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No problem.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/12/21 06:32 AM
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Yes it’s satire…because you’re retarded. There’s fleets of rich dudes with no game and no sex. Stop conflating shit. If you think money alone makes your wife horny then you’re treating her like whore…is your wife a whore?
/r/askMRP09/07/21 07:55 PM
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How much does a Pimp make for his women? Nada. Money is irrelevant. Be a motherfucker that adds value by being masculine...worrying about who bring in more money is weak in and of itself. Burp.
/r/askMRP08/05/20 05:35 PM
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Comfort test. A kiss on the forehead and a hug answers her actual question.
/r/askMRP18/10/18 05:34 PM
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He’s probably not writing while taking a dump, like I do. I like to rid myself of physical and mental shit all at the same time.
/r/askMRP18/10/18 01:24 AM
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It’s not about the nail... https://youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg
/r/askMRP04/10/18 04:11 PM
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It’s a sexual strategy that begins with self improvement. A spineless, blob of a man isn’t particularly attractive.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/09/18 04:24 PM
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I love your boobs the best. Get it...because you’re a chick trying to suck my dick.
/r/askMRP24/05/18 06:56 PM
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Every woman if her man is a flaming pussy starts to exhibit traits that can appear like BPD. I know some smart, accomplished women that have looked downright insane at times. Just like a calm collected man can end up in a dumbass fist fight. You’re not an oak. Perhaps she is more crazy than some other women but if you want this to work you need to be a rock of a man so her crazy just bounces off of you. Sooner or later she will learn it’s ineffective to spiral out of control and join you on what…
/r/askMRP24/05/18 06:36 PM
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My bet is you’re a twitchy motherfucker...hence the stupid throwaway and likely impulse decision making. This all means your woman is all twitchy and confused too...comfort...shit tests...all mixed together as she tries to figure wtf is going on. Be stable and masculine. Give your woman something she can break against and stop being a dicksnack. Dicksnack.
/r/askMRP23/05/18 09:25 PM
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The exception is he did actually cheat on her so this is a comfort test. A shitty comfort test but a comfort test... He has to prove he says what he does and does what he says...that just takes time. BUT OP is a piece of shit faggot with no spine...because... OP...don’t be a puss with the faggoty throw away account. Limp dick cock sucker you are...
/r/askMRP23/05/18 07:32 PM
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DEER. He got you to do it. I like that.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/18 05:41 PM
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Figure out a budget to hit the savings goals you want for the family. You paint the vision you want for your financial security as a family to look like in the next 5 and 10 years. Do the work and the math. If she can’t get that budget down, take away all the credit and debit cards. Allocate money via cash in an envelope each week. If she doesn’t like that method and it comes to it, open an account in your name and put all your monthly income into it. Tell her to use her income to buy groceries,…
/r/askMRP15/05/18 06:13 AM
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You’re pathetic and weak. She is just responding to a weak man the only way she knows how...ignore him. You can cut bait with her but your weakness oozes from your words. It will ALL happen again. So chill the fuck out. You gotta even get up on your hands and knees before you can crawl. Don’t make it worse by looking like a faux tough man who don’t take no shit from his woman. Rather to her you are Kermit the Frog waving his hands in the air out of sheer confusion. How about you get to reading a…
/r/askMRP08/03/18 10:25 PM
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If he’s like me, he’s busy cuddling. That’s right...full circle bitches.
/r/askMRP12/12/17 08:28 PM
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That’s the secret...it was always 100%.
/r/askMRP12/12/17 07:43 PM
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Penis.
/r/askMRP12/12/17 07:13 PM
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Ha...it's funny because on this here masculine forum you hinted that I might be gay. #NoiceBrosef #BurnNotice #HashtagsAreGayLikeMe Do we high five penises now? Or just touch the tips like last time... I missed us.
/r/askMRP12/12/17 06:51 PM
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I sense vestigial anger phase. But whatever works for you.
/r/askMRP12/12/17 06:02 PM
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So Rogue One comes out on streaming...I'm excited because I missed it in the theater and heard good things about it. I get it setup to watch on the home theater and am looking forward to it. The wife enjoys some Star Wars and also wants to see it. We go to watch and she's looking cute...I grab her, pull her close and enjoy some side boobage pressed up against me as we cuddle and watch the flick. Bam. I'm cuddling...because I want to. You mentioned a while back that you were reading through Jack1…
/r/askMRP12/12/17 05:34 PM
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I wrote this below to BPP...but you’re bumming me out. That response literally creates a transactional sex mentality. Cuddle if you want or don’t...but doing it based on what she does or doesn’t is operating within her frame.
/r/askMRP12/12/17 02:53 AM
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No, this is how men turn sex into a transactional based event...like what we claim women do. It’s bad mojo. Cuddle if you want to cuddle not based on some faux-manly version of quid pro quo.
/r/askMRP12/12/17 01:15 AM
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I mean...it’s ok to make people feel good. But it depends on your motivation. Are you doing it because you’re worried what they will think of you or are you doing it because you’re generally positive, fun loving dude who’s energy lifts everyone up. This stuff isn’t about being a stone cold dude who barely speaks. There are guys that are like that and do fine. But you can be charismatic and fun with a certain energy that makes people want to bask in your presence. And if they so happen to break y…
/r/askMRP13/11/17 04:27 AM
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Also, your account is 1d old and you’re an EC? I’m in the upside down aren’t I...
/r/askMRP10/11/17 07:38 PM
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I don’t get it. Batman likes boys now? What’s going on around here since I’ve been gone. I like boobs...this has been documented repeatedly. Boobs.
/r/askMRP10/11/17 07:36 PM
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Yes, this isn’t a comfort test. It’s a shitty comfort test. She’s effectively threatening divorce and throwing a mini tantrum to see what’s going on in his head. I don’t see any hint of affection being thrown his way in the process which if there was would make it a pure comfort test.
/r/askMRP10/11/17 04:23 PM
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She didn’t turn him into anything. He did that all on his own. She just played the role he dressed her up in. His fault. Are you Stoney? What’s going on around here? We giving out real names now? I’m Batman.
/r/askMRP10/11/17 03:54 PM
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You’re young, yes? You’re enjoying being with this woman, yes? Not every guy likes slaying every new chick he comes across. You be the judge of if you found a high quality woman...but don’t get sucked into craving and lapping up that delicious validation she provides. Because it seems like you’re starting to get a little high off it. Enjoy the ride. Because that’s what all this is...a ride. You’re just learning where not to put your hands so they don’t get chopped off during the big drop. And th…
/r/askMRP25/10/17 10:01 PM
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Did you do it right? Sounds like you kind of gave too many fucks about him...which is weak. https://youtu.be/trgKeCFmi3M?t=2m26s
/r/askMRP19/10/17 06:11 PM
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Your sarcasm skills are fading fast.
/r/askMRP19/10/17 03:39 PM
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Welp, that was fun. Consider finding a Cognitive Behavioral Therapist for you to talk with... It will help you get past your co-dependency issues and also recognize if she’s truly suicidal or sickeningly manipulative. Sounds like the latter. Have fun! Yippie! :-|
/r/askMRP06/10/17 08:16 PM
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I like to wear hot pink shirts. But hot pink shirts are gay, they say. I don’t give a fuck...hot pink shirts are awesome and the 80s rule. Time to bring back mullets.
/r/askMRP06/10/17 06:02 PM
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"...my wife Stephanie of 20 years..." I found your problem. You're not self aware. Why the fuck did your brain send the message to your fingers to type your wife's name? Who cares what her name is. Oddly specific personal details like this means you're dumb or a troll. Pick one.
/r/askMRP22/08/17 05:06 PM
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:(
/r/MarriedRedPill21/08/17 08:42 PM
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Guys pay me with dick picks of boobs. It makes sense so don't think about it too much.
/r/askMRP10/08/17 05:22 AM
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The money disparity is literally irrelevant unless you make it relevant. BUT if you combined income is not cutting it, then there's an issue. Without commenting, start tracking expenses per month. Look at it all. Spending more than you make? Then start chipping away and setting budgets. Track expenses DAILY via debit or credit card. Use a simple Excel spreadsheet if needed. You're a big dude. But your personally is so small and soft it bleeds through the screen. She smells it and she fills the v…
/r/askMRP10/08/17 05:21 AM
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The Force is strong with you...
/r/askMRP10/08/17 05:07 AM
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I think you should continue to plan out how your life will be with her. Like, do you want one kid, two kids...you know three is the new two?! Keep on doing in vitro...it will work if God blesses you (and the doctor) hard enough. Right? I think she'll be an awesome homeroom mom. She'll cut up the oranges real nice making sure they're even-steven. She'll add some granola to the side so they also get some good protein with their snack. But be careful about nut allergies...that's a hot topic these d…
/r/askMRP10/08/17 12:33 AM
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Consistency is good I suppose.
/r/askMRP08/08/17 10:21 PM
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Ideally, the less flair the better. Then the merits of what is being written is being judged each and every time. As one keeps reading responses, you'll end liking some guys and not likening others. The current flair system almost serves as a means to keep the tone of the subreddit consistent over time.
/r/askMRP08/08/17 08:06 PM
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I was being sarcastic. It's in my flair. You need to chill.
/r/askMRP08/08/17 05:58 AM
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Oh boy. Really, this place is for married men. And married men shouldn't be doing much different at all with their wife for months. They should be reading, working out, dressing better...it should all be about them. All the shit with the wife should stay status quo until they get some foundation for them figured out. You are going Rambo. Red pilling away on an SO who isn't a wife and hasn't been putting up with your weak ass for the last 10 years. You're playing a different game...and honestly t…
/r/askMRP08/08/17 05:55 AM
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You're asking how to sprint when you can barely walk. Get to sidebar-ing. This isn't play by play hand holding over here. This all meant for clarification and the occasional ass kicking from a supreme fuck up...you're just making the same mistakes over and over.
/r/askMRP08/08/17 05:19 AM
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Also, didn't you just post a question just like this recently? What in fact are you doing? You're like my son...I'm going to make you delete Snapchat like I made him delete YouTube because he kept fucking around with it too much.
/r/askMRP08/08/17 05:16 AM
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Look, I'm saying all that shit is bullshit. It's irrelevant. The problem is you give a shit about all these other chicks in an orbiter kind of way. I'm friends with all my exes on FB...I'm married...my wife knows it...it's a non issue because I've made it a nonissue. You're at the point in your journey where you get whipsawed around by her and her demands. In some ways you need to stop giving a shit and just know that all this is practice and she might fly the coup...and not give a shit. You nee…
/r/askMRP08/08/17 05:10 AM
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Oh...young love in the digital age. Look, you kind of need to decide what you're doing. If you want to fuck other women...have at it...and just fucking say it and set that as the expectation. All this pussy footing around and game playing/digital orbiting other women is just making you look weak. If you're not married and you want other women, then just say we're not exclusive. Maybe you lose this SO...ok...and? If you like this SO and want to be exclusive, then do that. Just set whatever expect…
/r/askMRP08/08/17 04:58 AM
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Ever seen the cliche image of a movie director holding his two hands up to make a square and he peers through it to see how a shot will look? Maybe he doesn't like what he sees so he gets down low and does it again...then he hops up and gets another angle until he he gets the exact angle and look he wants out of the image before him. He's framing the shot. He sees an image before him and he's reconstructing his view of it until his mental vision of it matches what he actually wants to see. Frame…
/r/askMRP08/08/17 04:43 AM
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Ah, you're right...not sure how I fudged that up.
/r/askMRP07/08/17 11:04 PM
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Who measures themselves in inches? Is that a British thing? You're now officially 5' 8". I rounded you up. Taller than Tom Cruise but shorter than Brand Pitt...if anyone ever asks. Color your hair if you want but no need to point it out to her. Just do it and if you like...keep doing it. You pointing it out to her is just another subtle attempt at seeking more validation from her. Stop explaining what you're doing to the sausage to make it so tasty...
/r/askMRP07/08/17 09:58 PM
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Your other post said 69"...did you mean 6'9"? Indian dudes sometimes get stereotyped as being subservient or "beta" because of the culture in general. As you work on all this stuff here, you should make sure you take a look at yourself in the mirror and take note of your presentation. There's some bad ass Indian dudes in the world with a little face stumble, fucking unreal Hollywood hair and generally ozzing of masculinity. If you're 6' 9", dressed well and in good shape...you could be one of th…
/r/askMRP07/08/17 08:57 PM
