Suggestions for a comeback when she asks "How do I look?"

weakandsensitive · 2016-07-26T20:08:26+00:00

"You look like a whore."

It asserts your dominance, masculinity, and outcome independence. Will get you doggy style with her ass in the air 10/10 times.

GargantuaBlarg29 · 2016-07-27T11:52:10+00:00

"With your eyes. If you want to look left or right sometimes you have to turn your head."

TheFamilyAlpha · 2016-07-26T17:38:17+00:00

Your username should be You Sucka

I know you were told this was a shit effort post on the main sub and you repost it here.

I know it's AskMRP but you put in 0 effort, you just want to be a reddit puppet who says what guys on the internet tell you to say.

That's not being witty, it's being a fucking puppet.

Yosuccha · 2016-07-26T17:50:20+00:00

So I basically failed a subreddit shit test. Gotta Lotta work to do.

Griever114 · 2016-07-26T18:51:19+00:00

You are asking questions about particular situations that can easily be resolved if you read the sidebar and worked on yourself.

Scurvemuch · 2016-07-26T19:54:30+00:00

retard

red-pill-man · 2016-07-28T00:16:44+00:00

Is every thread started lately a BP troll thread? Geez.

stonepimpletilists · 2016-07-26T18:46:00+00:00

Do you lift? Have you read? What have you read? Are you attractive, are not not unattractive? Tell me why I should give two shits about you?

But you look fine.

FRedington · 2016-07-26T20:34:16+00:00

... especially when she is leaving me at home to go out with friends.

Girls Night Out (GNO) is NOT on the list of "Approved Behaviors" and is subject to a HARD NEXT. She needs to know what the expected behaviors are before the question of GNO ever comes up.

Title	Suggestions for a comeback when she asks "How do I look?"
Author	Yosuccha
Upvotes	0
Comments	17
Date	July 26, 2016 5:24 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/4upslo/suggestions_for_a_comeback_when_she_asks_how_do_i/
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