28T00:55:03+00:00

Certainly she cannot be referring to my dick. It has run for the hills.

I don’t even have a dick.

[deleted] · 2019-09-28T01:32:32+00:00

Why is it so hard?

Single mother of six children?

- Gee, I don't know why is it so hard?!

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-09-28T12:33:16+00:00

Hey Roz. I see you grew your hair out! I ain't gonna lie - it doesn't help much, but it IS an improvement

How are Mike and Sully?

...

Okay then. Let's get right down to bees wax here. What are you looking for?

my forever

Well. Where did you last see it?

The one to love me.

Oh! THAT forever. How would you describe said "forever"?

Someone who understands I have goals in life

You mean like being an obese 32 year old divorced single mom homebody high school grad with no career and 6 kids?

Masters degree and LPN

Okay. That is a good goal.

First associates degree

Wait. What the.... You are not even at the two year mark of a SIX year commitment?

Oh jeez. Roz. We need to talk.

So how do you pay for this all, and who watches your brood while you are studying.

I own my own home and car

Hmm. YOUR home. I wonder how someone like you came to own a home. Inquiring minds want to know.

I'm not looking for a hookup and only want true love.

Wait! Are you trying to lure someone in to help you with your daycare needs Roz?
Don't you have a gay male BFF or something? You look like you do! Come on Roz, fess up!

This is going to be a tough row to hoe.

I know I'm not the prettiest girl on here

Yes, but you may be the biggest

I have my flaws

You would be doing us all a huge favor by outlining them right now in very clear and simple terms. It's what all the cool girls are doing these days.

I can promise to be completely honest...

Bull Shit. You are lying right there Roz. You aren't even capable of being honest with yourself. Otherwise you would not be on a dating app looking for your "forever". Get a grip Roz - apps like Tinder are not the road to salvation. FFS woman, where is your Dad?

down to earth and myself with you

This profile is full of huge NOPES for the average man. I am not saying you are not a nice person, or could not be a great friend. But the good men of the world (the types of men who could be your forever) have become accustomed to the lies and bullshit women spew these days. We have heard that "down to earth" line before. EVERYONE says this - until the deception and lies start coming out.

Even model tier women say this shit and good men just laugh it off.

We have evolved Roz. Try to keep up

I'm not gonna claim to be someone I'm not

You sort of JUST did with that "down to earth" BS. Who reading this will believe that a woman in your shoes is not going to be a panicky angry mess 5/7 days a week? Name me the man who would believe otherwise.

Do you not see your own self-delusion Roz? Or is this just something you think you need to say.

....say hey I might surprise you

Ok. hey I might surprise you

.....

....

...

No surprise? No giggles. Okay, it was a lame Dad joke.

Okay Roz. Look. You don't seem too evil. Go focus on your kids and stop looking for bailouts on the internet. You made your bed, now go consequence in it.

Good luck. We wish you well - but please stay away from good men.

They have dreams and goals too!

NickTesla2018 · 2019-09-28T00:35:42+00:00

Well, at least we know she likes to fuck and eat.

RedditRouge00 · 2019-09-28T01:19:31+00:00

Her choices in men are shit ,out of 6 kids, not one father stuck around?

miguelcar · 2019-09-28T02:15:45+00:00

6 kids! My bank account is getting drained just from reading her profile.

Gravityhurtsbrother · 2019-09-28T08:39:14+00:00

Six kids, and no doubt a pussy like a ripped out fireplace. You'd be as well opening the window and fucking the night.

[deleted] · 2019-09-28T10:45:46+00:00

I have been looking for a bag of money with $10,000,000 in it, why is it so hard????

morning6am · 2019-09-28T01:00:51+00:00

“Say hey I might surprise you”... update is nearly three years ago.

Perhaps she has lost weight - there’s that hope.

NOT!!!

mblazin1532 · 2019-09-28T02:26:15+00:00

Why is love so hard to find? The question should be why is it so hard to diet?

DinDoNuffin182 · 2019-09-28T06:07:26+00:00

I stopped reading after seeing “single mom of 6 children”

cenaluc · 2019-09-28T06:56:20+00:00

I never met these people in real life. Where are they?

OldFashionMarine · 2019-09-28T10:57:30+00:00

"6 months FROM LPN then onto associates, then bachelors, then masters".... Fuck this whore is 32 and she has another 10 years of school to go. She has barely begun her " desired" education that your ass will be paying for. And you will be paying for her 6 kids also.......

Did anyone else notice her longest relationship was only 3 years.......and bitch got 6 kids...? These cunts are fucking delusional......

ttchamps0203 · 2019-09-28T04:29:11+00:00

She’s halfway to becoming the female Cromartie.

inushishi_no_kaze · 2019-09-28T06:37:51+00:00

Guess how much money she gets from the welfare to be that fat and raise 6 kids.

Take away women's vote

the40yearoldincel · 2019-09-28T10:19:20+00:00

How the fuck does something like this have six kids? Who in there right mind would fuck that? I’m dead serious. I might be an ugly ass incel, but even I know I’m outta her league, and would never lower myself to her level, I’m not that desperate:

PhantasyBoy · 2019-09-28T10:25:25+00:00

Wait - so your true love doesn’t get to have children with you. But some other dude(s) has six times. Wow what a deal.

Rafique678 · 2019-09-29T13:41:56+00:00

You have peaked my interest.. not the good kind that is

OsirusCD · 2019-09-28T10:37:12+00:00

That's twice I've seen the term 'homebody' in a matter of minutes. I don't understand; is that just the woman trying to dress up the word 'fatty'?

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-09-28T11:22:58+00:00

I can tell you what’s not hard.

Sees herself with an advanced degree, is six months away from completing a 1 year vocational certificate. At her age. With six womb turds in tow. Diaper changer for life there boys. Better act fast, she won’t be on the market for long.

ImAWhoDat · 2019-09-28T13:17:00+00:00

32 years old, fat, and 6 kids with a profession of...student.

Damn.

Everlastcanada · 2019-09-28T22:03:47+00:00

"Say hey I might surprise you". She shows up and actually weighs twice as much as reported

1337_G33k · 2019-10-03T03:09:11+00:00

Why is it that the #1 profession for these type of women is in nursing? I mean, I'll admit that almost had an ounce of sympathy for this one. Probably because she fits the profile of an ex or two that I now call learned mistakes.

Seriously, though... She had me going for a moment until she dropped that she has 6 kids, owns a house and car, but no job!!!!

Title	Why is it so hard?
Author	Good_Old_Friend
Upvotes	82
Comments	53
Date	September 27, 2019 11:44 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/da8hl5/why_is_it_so_hard/
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