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So she asked you to do a ridiculous task before bed, and you said no to the ridiculous task. No problem...she's more than capable of plugging in her own iPad. She was just looking for an excuse to bring up the fact you seem less tolerant of her bad behavior. She turns over and pouts. But then you go in and hold her, kiss her forehead and gauge how mad she is... Who gives a fuck how mad she is. Those responses were what you might do for a comfort test...not for her getting pissy because she can't…
/r/askMRP07/08/17 08:37 PM
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Random Tip for anyone interested. I rarely sit and watch TV...so much to do. I bought some Apple AirPods (used different one before but the AirPods are a huge improvement) and an external battery pack for my iPhone. I was out assembling stuff in the garage...monotonous stuff...and watched Ozark. The wireless range is solid so you're not constrained to any one area. Great way to mix in some guilty pleasures while also getting stuff done.
/r/askMRP07/08/17 05:17 PM
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Don't need it daily any longer. If I feel something pulled, I'll load up on some Aleve for a day or so then stop.
/r/askMRP07/08/17 04:44 PM
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The others guys will have this covered so I don't have much additional to offer. But watch the first episode of Ozark on Netflix...if you want to see a little deja vu. Your wife has a Sugarwood.
/r/askMRP07/08/17 04:16 PM
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I had some bad shoulder pain that lasted for years. I went to a surgeon and he gave me a suggestion that made me think he was nuts. Two Aleve in the morning and two at night for two weeks. He felt I had some lingering inflammation and this COULD do the trick vs surgery. Most surgeons want to cut...so I figured he was actually trying to help. He was right. I felt sooo much better after two weeks. It had been an issue for years. This may not be a cure for you but as you cross 30 lingering inflamma…
/r/askMRP07/08/17 03:57 PM
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I'm seeing a sharp upturn in douchebaggery lately. There's nothing wrong with rewarding the wife for doing something kind...but there's this waft...a scent perhaps of covert contract in the air that makes this reek of manipulation vs being a masculine man strutting through the world. So instead of over thinking this to the point you pass the little line labeled "creepy", go with my favorite when in doubt and just say: thank you. Good boy.
/r/askMRP07/08/17 02:56 AM
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Sick wife gives comfort tests because she's sick. Overcompensating husband ignores them labeling them as drama.
/r/askMRP02/08/17 03:54 PM
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Just promise me you'll leave the erg in the Mobius Cube. That's right motherfuckers...nerd books. I love me some nerd books.
/r/askMRP01/08/17 11:22 PM
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So here's what went down: Your drug addicted brother sucks on your soul for a bit and you're drained. Honestly, that would be draining. You're in need of some support - validation. You go to your wife in this weak moment thinking she will now validate your feelings and refill what has been drained. BUUUTT since you've already been a needy pussy for too long...she's already drained BY YOU. You're a wet noodle to her and she doesn't give a shit enough to support you while you're down. You don't de…
/r/askMRP01/08/17 10:51 PM
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The individual created that account just to post that to you. Fascinating.
/r/askMRP30/07/17 09:26 PM
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The "my hands fell off" tells me that she is actually quite playful. She was doing some normal shit testing to see if you would comply. You didn't comply because you didn't want coffee and she could easily do it herself. BUT...you missed on an opportunity to have some fun...and she probably would have enjoyed it. Wife: Make us some coffee. You: No. Make me a summuch while naked. Wife: I'm not doing that! You: Then go make make yourself coffee while naked. Wife: Uh, still no. You: Fine. Just make…
/r/askMRP30/07/17 08:14 PM
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My eyes burn. This was like reading bleach...if reading bleach was a thing. You two are equal levels of fucked up. All your talk up there is nonsense. I think you should go see a therapist. Look up cognitive behavioral therapy. You need to get some shit worked out at your core. All this stuff here at MRP could help but it would likely be window dressing. You need to get to the bottom of why you ever put up with a woman being physically violent to you.
/r/askMRP30/07/17 05:43 AM
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OP has one of two problems: His wife might be a lesbian He mistakes female platonic relationships as possible emotional affairs Whether it's 1 or 2, they're big issues that need to be handled before he goes worrying too much about upping his bench press. Either option may result in one of them needing some therapy.
/r/askMRP29/07/17 06:04 AM
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Alrighty... Huh. Well, a possible caveat is my wife says "love you" to her very close girlfriends when she's hanging up from talking to them. You sure it wasn't something platonic like that or did you see some other sexually squirrelly stuff in there? Now normally, I wouldn't give two shits about your wife. But if you have a possible confused lesbian on your hands, that's something you need to take into account.
/r/askMRP29/07/17 12:08 AM
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Well damn... I'm sitting here trying to frame this picture of a somewhat old-school Indian culture of a family...wife isn't interested in sex anymore...got it, happens... Then...I see what could be a lesbian affair and I'm spinning in circles confused. You sure you know what you're dealing with here? Now, women can be somewhat fluid with their sexuality...so there is that. Or are you super paranoid and your wife is looking at you like you're insane? You need to get your world somewhat aligned an…
/r/askMRP28/07/17 11:35 PM
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Well, get on it then. When you respond, use some capital letters. Think about what you're writing. Stop the "woah is me" and "I suck" bullshit. Go over and look a mirror is see if you look put together like a Tom Cruise or some messy kid. Gitty up, son.
/r/askMRP28/07/17 11:08 PM
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I'm confused. The pronouns skipped for me...could be my mistake...but did I just read your wife had a lesbian affair?
/r/askMRP28/07/17 11:02 PM
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Search for user jacktenofhearts. Look at how much he wrote. Look at the thought he put into how he phrased sentences to make a point. Put effort into what you're presenting to us. Show us you're worth a damn. Then you'll get the kind of responses you expect. Think of me as your salty dad telling you to go get your greasy hair washed and a normal haircut. THEN carry that type of self presentation over to everything...
/r/askMRP28/07/17 10:54 PM
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You write like a young, semi-baked person. All that slop up there barely forms full thoughts. And now you expect us to form complete sentences to help you. Look to the right. Read all that shit.
/r/askMRP28/07/17 10:44 PM
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SMV is a complicated algorithm that utilizes penis girth, length, maximum thrust propulsion, average ejaculate velocity and median load volumes. Then we do a discounted cash flow model because...you know...you just gotta always do one of those.
/r/askMRP28/07/17 04:34 AM
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...and you should see my huuuge resort...Mar-a-lago...it's beautiful...THE best... I'm hoping you're a BP troll...this is awesome.
/r/askMRP28/07/17 04:23 AM
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Ha, that's me...75% Liquid Shamer. Fuck whoever you want. Just get your head straight first. Young pussy...older pussy...don't matter if you're wielding an angry dick. Bieber rules.
/r/askMRP28/07/17 02:57 AM
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To all you other newbies out there, this is why we don't actually advocate being a dick to your wife - it does not equal more sex. To iBanker OP, start with the sidebar readings over there on your right and relax a little. You need to work on being an esteemed Captain who commands respect from his First Mate...not a sexually repressed a-hole barking commands at his female dog.
/r/askMRP28/07/17 02:33 AM
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She might not want to have sex with you because you kind of sound like a dick. So wait a few more years for the kid to hit 18 then go slay some 20 y/o's for funsies. Or do it now...whatever. Read up on Justin Bieber though...he just cancelled his tour so keep that in your back pocket...gotta be hip to hap-happenings. If you stick around, going forward look at any petty shit test she throws down as a prelude to foreplay. A test to see if you're secure enough in yourself not to be rattled by her. …
/r/askMRP28/07/17 02:16 AM
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Retarded cats are awesome.
/r/askMRP27/07/17 03:53 PM
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What'd I miss...I'm still dabbing even as I type this...
/r/askMRP27/07/17 03:44 AM
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So you start off with the oh-so-very cliched "old ball and chain" which normally earns the instant douche kind of guy who also holds up the three-finger "love" sign in any picture they take accompanied by stupefying smirk encased in a bad goatee... BUUUTTT then you refer to yourself as Algernon-ish...and I'm thinking...did he just reference Flowers for Algernon? I love that book. Here's hoping that was the actual intent and there's not some other super douche meaning to it that I'm out of touch …
/r/askMRP26/07/17 10:37 PM
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Bah...you went all weak and asked your wife that shit to see if she would make her whittle boy feewl better. She didn't. Because you're not her little boy and she can smell all forms of validation seeking a mile away. It's kind of like you did a limp wristed "fuck me or fuck you" except you don't really seem to mean it and she kind of doesn't really care. Get back on the train or continue running it off the tracks. Your call.
/r/askMRP26/07/17 04:00 AM
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Just make sure you're not giving so little fucks that you're doing what needs to be done around the house. If she's normally pretty sweet and responding well, then see if she's legitimately stressed out by whatever is going on in your home and extended family. Then work to help handle it.
/r/askMRP25/07/17 08:45 PM
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You know, the numbers aren't the thing...not really. Your goal is to be able to talk to other humans that happen to be female with such an air of confidence and charisma that you can clearly see she would like a piece of you. If at that point you want the number so you can mark it off your list, have at it and ask. Then do what you want. But the goal is to know you know how to talk to random women in way that shows you're a confident, masculine man. That confidence then carries on with you in fu…
/r/askMRP25/07/17 12:28 AM
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Not me. I've been MIA lately. But I want to have sex with that bot. I'm going to apply some dread to it by ignoring it.
/r/askMRP15/06/17 03:28 PM
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A deeringthrowaway account....huh. Not willing to even work to establish some frame here are you? Want some quick answers? Or to afraid to ask on your main account? Pervasive fear. I can read it via the internet clues. She can feeeeeel it. Dig deeper.
/r/askMRP05/06/17 08:58 PM
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I love making her thingy wiggle. I might be gay.
/r/askMRP31/05/17 01:47 AM
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Always a "fun" post to revisit: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/3fpefe/every_unhappy_wife_is_a_rape_victim/
/r/askMRP23/05/17 05:59 AM
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Game everyone on the trip. Be fun with your wife, the other wives and the dudes. Be charismatic and lead when needed. The wives should all be thinking..."now if he were my husband I'd be down for some daily sexing." None of this shit is a cage match. They're not your opponents no matter what they all think. You're in it to have some fun and as you project that energy others will follow suit. There are no losers when you're around...see? Read The Book of Pook or perhaps even Models if all this so…
/r/askMRP19/05/17 08:57 PM
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Nah, I like the cushion for the pushin. I keep firing the private chefs and stocking up on Oprah Oreos.
/r/askMRP19/05/17 06:27 AM
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It's Oprah. I'm Stedman.
/r/askMRP19/05/17 06:04 AM
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For us, all the income is mixed together. Start tracking your expenses on a monthly basis. Literally figure out your monthly outflows. I keep it simple as possible and track it on a spreadsheet. Figure out how much is left over each month. If it's not a lot, figure out how to make it more by analyzing expenses and watching how much you're spending on a daily basis. Make a goal how much money you want your net worth to increase each year from savings. Wrap your spending decisions around this goal…
/r/askMRP19/05/17 03:53 AM
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Look, you have no ego to over come. No defensive reflexes that make you unable to hear these harsh truths. That's a good start. Re-read the sidebar books you've listed and really internalize them. Also, consider getting some cognitive behavioral therapy if you have healthcare that can cover it. There are a few good therapists out there and most of them practice cognitive behavioral therapy. This type of therapy might help you get past these momma issues you have a little faster.
/r/askMRP18/05/17 08:55 PM
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All your shit...just like this very question...stems from insecurity. You need to work on that and the fast majority of your shit will start to work itself out.
/r/askMRP18/05/17 08:29 PM
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Nah, she may hate everything we say but she is without a doubt witty. Internet sparing with her is like one of those dance fights between two rival gangs during a play that has no real consequences...it's just funny.
/r/askMRP18/05/17 08:27 PM
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Comfort test. Perhaps you're doing a lot of things right for you but she's wondering where or if she fits in. If you want her to fit in, show her. Kiss on the forehead. Hold her tight. Drop some of your "getter done" attitude for a bit and let her in...assuming she's working with you so far and not completely against you.
/r/askMRP18/05/17 08:14 PM
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That was some victim puke right there. I want to burn it with fire. I'm not answering any of your questions. You're an emotional disaster of a human. Your shit is all over the place. Also, you spell poorly. You need re-read your bullshit above a few times. Wallow in it some. Then get to work on the sidebar basics. You have to fix your own mind and get all these insecure thoughts lined up and brushed away. And on a separate and likely unpopular note...why do people spank their kids? Now I can und…
/r/askMRP18/05/17 08:00 PM
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Wife not kinky...yet. Read Sex God Method.
/r/askMRP18/05/17 04:18 PM
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When you're at the point in your journey where you can make such suggestions, have her look into Wellbutrin (bupropion). It is an anti-depressant but is known for not messing with libido since it's not an SSRI. For some women it can even jump start a nonexistent sex drive. Your results may vary.
/r/askMRP17/05/17 03:05 AM
6

