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[–]RuleZeroDADRed Beret3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"I sure do, Dad. I believe anything is possible, and I still get raging erections whenever I want."
Agree and amplify can be fun for the whole family.
[–]ParadoxThatDrivesUs1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe she doesn't think it was BS. Was it BS? What do you think he meant?
[–]Triadis3 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why do you give a shit what FIL says?
Why do you give a shit about what anyone says?
Are you comfortable in your own skin? Otherwise happy in your life? Then fuck them all.
Unfortunately, by your reaction, I think it got under your skin because there was a grain or two of truth embedded in the remark?
So fix that.
Your FIL and wife are not your punching bags. Don't allow your frame to shatter so easily. If you end up getting pissed, for fuck sake keep your bitching to your goddamn self.
Be the man you think you are.
[–]Matrix_observer 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You nailed it here if I'm being honest w myself
[–]vorverk0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, fix it.
[–]stonepimpletilists 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck. You must be fun at parties
[–]screechhaterRed Beret1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Once I was in a chow line and dropped my tray when stumbled, everyone laughed at me. I went outside and cried for a bit. I came back and sat on my sargents lap. He fed me pudding. I loved it. The bulge in his pants was weird, so I stood and screamed "sarge has a boner, sarge has a boner".
Seriously ? Seriously ? Sidebar. Fucking side bar. Go eat some bumper plates WTF ?
[–]crimson_chris0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why do you give a fuck? At the end of they day you are the only judge of you. And on top of you giving a fuck, you complained to your wife. "Mommy, a mean old man is making fun of me".
"Yeah, I am like a teenager since you daughter still fucks me like a horny school girl." I would have gone for "shock and awe" with a smirk, a laugh and a slap of the wife's ass. Remember, DGAF but have boundaries. Your FIL crossed the line in my opinion.
My wife had one of the best responses in a situation like this. We had been dating for 3yrs in college and broke up a couple of times our senior year. We were out with a group of extended friends (and not offically dating ) and this nosey bitch my wife did not like asked, "So are you guys dating again or what" (it was said in a snide tone), my wife (who was somewhat softspoken) says, "No, we are just fucking". It shut that nosey bitch right up.
DGAF but enfoce boundaries. Oh, and stop bitching to your wife and handle your own shit.
[–]GargantuaBlarg29 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every once in awhile I'll look at my 3 year old girl and say something like, "You're just a little cutie muffin." Her brow will furrow and she'll get all serious and say, "NO I'M NOT". I'll smile because she doesn't know what a cutie muffin really is, so she assumes I'm insulting her. She'll see my smile, stomp her feet, and run to her mommy screaming "IT'S NOT FUNNY". Her mom will comfort her saying: "Aww honey it's ok, Daddy didn't mean anything by it."
Sorry, guess I got off topic. What were you saying you little cutie muffin?
[–]rp_findingmyway0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha. I read your FIL's comment in your post and was thinking "this can't be what fired up OP". But then you doubled-down by drawing your wife back in and CALLING YOUR FIL (WTF!!!!) up to get some more insight into that comment. I honestly and literally LOL'd reading that. Thanks! Not bad for 6:30 am.
So if someone makes that comment to me, I'd take it as a compliment actually. What were we all doing in high school? Having fun, hanging with bros, spending time with a girl(s). Assuming you're otherwise OYS, that's a problem how?!? LIghten up dude.
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