Could be, but there's dudes out there pulling this nonsense in the name of being MRP-Alpha. So it's a good learning tool either way.
/r/askMRP16/05/17 07:28 PM
7

I saw that post on the BP sub the other day. Was thinking of doing a post like yours to address it too. You beat me to it and was more detailed than mine would have been. Really, if guys are executing this shit the way it's supposed to be done, even the most Feminist of Feminists should find you somewhat charming. Hell, I go over to BP and fuck around just to see what I can pull off for fun... Hi wiggliecharlie, I miss you...kisses.
/r/askMRP16/05/17 07:05 PM
16

To those who might be confused, Anything pulled this from the bluepill sub. The post could be fabricated nonsense, but it's still a good learning tool since everything Anything says is accurate. If your wife is posting or thinking that type of shit, you have missed the entire point of this place. THE. ENTIRE. FUCKING. POINT. So you better back the truck up and really look at what you're doing. Everyone watching your journey from the outside should simply see a man starting to take better care of…
/r/askMRP16/05/17 06:44 PM
4

Your talking is dumb. She's making fun of you because you SOUND like a tough guy. Talk like a normal human who knows what he wants done and is confident in it. You putting on the faux Alpha Armor is like a light house signal to her that "Mr-Wannabe-Tough-Guy has entered the harbor...here we go!!!" Be more playful and make sure you actually know what you're doing when you're directing her to do it.
/r/askMRP12/05/17 04:51 AM
4

Sequence of events: Used to have sex. All was fine. She wants marriage. Now no more sex because Sky Guy reasons are all the sudden important. If marriage, Sky Guy allows for the sex. Sky Guy sure is a handy tool for getting people to do the "right thing" isn't he. Don't do shit just because of Sky Guy.
/r/askMRP12/05/17 04:35 AM
13

Start lifting now. Start using diet to lose weight. Google intermittent fasting. Learn how to cut calories by tracking what you eat. Then eat less calories than you need. You can also do cardio but controlling weight via diet is very effective. It takes a lot of treadmill work to burn off a cookie. Instead, don't eat the cookie.
/r/askMRP10/05/17 08:33 PM
1

Yup, annoying Grammar Nazi's have been replaced by annoying AI. A glimpse into the future...
/r/askMRP08/05/17 11:10 PM
5

Ha. You went dead straight into the mate guarding route trying to logic your way into her changing her behavior with her delicious, little flirt toy. She didn't like that light shining so bright on her shitty behavior...so two keys inserted and big red button pressed. Mushroom cloud...and big ass fight. You missed an opportunity to out flirt the flirts. Give her shit about her new boy toy. Tell her if she can't handle her toys roughing her up best she head back to the kiddy table. Instead you we…
/r/askMRP08/05/17 10:34 PM
1

I glanced at his history long enough to see he's been here 6 months. I was surprised because this mess here shows he's internalized almost zilch. Time for the hardcore guys (if they haven't already) to dig into him instead of placating this nonsense.
/r/askMRP06/05/17 01:19 AM
5

You're a wet noodle. All flippy floppy. Most of what you're saying is noise at this point.
/r/askMRP05/05/17 06:18 PM
3

Oh hells no, I'm not going to watch those videos. You're not truly hearing the basics of the message here. That's concerning. Reboot your efforts and initialize the idea that this is about you wrapping your mind about how you want the world to exist around you. Your wife could proclaim you a spider monkey and it should all be irrelevant. Your only thought should then be to pocket that reference away and follow up later and say..."your little spider money wants to get busy with some sex about now…
/r/askMRP05/05/17 06:03 PM
6

I'm picturing you as a puppy in the back yard just chasing your tail like a maniac...now you're on the verge of just flopping over on your back looking up at the sky while wiggling around with a crazed look on your face. You've just arm-chair analyzed your wife via some YouTube videos as a narcissist. Now, you may be 100% correct. BUT...there's a good chance you could diagnose just about anyone with anything if you monkey around long enough on the internet trying to fit the ever changing puzzle …
/r/askMRP05/05/17 05:35 PM
22

Listen, like everyone is going to say...you come here to focus on you. Why? Because most of the guys here are ALREADY married. And maybe they don't want to divorce because of $$$ or they want to see their kids every night before they go to bed. So they focus on the one variable that can be adjusted: You. We don't talk about how awesome our wives are because it's irrelevant. You can't easily swap out your wife. But you want something out of marriage you're not getting and this place gives you som…
/r/askMRP04/05/17 04:38 AM
3

False. You are German. Your trains run on time. Your cars are well engineered. Your women are not white trash. Stop messing with my world view. All women are not like that...only in Germany. Nowhere else.
/r/askMRP02/05/17 03:35 AM
6

Do you like boobs? I love boobs. You sound like a boob. Ergo...I love you? Something seems off. I'll meditate, cheat and divorce while I mull this conundrum over.
/r/askMRP01/05/17 05:10 PM
1

Good points. I have some toe cheese. I have a hard time bending over to remove my toe cheese. I'll be in Texas next week on business. Can you remove my toe cheese?
/r/askMRP26/04/17 05:14 AM
1

If my mom pulled that mess and lost her mind over wanting poppy seed buns, I'd give her a constant stream of shit about it for the next few years. My first visit back to the well would come after I waited a few weeks so it's not fresh....then when we're all having a family meal, it would go something like this... Hey Mom...you're on your death bed...I'm there holding your hand....a single tear is streaming down my cheek...I'm gonna lean and whisper the last words you'll hear from me....what will…
/r/askMRP26/04/17 04:34 AM
1

You're assuming he's at your level already and his wife is less likely to throw a shit test of this sort. My bet is he's still new enough to all of this that his wife picked a relatively minor thing to see if she could still get away with rattling his cage. Seeds on a bun... Based on the fact he's already at the point of cooking everything (edit: not sure if I'm right on this timing after re-reading), she should be well aware that there's no time to run out and fill her random seed request. It l…
/r/askMRP26/04/17 03:37 AM
1

Was this sarcasm?
/r/askMRP25/04/17 06:21 PM
1

https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/3dzppv/how_to_distinguish_between_a_shit_test_and/ Start digging. It's all been done before. And it will be done again...
/r/askMRP24/04/17 10:13 PM
1

If she's prone to anxiety and legitimately trying, don't ride her so hard. Work with her and lead her to come up with better solutions on things that aren't going right. Give her positive feedback and tell her your proud of all the effort she's putting in...assuming she is actually trying on her end. Be a good leader if she's doing her best to follow, but just not sure how to do it right.
/r/askMRP24/04/17 10:06 PM
1

This is all meandering. It's an odd, shitty-comfort test. "I respect your dad but his thoughts on our relationship are irrelevant. When I'm happy, you'll know. In fact, let's make me happy right now..." Big smiles.
/r/askMRP24/04/17 09:58 PM
3

Your last post was a little off and this one is too. I don't want a weight rack in my bedroom. I like a well groomed home with some style. What you suggest sounds like chaos. Do what you want. But I personally wouldn't fault your wife for not wanting a big weight setup in the corner of the master bedroom.
/r/askMRP22/04/17 06:21 PM
4

I sense a possible Redpill Rambo. https://youtu.be/HhXyF1dhi1E
/r/askMRP19/04/17 11:49 PM
1

Saggy boobs for you... ;-)
/r/askMRP14/04/17 11:46 PM
6

Like anything there is a continuum of sexual drive. But...have you always been like this...are you changing with age...did your wife piss you off and the wife goggles are off...do you see random hot chicks and get the urge to bang 'em...many variables. If you're looking for others' specific input, I'm not ancient and I'm not young but when I see naked, big boobs I want to get busy. This could be multiple times per day if possible. Boobs. In short, it can vary. But the main question for you is wh…
/r/askMRP14/04/17 10:51 PM
2

Sure. He was just hell bent on ensuring the best case scenario via a contract. He settled on a marriage contract even though he hates having the government intermingled in his personal affairs.
/r/askMRP13/04/17 08:20 PM
2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGomedbMcoY Penn Jillette (big libertarian and atheist) mentions why he got married b/c of kids briefly in the last few moments of this short video. I've heard other interviews where he talked about it in more detail. In short, his expensive lawyers could not create an iron-clad contract to ensure access to his future kids should something happen to his wife...other than a marriage contract.
/r/askMRP13/04/17 07:07 PM
1

Not Austin. Ever.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/17 07:47 PM
1

No. Use or lack of use of the Oxford comma is grammatically acceptable. Bitch.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/17 07:25 PM
1

You Texan? I forget. I was for many moons. Even drive a big ass pick up so I can tow my toys. I however have zero accent. Neither does my wife who was Texan born and raised.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/17 07:23 PM
1

If you know who Ronald Moore is I'll consider you in the in crowd...
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/17 07:18 PM
1

We're officially real nerds. That and I recently used Apple AirPods to watch/listen to DS9 recently while organizing the garage. Best way ever to do mind numbing shit you want to get done and not get bored.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/17 07:00 PM
1

Eye twitching commences... Just let me know if you change it in work emails so arrogant assholes like me don't quietly assume you're uneducated. ;-) Honestly, I had college profs go on tirades about papers having "alot" in them. It's like a horrible flashback when I see it.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/17 06:25 PM
1

Silence while I'm enjoying my blood wine...
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/17 06:02 PM
5

"Oh I got a rock for you...in my pants..." Flirt you dolt... Picture her with cute pigtails and have some fun. You're making it a cage match that has no winner.
/r/askMRP12/04/17 06:01 PM
1

I prefer to think of myself as a Klingon since the bitches love Star Trek...
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/17 05:45 PM
1

Cuz I'm Real Red Pill mutherfucka... Gotta build up that penis callous so you can jack10hammer bitches back to back all night long. Chafing ain't got nothing on me...
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/17 05:30 PM
1

I get down in a push up stance to draw the penis sand line. It's very time consuming and slightly embarrassing. But my point gets made...a lot.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/17 05:15 PM
1

I like to draw lines in the sand too...with my penis. Yeah, I took us all down this analysis by paralysis path once before...you even poked fun at Jack10: https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/4agyuw/battle_of_who_could_care_less/ Oh...it's "a lot" not "alot." Penis line drawn.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/17 04:27 PM
1

Hot damn, I didn't know you were anti-Jack. Anywho, some of the shit that dude wrote made a huge impact on me. And keep in mind he tore the crap out of my Verbal Intercourse Is Optional post...so I could easily have had a grudge...if I were a little bitch. But he made solid points and added nuance to our sometimes black/white mythology. And the Devil is always in the details...
/r/MarriedRedPill12/04/17 02:17 PM
9

Solid work, new guy. I'm in a good mood so here's your obligatory Matrix reference: Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets? Morpheus: No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.
/r/askMRP09/04/17 05:41 AM
18

Just ask yourself, "would the trash need to be taken out if I was single?" Why yes...yes it would. So say...good idea sweet cheeks and happily take it out.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/04/17 05:33 AM
3

If you're playing the long game, search for jacktenofhears like Stoney mentions. He's far more balanced. The light side of the force. Your very own Yoda...just proper grammar and very long form. Cad knows Red Pill...no doubt...but he's playing the short game and it's all powered by latent anger. It's the dark side of the force. But still plenty powerful.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/04/17 05:30 AM
1

Sign me up for a read when you're done. I go back and read through his comments now and then too. It's relaxes me.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/04/17 05:16 AM
6

I'm not sure what your goal is with this post. It's almost as if you want us to give you an "attaboy" since pretty much every one here likely agrees with you. I'm sure even the dudes that stayed with their cheating whore wives agree with you...but something in life has gotten in the way. Perhaps they want 100% of their money or want to see their kids EVERY night vs just the weekends. Who the fuck knows. Arm them with legitimate knowledge of how to improve themselves and how to handle the opposit…
/r/askMRP07/04/17 03:19 AM
0

Men make a lot of sperm. Women have a fixed amount of eggs. Nature has spoken.
/r/askMRP04/04/17 07:00 PM
7

Boobs don't have toe cheese...so it's a little different. But whatever. Have fun.
/r/askMRP04/04/17 05:49 AM
15

So you rubbing women's feet is like me squeezing some boobs? I need a new fetish. You're having a good time. She's having a good time. This is what we call a win/win. Oh and watch the new Dave Chappelle standup. He's a foot fucker...while his wife is asleep. Power move.
/r/askMRP04/04/17 03:41 AM
8

Nah, don't be a puss.
/r/askMRP04/04/17 01:38 AM
10

Money doesn't equal sexual attraction. But you guys do need to have enough to keep your heads above water. So best sort that out. Money aside, you're a puss. She's horny but not for a puss. Work on not being a puss. Puss.
/r/askMRP03/04/17 11:01 PM
2

I'm fond of this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/3crj03/are_you_new_lets_have_a_conversation/
/r/askMRP28/03/17 09:32 PM
4

Well now I'm just curious how many profiles you created 20 days ago. This is number 2, right?
/r/askMRP27/03/17 04:02 AM
1

Oh I show up from time to time. Someone has to show you guys how to do satire right...
/r/MarriedRedPill24/03/17 11:59 PM
2

Boobs.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/03/17 04:44 PM
1

Polish away. https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBluePill/comments/619jz2/merp_stemlord_expends_937_logic_units_to_compare/
/r/MarriedRedPill24/03/17 04:44 PM
2

Based on some recent video games I've seen, the physics of boob bouncing has been analyzed looong and haaard.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/03/17 02:45 PM
0

/r/thebluepill They're cute and cuddly over there. Hi BP friends! Kisses...
/r/MarriedRedPill24/03/17 05:48 AM
4

I mean...sure...I guess. There might be a bunch flowcharting, on/off, borderline autistic mother fuckers around here who this might help. My eyes kind of glazed over as I read it so there's a chance I missed something profound. Or missed out on learning some physics. I like the physics of bouncing boobs so I might give it another shot. In the meantime, I'm going to head over to the bluepill and see if they're smart enough to produce any worthwhile satire from this nugget. It might entertain me.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/03/17 05:36 AM
2

Gotta earn my flair somehow. Still working towards 100%...
/r/askMRP23/03/17 04:23 PM
4

Captain-save-ho to the rescue. You know what you want to do. You're not her keeper. Get her started on therapy now as you prep to depart if you at least want to say you got her a legitimate support system.
/r/askMRP23/03/17 04:07 PM
4

We can stick our collective hands up your ass and be your puppet master or you can continue reading the sidebar. The answer is the latter. This is textbook newbie thinking he's a badass after finding the all powerful MRP and going all Red Pill Rambo on his wife. "Behold me woman...I am a powerful man or so they tell me. Hear my words for they are final because...you know....I said so." You knock it off and learn what this is all about before fuck your own shit up.
/r/askMRP23/03/17 04:03 PM
4

Now ask yourself, are you a high enough value man where you could look at your wife and say, "You're not meeting my needs, if you don't improve in area xyz, I'll be getting these needs met elsewhere." If you don't think you could pull that scenario off, then keep working until you can before you pull the plate-spinning-while-married rip cord. Be Genghis Khan in your mentality...you want more women then be awesome enough to have as many as you want without giving any fucks.
/r/askMRP22/03/17 10:02 PM
8

Your brain is full of trash. You keep dumpster diving back into your own insecurities. Either accept what your wife did and work to move forward with your vision of the relationship. Or cut her loose and go your own way. Doing lap after lap over the past is a zero sum game.
/r/askMRP22/03/17 09:52 PM
1

Wait...your mom and my mom go at it? Hawt granny action with a hint of incest... Oh you're naughty...
/r/askMRP22/03/17 07:20 PM
1

Tell you what...I'd like to mine yo momma's boobs. Haven't done a your mom joke in a while.
/r/askMRP22/03/17 07:16 PM
1

Took you a while to come up with a come back, didn't it. ;-) Just call me pansexual. I don't discriminate, baby. Boobs are great though.
/r/askMRP22/03/17 07:04 PM
1

Starts with establishing frame first. When you have the frame of "I want what I want" and ask your wife to do what you want unapologetically, then the actions reinforce the mentality over time. In the beginning, the request would just be seen as weak like a mother wiping the butt of her child.
/r/askMRP22/03/17 07:01 PM
1

I enjoy Long-Form-Stoney... OP should take note. When you're finished with it, put the Jack10 hand up my ass for a bit...I miss him tickling my tickler.
/r/askMRP22/03/17 06:53 PM
0

That sounds like a plan and touches on what Stoney typed up for you. Just make sure sometimes you don't miss the forest for the trees...
/r/askMRP22/03/17 06:48 PM
1

The idea is that if someone takes an action that benefits you, then via that action it predisposes them to liking you. So your inner dialogue would be along this line, "I just gave my buddy a hand job...I must really like my buddy a lot." But I mean...it's not like that example is super specific for any particular reason or anything. Or just tell your nemesis at work you want to grab a beer but he's buying the first round.
/r/askMRP22/03/17 06:43 PM
4

Because in each of those scenarios you had a covert contract that you expected appreciation for doing what you did. You instead do it because you want to do it. You like what she already offers and want to help your first mate. You're not doing it for a pat on the back because you're a good little boy.
/r/askMRP22/03/17 06:29 PM
32

You have a flexible schedule. Your wife had a meeting that she wanted to attend. You're aware of this. You support her having these meetings - we assume. You know she's going to have a tough time finding someone to help on short notice based on initial conversations. Her go to people are out based on what she knew in the middle of the night. You decide to be fully autistic and not do the logical thing of using your flexibility to make sure your first mate could attend this meeting that is import…
/r/askMRP22/03/17 05:14 PM
2

With my friends I consider brothers, we do a shake that transitions into hugging it out. Then we joke about heading to the mountains to have butt sex. Our love is...deep.
/r/askMRP18/03/17 05:28 AM
1

Then start here: https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/3crj03/are_you_new_lets_have_a_conversation/
/r/askMRP17/03/17 11:50 PM
1

Ha. Your ego is exposed. Hit the sidebar (to the right) and circle back once you can recognize what you're actually doing. You'll thank me later.
/r/askMRP17/03/17 10:44 PM
1

It was asking for a beat down.
/r/askMRP17/03/17 06:23 PM
1

You were fast!
/r/askMRP17/03/17 05:38 PM
1

I am hoping to be able to accept myself for who I am . please can you accept me too? No, we can't accept you. In actuality, we don't give two shits about you. You're at the precipice of a journey where you start to give a shit about yourself instead of seeking validation from random internet strangers and/or women. Save this post so you can look back on it months from now after some hard work and recognize how pathetic you were... So get to work and save yourself.
/r/askMRP17/03/17 05:38 PM
1

This isn't even a question and barely qualifies as victim vomit. It's more like voluntary diarrhea. Someone start a countdown to deletion by either Mod or OP... Give up masturbation for Lent BUT instead visit a few more prostitutes. Congruency is fun. Boobs.
/r/askMRP17/03/17 05:27 PM
3

I smell a running gag! OK, how about... As long as she pulls her weight in tricks, it's all good...because I'm a pimp and all. I might have over explained.
/r/askMRP15/03/17 09:17 PM
1

My penis smells blood...and it's hungry. That's right...it's Shark Week. Or just initiate in the shower if she really worries about mess and/or coodies.
/r/askMRP15/03/17 09:11 PM
9

This is more a confirmation of dual mating strategy. Hypergamy would be her leaving you for me...you know, because I'm 75% more sarcastic.
/r/askMRP15/03/17 08:11 PM
1

Indeed.
/r/askMRP14/03/17 08:39 PM
2

Yup, an existential crisis alright. Consider starting with the basics and seek out some cognitive behavioral therapy for yourself.
/r/askMRP14/03/17 08:22 PM
2

https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/comments/5ww7z4/sex_expected/ You're having an existential crisis of sorts, yes? If she effectively can't have sex, what's the point of your marriage... Welp...you're kind of fucked. Unless she's already shown a strong willingness to get better, you'll be fighting this battle for the rest of your marriage. Even if you do become a ripped up Chad McChaderton. The world will want to guilt you into doing the "right thing" by staying with her. And perhaps that wo…
/r/askMRP14/03/17 07:47 PM
8

Wuv, Tru Wuv
/r/askMRP14/03/17 07:20 PM
2

Read Jack10's top-comment as well. The more I reflect on that post, the more I also value what Jack10 wrote.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/03/17 08:45 PM
0

Cool. You're still a McFaggot.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/03/17 08:29 PM
1

I'm just being topical with my sarcasm. Gotta have depth, yo. http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/03/13/519976028/boaty-mcboatface-prepares-for-first-antarctic-mission
/r/MarriedRedPill13/03/17 05:52 PM
2

Ah, so I see you went and deleted the post I refernced that actually told the truth of what is going on... Alrighty then... u/bogeyd6, if you're open to suggestions, tag him as Faggoty McFaggotface...
/r/MarriedRedPill13/03/17 05:42 PM
2

I only read someone's post history when I sense something off. You seemed off. Your post history was just confirmation.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/03/17 05:24 PM
5

https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/5wk34a/i_choose_the_wrong_life_path_and_i_am_spiraling/ Well, shit. You posted that just 13 days ago. You were a wreck. But in THIS post, you sound like you're trying to sound how we expect you to sound. It's all bravado....sound and fury signifying nothing. And since I can see this via some writing....she can see this like a glaring spot light. The problem is you're still too new to establish real frame. You need to slow down and get your feet wet. Y…
/r/MarriedRedPill13/03/17 05:17 PM
5

A wise man once said: If your income and what you buy her alone guaranteed sex, then what you married is a whore. Don't treat your wife like a whore. Yup, I said it. ....I'm the wise man.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/03/17 08:11 PM
2

https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/4cwweo/why_defaulting_to_a_negative_view_on_women_eg/
/r/MarriedRedPill09/03/17 01:46 AM
5

Who's a cute, little helper bot...that's right...you are...
/r/askMRP08/03/17 05:49 PM
6

Here you go: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%BCbler-Ross_model The difference so far between you and some of the other guys here is you can write reasonably eloquently and explain your mental spiral. This has all been done before by many other guys. Stick with the plan on the Sidebar and your mental state will improve with time and effort.
/r/askMRP08/03/17 05:41 PM
8

Chill out. You're still too new. Still too in your wife's frame. Her sex life with in-adamant objects defines your feelings. Stop giving a fuck. Work on you for a while to the point where you could fuck any woman you wanted. Then get a divorce. Maybe your wife comes around along the way. If she does and things get better, then at a minimum consider it a win for the kids - assuming she's a decent mom and you like seeing them every night. If not, end it...but 4 months isn't enough time to decide a…
/r/askMRP08/03/17 12:29 AM
2

Oh you're German...never mind then. Just keep making awesome cars and being strict with rules and it's all good. Research away...
/r/askMRP07/03/17 06:53 PM
2

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/r/askMRP07/03/17 06:40 PM
4

And after research turned negative I kind of want to take a swing at you just for the way you phrased this... Any who, next time you see him, smile and joke with him that you'll be following him around to see what equipment you can steal next. Give him a little shit for fun and he'll likely start to respect you. Then have him give you some lifting tips. Just don't be weird....I'm sensing some spaz stink on you...
/r/askMRP07/03/17 06:11 PM
19

It's too early to say, but you may have stumbled upon the quintesenntal "Oprah Conundrum". You can be a Stedman and quite successful in your own right, but he ain't gonna ever touch Oprah success. It happens to all of us at one point or another. Best thing to do, don't worry about it. Be masculine, funny, and give her shit when any diva pops out. And when you're legitimately proud of her, sprinkle in some Daddy-love and sincerely tell her that you're proud of her. If you're the Alpha in her life…
/r/askMRP07/03/17 06:00 PM
5

Eh, it was a shit test to a degree but you fucked up with the lack of common sense by dropping off a giant 2L bottle. If the situation was reversed, you might have looked at her like she was an idiot for also not grabbing a few cups to go with a 2L bottle since you were stuck at the table. I would have joked and said "...you looked REALLY thirsty. No worries...I'll grab some cups." Fix the issue and then drop it. If she overacted and was extremely disrespectful, then take it as she still sees yo…
/r/askMRP06/03/17 10:53 PM
2

You meant to say WMP...
/r/askMRP03/03/17 05:26 AM
5

Ha. His name is a trap. Bait taken. Ego captured.
/r/askMRP02/03/17 07:35 PM
6

Whether she realizes it or not, she's vying to upgrade the relationahip thanks to this change of venue. Oh and by the way, she realizes it. Anywho... You want us to make a major life decision about your life from a few paragraphs. Why? Why do you not have enough frame over your own life to analyze and deduce what you should do with this human female? Is there some magic nugget you've left out that would give us clairvoyance enough to make this decision on your behalf? Or are you just afraid... A…
/r/MarriedRedPill01/03/17 05:16 AM
6

WWGKD? (What Would Genghis Khan Do?) Considering his primary wife probably oversaw his concubine collection, I doubt he would worry about telling her where he was... That reminds me...I need to at least add at least 2 more wives in 2017. More wives for everyone...
/r/askMRP28/02/17 05:18 PM
10

Find the balance. Not initiating sex for a bit should be irrelevant to her based on what you described above. If it does bother her that you've stopped for a bit, then tell her go get naked and you'll sort things out real quick. Be normal but just chill on pouring out non stop affection. Feel what it's like to just you in your own skin for a while.
/r/askMRP26/02/17 03:50 AM
6

Easy way out. He needs to learn how not to be a needy bitch first otherwise he'll just reset back to Go and have to start all over soon enough. If his wife still doesn't respond after he's sorted himself out, then he can decide how he wants his sex life to proceed going forward.
/r/askMRP26/02/17 03:44 AM
4

She senses you're still needy. Your attempts to make her feel better after a bad day with the kids smells like a build up to something else you might want. So she doesn't really give a fuck what you want so figured she might as well play with her phone. The odds are you aren't as good as flirting as you think you are and it's not evening registering to her after you being a puss so long. It's just you still being more affectionate than her hoping to get some sex. Perhaps be nice to her going for…
/r/askMRP26/02/17 03:38 AM
11

Per your OYS you have panic attacks because: Business Partner is leaving You have a sex plate with health issues Your wife controls the finances and it doesn't seem you have any clue how much money you guys have. That might be hyperbole on my part. Now, I don't know anything about those drugs. I've never taken them. I don't even drink alcohol because I like to have all my faculties in check so I can make witty dick and tit jokes on the fly. So I'm not going to say don't take them. But it sounds …
/r/askMRP24/02/17 01:00 AM
4

I love boobs.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/02/17 10:33 PM
2

The MRP Collective is your Morpheus.
/r/askMRP22/02/17 05:17 PM
2

He's doing amused mastery that entire film, if I recall. I watched that movie a ton as a kid. I'm pretty sure I'm a sarcastic pain in the ass in part because of it.
/r/askMRP21/02/17 05:34 PM
3

Ah, your Red Pill Ninja is sneaking up on your ass and delivering comfort tests...not really shit tests. When your Ninja says, "I feel like..." and she's expressing her emotions, she wants you to listen, fog and sometimes offer real advice. Or just give her a kiss on the forehead and a hug once she's done. When she says "YOU do this..." and it's some random silly bullshit...that's a shit test. Then you lock and load some agree and amplify if you know how. Since you asked (I know you didn't), I c…
/r/askMRP21/02/17 06:17 AM
12

Standard fare from a woman who isn't attracted to you. Not to mention she knows you don't really have a spine to just do what you want despite her protests. You just kept trying to logic your way around things. Read the sidebar. Adjust your physical body to something more attractive and rewire those neural pathways so you can become a playful but dominant man. Is she cheating? Who knows. She could be OR she just thinks you're too much of a puss to take along on a cool trip.
/r/askMRP21/02/17 06:09 AM
2

Or no sunglasses. Let the dad bods squirm.
/r/askMRP21/02/17 02:49 AM
7

This was written like you were trying to psych yourself up versus any real question of substance. You're afraid of being a beta bux. You're afraid of the kids and the wife. You're afraid...of a vacation. You did add in the throwaway "fantastic" line for good measure I suppose. Too bad it wasn't sincere. Don't be afraid of any of this shit. You're going to sail the open seas. So what it's on a Disney Cruise. Enjoy some sunsets. Eat some good buffets. Tell your kids you turn into a pirate the mome…
/r/askMRP19/02/17 06:19 AM
9

Let me preface this by saying I am an Atheist. Won't matter...but there, now you know. I regret doing these things a lot, but I can't change my past. I can however, guide my future, and presently sexual promiscuity is not a problem that I succumb to anymore. You feeeeeel bad. Poor you. You want to tell your mommy - aka future wife - what you did wrong. You hope your mommy forgives and validates you. You have a metric fuck ton more work to do because this has nothing to do with your sexual past a…
/r/askMRP16/02/17 07:50 PM
2

Comfort tests. Go read about them and see if this is that. In short, if she's talking about HER feelings (not complaining about you) and you never take the time to listen and at a minimum acknowledge them, then she's going to feel like you don't give a shit. Over time, that will decimate a relationship. You can recover from failed shit tests over time. Continuing to fail comfort tests...well that's how you end a relationship and/or drive a woman insane...assuming you're bored and it's a Tuesday.
/r/askMRP15/02/17 08:22 PM
1

Talk to lawyer about your options for legally voice recording her. If one sided consent is acceptable where you live, get her talking about it all again. You said she told you in the first place to relieve her conscious. Based on the fact she does blow with guys in a club while her kids are at home, I don't think her conscious was at work here. It seems more of a test to see what she can get away with. So figure out how that can be played to your advantage to get her talking again.
/r/askMRP09/02/17 06:20 PM
4

"...AND my boyfriend." Alrighty then...dealer folds.
/r/askMRP30/01/17 10:18 PM
1

Or is that CAD... Check out the history. Or maybe we're all CAD.
/r/askMRP28/01/17 05:41 AM
1

I enjoyed this one.
/r/askMRP27/01/17 11:12 PM
1

Maybe.
/r/askMRP27/01/17 08:59 PM
1

Fo' shizzle...solid work. He's WMP. Stoney just referenced WMP's stint as Mod too.
/r/askMRP27/01/17 08:58 PM
2

WMP
/r/askMRP27/01/17 08:40 PM
2

Ha...I do love finding peoples' buttons. Carry on... ;-)
/r/askMRP27/01/17 07:22 PM
2

This is me getting worried you took me too seriously and my flair isn't flaming enough. Flaming gay that is... You did it... I'm now flaming gay. See you fuckers later.
/r/askMRP27/01/17 06:48 PM
2

Is that the one where you make your hand fall asleep...then go around feeling up random women? I might be doing it wrong. I love boobs even when I can't feel them.
/r/askMRP27/01/17 06:42 PM
4

But...but...penis?!?!
/r/askMRP27/01/17 06:40 PM
7

How do I turn gay so I can date men and not have to deal with all this female bullshit?
/r/askMRP27/01/17 06:38 PM
1

The sadistic bit was more of a joke. Maybe.
/r/askMRP27/01/17 05:00 PM
2

If you mean I sometimes go for extended periods of time giving so few fucks that I end up concocting a big steaming cauldron of emotional neglect that erupts into a giant shitty-comfort test...then yes, I am the master of those. I create a lot of unnecessary work for myself.
/r/askMRP27/01/17 02:06 AM
2

It was a Shitty-Comfort test. You can push so far past not giving her comfort and hit the point where she starts to lose her mind a little. If you're a little sadistic you might accidentally take pleasure in watching her squirm some. But not me...nope, I'd never do that. Any who, dial that shit down. Tell her you're just super busy right now but can't wait to spend some time with her. Every now and then some comforting words and a little explanation can do the trick when it comes to comfort test…
/r/askMRP26/01/17 10:53 PM
1

I sip tea with my pinkie out while going down the road in my IROC Z.
/r/askMRP25/01/17 10:26 PM
1

That guy is a social class or two above me.
/r/askMRP25/01/17 09:45 PM
2

I don't care enough to hate anyone. I just practice honing in my biting sarcasm now and then. I still love boobs though.
/r/askMRP25/01/17 07:47 PM
2

Your sharing has now made all of us here at MRP bonded to you in a manly fashion. We have now digitally fist bumped, chest bumped and bro hugged it out. We all FEEL better for it.
/r/askMRP25/01/17 06:20 PM
2

Option 1: Post history shows she's your fiancé. You put a ring on it and the gradual sexual decent has begun. Read sidebar books. Don't go through with the marriage until you're up to speed on how women actually work and can make a more educated decision. Most here will say don't get married. Option 2: She's just fucking some other dude now and was already too full of his spunk to add anymore.
/r/askMRP25/01/17 05:42 PM
3

It's the same for me when I see real boobs.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/01/17 12:57 AM
7

Maybe. My shoulder devil prefers to offer up Red apples from the tree of knowledge... It's the little angel I have to worry about fucking me up... Boobs.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/01/17 11:30 PM
2

Jack10 would be proud. I like to think he's reading this from Reddit-heaven.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/01/17 11:02 PM
2

Well, that's the thing. We all fuck up. If his woman is open to sex based on that last trip, he could turn his mistake into a positive still. It's not over. My sarcasm gets me in trouble constantly. I just fix it with more sarcasm and then people end up laughing.
/r/askMRP09/01/17 07:54 PM
5

Tell her you've been reading some more "porn books" and have some moves you're going to try out tonight. Hand her a bottle of Gatorade and tell her to hydrate...she's going to need it. Smirk and walk away. Just because you fucked up doesn't mean you can't go back and own it later. If she is starting to have fun with sex, perhaps she'll embrace it all and find her own "porn books" to spice things up for you too. Also, why is she worried you look at porn? Is she that prude? Does she not realize if…
/r/askMRP09/01/17 07:44 PM
1

Yeah, let mature then pop 'em...trick is to pierce it with a needle first. But always sterilize it first. Fun fun.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/01/17 03:26 AM
1

I'm sure they're great but they look like floating pimples at first glance. I was frightened.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/01/17 01:02 AM
3

You say "crap" a lot. I have suspicions you were telegraphing your non-plussed attitude to her quite clearly while she packed up all the Christmas "crap". She preferred you to fuck off than deal with it and refused your help. Then she was pissed your bad attitude meant she didn't want or get the help she actually needed. Were you being a dickwad while she was packing up the Christmas "crap"? The fact you call it all "crap" leads me to believe you don't like all that "crap" and the work that come…
/r/askMRP08/01/17 07:11 AM
4

I'm afraid...that you're confused and think this is a cuddly support group. You're a set of 1s and 0s tied to a username. Head over to the main sub and get to reading the younger guys' exploits while living up the single life. No time to mess around with us married guys. You have a new realm to tackle.
/r/askMRP07/01/17 09:37 PM
3

I felt my emotions rising as this was the first time she's basically said "no" to me. So she has pretty much always said yes to sex until now? You're revving shit to the point you've slid backwards... You're actively swinging around the dread hammer instead of slowly ramping up passive dread by truly working on you and getting your shit locked down. In other words based on your previous posts....before you go trying to have your wife's hamster wigging the fuck out, how about you figure out how n…
/r/askMRP05/01/17 07:26 PM
0

Too much explaining and exposition. She's pushing your buttons to see what she can get away with and if you'll just do whatever she wants when she wants. If she's asking for reasonable help, then do it. If she could have gotten the money during the day with the kids, tell her it's too busy right now and she can do it during the day...you have other more fun plans for the two of you later. And when she says next time you want to go out you can't go, just say "No problem, I'll take the baby with m…
/r/askMRP05/01/17 02:03 AM
4

I almost fainted since I've been holding my breath waiting for this update... This is insane. You've been playing with fire and got burnt. Nothing to see here. Have fun sharing your wife...and don't think she hasn't done this before.
/r/askMRP03/01/17 11:56 PM
6

Wife or Mother. Not both. Don't keep her in Mother-mode for extended periods if you can help it. But it does show progress that she respects you enough now to help you when you're down.
/r/askMRP02/01/17 08:37 PM
2

Gaaayyyy
/r/MarriedRedPill31/12/16 03:41 AM
2

When did they stop us from commenting? Is that new? I goofed off over there just recently when they quoted me.
/r/MarriedRedPill30/12/16 10:48 PM
10

Sure, I guess. Have at it. I give you my personal blessing...it's laced with spooge though. They're kind of boring and weird to me. Beta-Bux on steroids. Ask one about her childhood. See if she starts to cry...that's always fun.
/r/askMRP30/12/16 09:28 PM
9

If TBP links to this post, I think the complete circle means the subs must have loving but violent sex with each other.
/r/MarriedRedPill30/12/16 04:55 AM
2

It had a medicine-like flavor.
/r/MarriedRedPill30/12/16 04:50 AM
3

I ate his digital soul and took over his TBP mantle...
/r/MarriedRedPill30/12/16 03:35 AM
3

That's because the rest is 25% Solid Bullshit.
/r/MarriedRedPill30/12/16 12:03 AM
6

Sadly, only a few of them can satire their way out of a paper bag...which is a bummer because a good roasting is fun.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/12/16 11:56 PM
5

I thought it was pretty much common knowledge that he's whinemoreplease? Or is everyone WMP now? Am I WMP? I'm confused.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/12/16 11:52 PM
1

Pro tip...write while taking a good dump. Brain is free of shit. But seriously...I'm being serious.
/r/askMRP27/12/16 06:01 AM
4

You beat me to it. OP, you know nothing. If you actually read the sidebar, read it again.
/r/askMRP26/12/16 09:55 PM
9

Vetting. Your parents are trying to do this for you. Based on your wife's past, it sounds like you might be a captain-save-ho. Those type of family issues are not minor and seep into the fabric of who she is whether she likes it or not. Your parents may not be 100% right about her, but they're trying to point out red flags. If your parents have been good parents who did a good job raising you for the most part, perhaps consider why they're weighing in. If your parents are meddlesome and annoying…
/r/askMRP26/12/16 07:36 PM
4

OP, since you're really new, read this as a Primer for learning to fog: Read me
/r/askMRP21/12/16 09:50 PM
9

It has value. But it's not something you can trade in for sex. You being a great dad will contribute to raising a good daughter. Which is the right thing to do. Linking taking care of your daughter to getting to fuck your wife is no beuno.
/r/askMRP20/12/16 05:37 AM
1

Yup, I'm eating a slice, hot dog and a pretzel right now. Donut to follow.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/12/16 06:58 PM
1

Soon...my penis-tip glowing people need me. Sarcasm is running low on my home world.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/12/16 06:48 PM
1

Slack? A basic understanding of a woman's cycle doesn't mean you cut her slack. It simply means you understand. Just like it's import to understand a shit test from a comfort test. Newbies here may have no clue how the cycle of a woman actually works. A basic knowledge of it MAY help them understand the best times to reintroduce sex/initiate if they're coming from a completely dead bedroom and been forced into monk mode. Once they are down the line and operating on all cylinders, then knowing he…
/r/MarriedRedPill19/12/16 06:41 PM
1

Like those before you who have successfully busted my chops, we must now have sex like real men: Penis to penis until our tips glow...ET style. It will be magical and not trollish at all.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/12/16 06:33 PM
2

Bingo.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/12/16 09:59 PM
1

I don't care. But did you see how easy it was to get you to DEER. You still seek validation. I can just see you with your wife. You just HAD to explain yourself. Sack up and recognize what you're actually doing. It's pure faggot and reeks of anger stage whether you like it or not.
/r/askMRP15/12/16 10:18 PM
1

Go on...
/r/askMRP15/12/16 09:51 PM
3

No, that's just covert bullshit bringing you down to a new level of pussy. You're just getting off on your own little inside joke at the expense of your unaware wife. You've switched from covert contracts attempting to get sex to pathetic covert gags trying to belittle her as you battle through your ever lasting anger stage. Solid work. See...that's sarcasm.
/r/askMRP15/12/16 07:24 PM
8

"Jewelry...what a fantastic idea. I want to add a personal touch...so let's start with a pearl necklace. I'll even gift it to you tonight." Wink. Slap the butt. Leave the room.
/r/askMRP15/12/16 05:13 AM
2

Yup, this covers it. One can move on to playing around with video games when you're Terry-Crews-like and trying to do something fun with your kids to bond a little: https://youtu.be/t-Xi5IFmLIQ
/r/askMRP13/12/16 09:55 PM
2

Or flip it all on its head and have some fun with it. Become a sexy masseuse who has a terrible accent and a penis that pokes her a lot during the massage. Read this: https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/41wu1b/married_game_the_coconut_spa/?st=IWNQXNGX&sh=aa8e5fcb
/r/askMRP13/12/16 04:56 PM
1

Bah, it's deleted. My dreams are crushed.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/12/16 05:17 AM
1

I love me all night long....errr...wait...
/r/MarriedRedPill13/12/16 05:16 AM
3

Gay. I look forward to /r/thebluepill mocking you.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/12/16 01:41 AM
2

Use the somewhat weak but incredibly smart ones to fix your car to do incredible things once said car reaches 88mph. For the overly masculine ones who aren't very smart, give them a silly nickname and have him wax your car. Also, every now and then have him crash into manure. Do this in an infinite loop.
/r/askMRP10/12/16 01:59 AM
6

You 6' 5" motherfuckers need to just walk up to your wives, look down at her, wait for her to look up at you and then say, "We need to have the good sexing or instead I will consume you for sustenance." Then just walk away. In the meantime, chill out. You're MERPing away for the sacred, golden blowjob. It won't work. You're just a dog chasing his tail trying to negotiate desire. Let the blowjob shit drop and keep on working away while she slowly forgets about this conversation.
/r/askMRP08/12/16 07:10 PM
3

I want to have sex with the apocalypse opener and create a bunch of apocalypse opener babies. Using the apocalypse opener. That was awesome.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/12/16 11:02 PM
1

You're welcome. ;-)
/r/askMRP02/12/16 09:23 PM
0

Yada yada...your mom.
/r/askMRP01/12/16 09:46 PM
0

I SAID...I love boobs...
/r/askMRP01/12/16 09:38 PM
0

She have some boobs? Titty fucking time. Get a stool for the shower she can sit on while you stand. Use Dove soap to lube those bad boys up...regular soap will sting your pecker something fierce. Go to town. I love boobs.
/r/askMRP01/12/16 09:34 PM
2

Of course. Now excuse me, I must call upon some friends for service...
/r/askMRP01/12/16 08:29 PM
14

I read up to the part where she wants to go chit chat with Baby Daddy Chad about their dead baby. Then I stopped. I should have stopped earlier. As you should have too. Now it's your turn to abort this abortion of a relationship. You can even follow Texas's new rule and give it a proper burial. This humdinger deserves one.
/r/askMRP01/12/16 01:26 AM
1

I love a good Jack10 jizz-off... Now, go talk him into coming back. He needs to finish work on his Phases Theory...it was the Unified String Theory of MRP.
/r/askMRP28/11/16 07:54 PM
2

In my neck of the woods, Fuck You Money means your boat has a boat and the holidays are stressful because deciding which house to spend them is a taxing organizational event. If that's you, let me know when I can visit... ;-)
/r/MarriedRedPill27/11/16 07:08 PM
1

Curious, a lot of guys apparently keep changing accounts out of fear of being identified... Yet, you're posting your pic. Are these other guys just paranoid? Because personally I've not once revived a threatening PM of any sort...though me saying that may invite one or two. Then again I'm rather inoffensive...mostly. Also, you look like an Italian childhood friend of mine...his name was Gene. He had an older brother named Vincent and a lot of loud sisters. One had to be named Gina, because...Ita…
/r/MarriedRedPill27/11/16 06:46 AM
1

It's not Twitter. It's if that's your mug as the Twitter pic, then now I've got a face to match with Stoney. No one looks like I expect since I assume everyone looks like me with just differently parted hair.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/11/16 05:22 AM
5

So wait, that's actually his pic on twitter? This is getting weird.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/11/16 02:04 AM
1

I see an impressively vast array of cats in your near future...
/r/askMRP27/11/16 01:49 AM
1

What job his wife does may be irrelevant. Historically men love a good harem. Plenty of semen to go around.
/r/askMRP27/11/16 01:18 AM
5

Buy a chastity belt and you should be fine. You see, the only issue here is you actually like this handsome and charismatic man. The fact he's married is giving you some cognitive dissonance. And now you're here asking us...for what exactly? If you enjoy the attention and it's mostly harmless flirting, then have fun. If it's within your personal moral guidelines not to bang married men, then don't. Or like I said...buy a chastity belt, throw away the key, and remove personal discretion. Assuming…
/r/askMRP26/11/16 06:18 PM
2

To be early is to be on time.
/r/askMRP22/11/16 07:37 PM
1

I read all this. I'm not sure why. You summed it all up by seeking a big heaping helping of validation from internet strangers. I just took a nice dump after eating a good lunch...so I'm in a giving mood. So here's your validation: You're doing awesome! :-) I think I might need to take another dump. I'll let you know. Perhaps I need more fiber. Or less. What do you think? Now, go back and figure out what being awesome is for you and focus on that. I'll also work on my bowel issues.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/11/16 10:16 PM
2

"I love my Beta Bux!" ...she also loves some Alpha Fux. Those pics are too naughty to post on Facebook though. She keeps those hidden. Dual mating strategy.
/r/askMRP21/11/16 02:50 AM
3

Just about everything you wrote drips of validation seeking...constantly testing to see if maybe just maybe she still loves you again. Nope. Doesn't work that way. Time for you not to give a fuck. Just keep your trap shut and start working on you. Unless she's heading to a lawyer, just ignore that bullshit. And stop asking to talk about it. All she sees is a toddler asking for mommy's booby milk...from a grown man. Hell, consider her your MRP sparing partner as you get busy getting hawt. If shit…
/r/askMRP21/11/16 01:58 AM
3

Uh, throwing and breaking your shit? She batshit crazy and does this on the regular? If yes, then consider a slow wave while saying boo-bye as you exit stage left out the door... If this is new behavior and totally not like her in any way, then reassess the rate at which you're ramping all this up. Go read the Dread Level info again. Finally, every blue moon a female human can lose her mind from the perfect intersection of events. It's like you're encountering a different person entirely. Guys h…
/r/askMRP18/11/16 05:40 AM
1

Going back in time to some old posts I see... Brand new account? Only this comment? Hmm... I don't have a daughter. But here I go... You're setting an example for your daughter. Be the kind of masculine man you would want her to marry. Not an asshole but a man who leads and knows what he's doing. Your daughter could end up being very successful in business or a doctor in this world. All fine and good. But when at home she will want a man who she feels is strong, even keeled and a rock for her em…
/r/MarriedRedPill18/11/16 05:25 AM
3

Build time machine. Go back to when she had HL. Apply copious kino. Problem solved.
/r/askMRP16/11/16 05:30 AM
4

Some guys love every facet of fatherhood and find kids pretty fulfilling and fun. Especially if you have a boy who loves similar things as you. It can be amazing. And it can of course be amazingly difficult along the way. Imagine that? But if you have a shitty human as a wife or kids in general sound like a drag, then for the love of Gawd don't have them. World doesn't need more kids so don't make them just to make them to fulfill the desires of a wife you don't even really like. You're hunting …
/r/askMRP16/11/16 12:45 AM
0

Self-confidence. It is THE thing. You got it because of that chick. All well and good sometimes. Now...get it because of you. Make it yourself via an internal perpetual self-confidence engine...I'm just making things up now. But getting it from third parties leaves you reliant on their whims.
/r/askMRP14/11/16 09:59 PM
1

I wish it had some references to Easter candy to make this easy.
/r/askMRP13/11/16 06:38 PM
4

Of course you can't follow any of this advice. You're but a toddler learning to walk. Start reading. Google Stronglifts 5x5 and join a gym. Oh, and I can only make fools look like fools. But it's good you're on the cusp of being self-aware. Keep on going...
/r/askMRP11/11/16 02:44 AM
14

Stranger sent you to MRP you don't say... I guess my random public outbursts of the subreddit website address is starting to work... Excellent. First off, you went and married a super puritanical religious nutball. Good times... Hard to undo that ball of wax short of divorce. So this should be fun. Or you know...you could divorce? I kid... :-/ You're going to have to take this shit slow. I assume you've seen the sidebar to the right? If not, start there. R E A D. You're going to slowly rebuild t…
/r/askMRP11/11/16 01:35 AM
3

They have two disabled kids. If you're going to look at this objectively and with a dark triad tint, she's kind of screwed. Even the bluest of blue pillers will balk at the idea of taking on a woman with this level of "baggage." OP doesn't necessarily have to leverage this against her, but his improvements if done right should yield positive benefits to their marriage faster than many others here.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/11/16 06:23 PM
3

You married a literal Alpha Widow. She fucked those assholes silly and loved it. And now you're her Beta Bux. With two disabled kids? If she divorces, she's up against a rock and a hard place. As shitty as that may be, her future dating life would be...unpleasant. She knows this. Damn well. Which is apparently why she about fell to pieces over what minimal dread you laid down. So if you want this to work...IF YOU WANT THIS TO WORK??...then get your plan in order for improving you. I have a feeli…
/r/MarriedRedPill08/11/16 05:26 AM
3

This is an interesting question. The MRP standard answer you expect is... of course not. Or... Let's say you're at home and heaven forbid an armed attacker breaks in and threatens your family. Would you take a bullet to save one of your kids? I'm betting most of you would. Living the rest of your life knowing you could have saved your kid is likely a fate worse than death. So in that scenario, what is your mission? In that moment, everything that you are and have done is meaningless and all you …
/r/askMRP07/11/16 05:25 AM
1

If she complains about something and it seems serious, listen to her and then setup a Doctor's appointment. Don't suggest, ask, just set it up yourself by calling the doctor and tell her to go on the date. If it's real and not psychosomatic, then the problem is addressed. If she's just complaining, she'll stop because she'll learn you'll just make her go to the doctor...which is mostly a pain in the ass.
/r/askMRP06/11/16 09:11 PM
5

It's not working for me...right now. Always add "right now" to the end of whatever she is complaining about. It will keep you sane. Beyond that, I didn't really understand your question.
/r/askMRP06/11/16 09:05 PM
15

Gay. Your little boy blue brain was setting up a not so subtle covert contract by spilling the beans on your buddy's sex life. Or did you think this was going to somehow overtly negotiate some desire? She doesn't give a fuck. She saw right through your BS and knew what your little below the belt brain was angling for. It was indirect and weak. Under pressure...David Bowie style. It's the terror of knowing, what the world is about... Also, stop gossiping to your wife about your buddy's sex life. …
/r/MarriedRedPill05/11/16 04:50 AM
2

Cool...welcome back...3 months late. Also, MacBook...one word. Own your shit, old man. ;-)
/r/MarriedRedPill04/11/16 09:14 PM
1

(Applause) And that concludes today's round of Misogynistic Chicken. Today's winner, Scurvemuch, receives an all-expense paid trip to the Blue Pill Sub where men and women are fundamentally the same and husbands get blowjobs by rubbing their big bellies and saying "pretty please"...
/r/MarriedRedPill04/11/16 09:12 PM
1

Nah, puts in Beta Bux Box. Go Girl Power...earn more and more my ladies... Spiraling...
/r/MarriedRedPill04/11/16 08:35 PM
1

DNA tests back then would have been a bitch.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/11/16 08:16 PM
1

An old-timey, famous carpenter came back for same reason...
/r/MarriedRedPill04/11/16 08:03 PM
1

What brought old French back to life?
/r/MarriedRedPill04/11/16 07:44 PM
2

For a little while I thought he was Frenchy too. That's about when I said fuck it and stopped thinking about it...was driving myself batty. As you know, when you read these guys after a while their username becomes like their body and it becomes strange to hear a pattern of words/speech coming out of a new username while it seems so familiar. It's Invasion of the Body Snatchers. But with usernames. Anyway, back to talking about strangers' strategies for banging their unsuspecting wives more...
/r/MarriedRedPill04/11/16 02:13 PM
2

You make me want to be gay. But not really.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/11/16 01:36 PM
1

I'm a machine learning sex chat bot.
/r/askMRP04/11/16 01:35 PM
1

I know, right? For a while I was obsessed with looking for the reincarnated. Then I just got tired of thinking about it...and well stopped. Anywho, what's old is new again.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/11/16 01:32 PM
1

Wait...huh... Frenchy? Reincarnation?
/r/MarriedRedPill04/11/16 03:41 AM
3

Button found. Will press some time for funsies.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/11/16 03:32 AM
1

I think this is where I say...AWALT. Who knows though. I do know personally if I acted as DNGAF as I'd like, my wife would likely end up chatting with some dude for emotional support. She may not mean to start an emotional affair but it sure could head that way since she's attractive and some dude might be angling for an opening. Seeing I actually prefer a regular nuclear family and like my wife's personality (and she may or may not have big boobs too), I try to focus better on comfort tests bec…
/r/askMRP04/11/16 01:31 AM
1

I'm not arguing the morality of what she did or if he should stay or go. I'm just looking at cause and effect of what he did or didn't do and then what she did. He can decide if he wants to fix anything or stay or go.
/r/askMRP03/11/16 09:34 PM
3

Uh oh, did I just get called out by the principal? Anyway, I made a comment above that I wonder if this guy was being "alpha" almost too much. He was giving her tingles but perhaps ignored her emotionally. Hence the emotional affair with far off ex boyfriend...I'm sure she complained about her day to him and how OP ignored her feelings, etc. I'm kind of conjecturing here though. Now, I'm personally my happiest when I don't have to consider other people's feelings. I could be projecting on to OP.…
/r/askMRP03/11/16 08:45 PM
1

Here you go. OP might have been Alpha-ing just fine if he was getting all the sex and adoration he described. We don't know for sure. But he could have been failing some comfort tests. Meanwhile, old ex-bf in Germany lets her go on and on about all the other shit OP could have been ignoring which helps her fulfill that dual mating strategy she craves. Because twice is nice: There's a chance OP was Chad but she needed some more beta...and a nice emotional affair with a "safe" and familiar dude al…
/r/askMRP03/11/16 03:55 PM
1

Hmm... Reincarnating as a gay man isn't a half bad idea.
/r/MarriedRedPill02/11/16 06:29 PM
1

5 day old account but flair...do I someone plugging back in with a reincarnated body? This is always fascinating to me.
/r/MarriedRedPill02/11/16 06:49 AM
1

It's such an issue they even put together an Apology Act: http://www.bclaws.ca/Recon/document/ID/freeside/00_06019_01 See, that's why my sarcasm is at 75% and not 100%...
/r/askMRP02/11/16 03:39 AM
2

She doesn't want you to be a beta bitch...she's just instinctually testing to see if you'll be one. Don't be one. You're doing the right thing by apologizing only when it's truly warranted. Piles of apologies are weak to both men and women. Unless you're Canadian. It's law up there. But you don't need to spell this all out to her any longer. Next time tell her to come on over. Face her away from you. Swat her ass...hard or soft. Whatever. Turn her around and say, "Sorry, I seem to have spanked y…
/r/askMRP02/11/16 03:13 AM
1

I said nonsensical...that made perfect sense...
/r/askMRP01/11/16 07:57 PM
12

This is pathetic. This is worse than a Mexican telenovela. Will they, won't they... Ross and Rachel... But we were on a break! Pivot! Soak up Little Miss Sunshine's validation... Buy her some dinner as payment for "the fix"...I guess you're dying to be another Beta Bux for some reason. All this tells me is I now know why your wife doesn't want to fuck you. Even with your low body fat %, you're still a little emotional bitch. Fuck the chick. Don't fuck the chick. Decide what is congruent in your …
/r/askMRP01/11/16 03:58 AM
1

Skeptical Pooping
/r/askMRP01/11/16 12:48 AM
2

What STD did she give you? Four jobs? 1-2-3-4? How does that work?
/r/askMRP01/11/16 12:39 AM
1

OP is here now. Real or fiction time...
/r/askMRP01/11/16 12:34 AM
3

I read all this and for some reason all I see is..."my wife isn't that hot and I realize she's AWALT finally...so fuck it. I'm out." Anyway, being strapped to an unattractive chick can suck. Also...ugly kids. Just kidding. No I'm not. Ugly kids...poor kids.
/r/askMRP31/10/16 10:30 PM
5

I scanned through your post history briefly. Also, your account is only 86 days old. You seem wishy washy. Even this post is weak... We need to tell you how to dump your wife? AWALT is AWALT until it's not. Is she just a shitty human? You said your wife has been kind of shitty for 10 years. Have you been shitty for 10 years? Was your wife even pleasing when you met her? All that being said, you made one major point. You don't have kids. So if you think the single life sounds killer, go sick... J…
/r/askMRP31/10/16 07:46 PM
1

Oh, that was dangerous. Next time I take a massive dump, I may get bored and start posting nonsensical haikus regarding my love of big boobs.
/r/askMRP31/10/16 03:47 PM
3

Strictly speaking, I believe they just haven't borne a calf. Which means they might still be riding the CC - Cow Carousel. Holy fuck... am I funny or what? The answer is....what. I'm not funny.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/10/16 03:45 PM
1

See, since these are left up by the Mods, I sometimes jokingly think to myself that the Mods put these up to see the general pulse of the sub. A shit test of sorts, if you will. Or maybe a shitty comfort test. Or maybe it's just a mind fuck.
/r/askMRP31/10/16 02:51 PM
1

I like that you said "heifers" on a trp-related sub...
/r/MarriedRedPill31/10/16 03:56 AM
19

Ah, as Trump would say...no one fails a comfort test better than me. Now, sometimes you just ignore them simply because you really don't give a shit if she feels bad about something she should feel bad about. And you're a-okay with letting her stew on it. Oh well. Maybe some hard no's for a while. But like Bill Burr says, just go rub one out. Because having a hand is like having a never ending sandwich in your pocket...you'll never go hungry. That being said, careful ignoring too many comfort te…
/r/MarriedRedPill31/10/16 03:54 AM
1

Is "cutting down trees" apropos of nothing or am I missing a new inside joke...I'm curious. Because you no longer HAVE to cut down trees since Wallyworld sells pre-bundled logs for like $4. So you would have to go out of your way to kill yourself by going out to cut down a tree or two for some firewood.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/10/16 03:30 AM
24

Lawyer Time: Draw up divorce papers. You can decide if you want to enact them later. But it's time to put her back right up to the wall. Betrayal from anyone you trust can be a waking nightmare. It'll will take time but you'll accept that there are no absolutes...especially with humans. No one here can tell you what to do. You'll decide that in time. This is your "victim puke." Once you wallow in the pain a bit you'll transition to anger. Then you'll turn the anger into action. In the meantime, …
/r/askMRP29/10/16 03:48 PM
1

Food. When I cut calories and eat less, I can feel the lack of energy. I've had some of my best lifting days after gorging on pizza the night before. Food intake can be huge. Sleep goes without saying. Slow reps. Look up a program called MI-40x. It uses a slow rep concept on the negative rep. To explain, as you're putting the weight down (negative rep), you bring it down while counting to 4 in your head. Slow...as...fuck. This has done a couple of things. First, my injury rate is way down. Becau…
/r/askMRP27/10/16 01:32 AM
1

Intermittent fasting is the bees knees. Very effective. Post meal vomiting works too...long term effects could be an issue. But it works. I do love congruency. ;-)
/r/askMRP26/10/16 03:30 AM
1

https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/4cwweo/why_defaulting_to_a_negative_view_on_women_eg/?st=IUPWB466&sh=e4f98b3e That was written by whinemoreplease. He's not exactly soft and fluffy...like me. Maybe reincarnated WMP will stop by as well...
/r/askMRP25/10/16 07:41 PM
2

First things first, it's all your fault. Just let that sit in the air for a bit. Frolic through it like it's a lingering fart if you want... What, you don't frolic through your lingering farts? Huh. Anyway... Your. Fault. Better? Nah, not for a while. Keep going through the sidebar. No one here is going to have a magic bullet for you. Your wife will do what she wants. The marriage might end. But you won't. And only until you accept that mentality will she find you attractive again. Got it? Get b…
/r/askMRP24/10/16 10:41 PM
5

You answered your own question. You don't WANT a divorce. Ok that's fine. But if you WANT to bend people to your will MORE (sounds a bit amoral doesn't it?), you have to be willing to do it anyway. Your wife should be able to look you dead in the eye and know you're uncompromising in what will happen. Divorce is always on the table and you've said as much. Be it a normal sex life or whatever else you wish. If she values having a man like you in her life more than not having you, then you'll get …
/r/askMRP24/10/16 09:44 PM
2

She thought by moving here she would fall in love with you so long as you were her Beta Bux... And you got her citizenship. As the story unfolded this wasn't about her being a scared little girl at all. She's more than capable it appears. Consider yourself lucky you didn't marry her. And go work on you. You know the red pill language but you've not internalized anything. Start from scratch.
/r/askMRP24/10/16 03:59 PM
1

I only have a moment. You REALLY don't need to be getting married. I'm serious. I don't think I'm old enough to be your dad but if you were my son, I'd tell you the same and mean it. At this point after your updates, I'm pretty sure a baby lamb could get the jump on you. Go work on you for the next several years. Date some chicks somewhat. But focus on you. Go over and tell her to give you the stuff. That's all there is to it. Or pay you back. One or the other. That shit was meant for your futur…
/r/askMRP24/10/16 05:11 AM
1

Stoney did the shout out. You and Jack10 did this merry go round to death. No new ground to tread which means I'll sit this extended conversation out. I still like your Red Pill posts. They get me wet too. I also like congruency, steak and boobs. Not necessarily in that order though.
/r/askMRP24/10/16 03:33 AM
5

I argue to truly have rock solid frame, the two are interlocked. It's near impossible for anyone to rattle your frame when your entire life functions congruently. Hence, our focus on congruency. Also, your mom is congruent. It's getting too heavy in here for a Sunday and I'm about to eat steak. I love steak.
/r/askMRP23/10/16 11:45 PM
3

I've done this full round with weakandsensitive in a prior thread. In short, I do mind that if he hasn't stated outright that his promise to be monogamous is now void. That being said, aderal knows Red Pill strategy so one can still learn much from him. It's like a business deal. I told you I'm going to do X. So I'm going to do X until I say otherwise. If I go off and do Y and don't tell you, well I can't exactly be pissed if you're doing Y too. The only thing that changes is it's his wife vs a …
/r/askMRP23/10/16 11:29 PM
5

Either we value congruency or we don't. If he can't hold himself to the standards that he wants his wife to follow, what kind of man is he? As far as I'm concerned, not much of one. Red Pill may disagree. So be it.
/r/askMRP23/10/16 11:12 PM
9

Uh, your history tells the story of you doing coke and fucking a some random chick. But your wife drank too much at a fundraiser? Next time just give your wife some coke instead so you can practice some congruency...
/r/askMRP23/10/16 08:28 PM
2

So she has the money and the volition to plan a vacation and execute it just fine but can't figure anything else out? She's now not sounding like a scared little girl but an entitled princess. This is your decision. But take into account what I mentioned above. I still think you're young and confused so I'm not laying into you like we normally would do. But you know this girl and the rules of women. It's really sounding like you need to withdrawal from all that mess and get to the point where yo…
/r/askMRP22/10/16 05:54 PM
1

So she has the money and the volition to plan a vacation and execute it just fine but can't figure anything else out? She's now not sounding like a scared little girl but an entitled princess. This is your decision. But take into account what I mentioned above. I still think you're young and confused so I'm not laying into you like we normally would do. But you know this girl and the rules of women. It's really sounding like you need to withdrawal from all that mess and get to the point where yo…
/r/askMRP22/10/16 04:55 PM
2

Look, we're getting to the point where you're asking me to make you my puppet. And if you've gotten to this point then perhaps it's best you work on you for a while before you even worry about women. I'm going to assume you're a young guy and all this kind of sucks for you obviously. Oneitis and all that jazz. But it would seem likely your cousin mentioned that you were over there. So take some deep breaths and step away from all of this. Go chill with the husband and just talk about other stuff…
/r/askMRP21/10/16 02:17 AM
3

It's best not to have these discussions over text. It rarely goes well. You might be done with her. If she doesn't want to talk, negotiating her interest is ridiculous and will be uneventful. You'll be in her frame. Just let it go for now. If you have some buddies, go grab a beer tonight and stop worrying about it. You can't make a pussy cat sit in your lap if she doesn't want to.
/r/askMRP21/10/16 01:38 AM
2

Look, I don't know this girl and I don't know the full situation. So there's a couple things that you need to think about: Could she have come here without you? Is she possibly using you to be here? If no, that's a good thing and she came here for you (maybe)...not a future-husband-permanent-greencard. If she is here to be with you, then you need to recognize the little girl part of this situation. She left home and is in a new place where she doesn't know the language. She could be a scared lit…
/r/askMRP20/10/16 05:05 PM
2

Your frame should be to get all this shit squared away and nailed down before you two meet up again. When you do see her, you can simply say: I'm going to help you get to the English classes from A to Z. I should have helped you better before. Here's the plan: XYZ. No apologies. No long drawn out conversations. You walk in with the plan and help her execute it.
/r/askMRP20/10/16 05:13 AM
2

This is a convoluted shitty comfort test. Find out the details for the class. Find out the bus route information. Get it all written out in her language so it's nice and clear. The odds are she's scared about getting around because of the language barrier...I'm guessing some on that. Perhaps go with her the first time since she might be worried about missing the stops and figuring out how the classes work. Just drop any Uber discussion. If she has half a brain, she knows that's not realistic. Sh…
/r/askMRP20/10/16 04:03 AM
1

I do love it when I hit a nerve...
/r/askMRP20/10/16 12:11 AM
1

Said the spinster... ;-)
/r/askMRP19/10/16 11:33 PM
5

You already know what you want to do. No need for our validation. But since you want it...this is for her version of work, so don't get in her way if everything seems on the up and up. Tell her to have fun. And if she's doing well at it...that you're proud of her.
/r/askMRP19/10/16 08:46 PM
1

Look over in the corner of your bedroom. Do you see that box? Good. Walk over to it. On the side you'll see some writing. Bend over and take a look. See it? It says: Beta Bux Box. That's your little cozy space. Every day your wife works to keep you jammed in that little box. Do you want to be in that box? Doesn't sound like it. In one of my old posts, I mentioned women are innately trained Red Pill Ninjas. She knows how it all works and damn sure covered her own wealth with a pre-nup. Which is f…
/r/askMRP19/10/16 03:52 PM
1

That too.
/r/askMRP19/10/16 03:33 AM
1

The general thesis of being the prize is always the default state. Nothing to argue with there. But going to a party with JUST the ex and his buddies is a no-go situation with little chance of upside for him especially in his current state. If they weren't married, in an LTR like you and he was already a bad ass, my stance would be less strict.
/r/askMRP19/10/16 02:47 AM
1

It's never too late to set a boundary. Just because she lacks common sense (or rather respect) doesn't mean he can't remind her of some. As far as this guy goes, women aren't the only ones who get to change their minds.
/r/askMRP19/10/16 02:13 AM
2

Looking feminine and getting some validation from men in general is normal for any woman. I argue a man should be confident enough to show off his hot wife and be proud of it. But a married woman with two kids going to party with an ex-fuck-buddy and his buddies is disrespectful and a no-go. Even if he attends. The husband likely doesn't deserve any respect at this point but it's best he begin putting down some boundaries. Because this situation is grade-A bullshit.
/r/askMRP19/10/16 01:51 AM
14

This is fucked. I'm not sure why you've agreed to go party with your wife's ex-fuck-buddy and his wingmen so they can fawn all over her. Tell your wife you'll go but the next weekend she's going with you to a high end strip club where she can watch tight, big-titted women fawn all over you. Her decision. If she says she'll just go alone, say sure...you've got a hot chick at work you've been interested in asking out so it's perfect timing. You better have frame of steel to withstand this bullshit…
/r/askMRP18/10/16 11:32 PM
1

Hmmm... Arm-chair psychology time: What's your relationship with your dad? Any history of sexual abuse in your past?
/r/MarriedRedPill18/10/16 09:00 PM
3

Her being attractive equals your attraction even if you can put a name on the underlying machinations. Plastic surgery often still works on men (heck, maybe you too) even if they're fully aware of what was done. For example, as long as I can touch them, all boobs are real. I love boobs.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/10/16 04:23 PM
2

Yes, please explain. Getting this insight on the sexual fluidity of a (formerly?) bisexual woman is a rare event for most average straight males.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/10/16 02:19 PM
5

Look at that... You've already accepted the mindset that you're the one to fix. Stick with that, kiddo. Kiddette? MRPette? I've confused myself. Two vaginas...so confused. Edit: I've enjoyed watching this comment be upvoted and downvoted. But I'll DEER myself and clarify for those who can't read my flair: I'm fucking around because I'm a sarcastic pain the ass...with a heart of gold, naturally.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/10/16 04:35 AM
22

Personally, I would like you to stick around and give field reports to hear a woman's point of view while implementing the masculine imperative of the red pill praxeology. In theory, you accepting and implementing these methods successfully on your girlfriend should have a snake-eating-itself effect. Unlike a man, you will be innately aware that the these techniques COULD also be used on you with a similar effect. Maybe...you are of course gay so there are some differences. In short, feed me mor…
/r/MarriedRedPill18/10/16 04:32 AM
2

If a family makes/has quite a bit of money but doesn't live that extravagantly, it might be best not disclose the full financial details to the kids. The "rich kid" mentality is horrendous. Might as well let the kids perceive that their family does alright but not know the full extent so as it doesn't change their behavior. Meanwhile keep teaching them the value of a dollar and how to live frugally while they perceive they're on a strict budget. It's not the only route to take but it is a safe o…
/r/MarriedRedPill18/10/16 02:19 AM
2

Ah another... Nail, meet hammer...again.
/r/MarriedRedPill17/10/16 10:59 PM
2

Nail, meet hammer.
/r/MarriedRedPill17/10/16 07:02 PM
1

Same story, different website. You're supposed to review the material, analyze, then offer some sort of insight if you're going to post on this side of the MRP fence. I don't dance to the discuss declaration. (I will practice alliteration though.)
/r/MarriedRedPill17/10/16 03:29 PM
1

ATWALT. Or maybe not.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/10/16 04:14 PM
1

Why do you partake in MRP as much as you do? This isn't a challenge. I am curious. Also, Texas. Where they construct feminine females who are tough as nails. You make a little more sense now.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/10/16 06:10 AM
1

Bah... I miss Jack10. He would tell me I'm a binary idiot for 10 paragraphs and I would love it.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/10/16 10:16 PM
2

...somewhere there is no sex happening...
/r/MarriedRedPill15/10/16 09:43 PM
2

Yes Now excuse me, I have to go.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/10/16 07:54 PM
17

If you want it all over faster, fog/mirror and recognize the emotions. "I'm sure that was very upsetting..." You still don't solve the problem. But her recognizing you can comprehend the emotion is often half the battle. I know this because I'm more machine than man and this let's me pretend I understand various human females I meet.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/10/16 07:17 PM
3

I'm feeling some deja vu. We've gone on this trip before haven't we? Anyway, go gay and do dudes. There's some gay guys floating around here with low libido partners... Become a power bottom and let us know the details of your anal fissures...good stuff.
/r/askMRP14/10/16 08:20 PM
1

Bingo.
/r/MarriedRedPill14/10/16 02:47 PM
11

Walk around naked, drop something in his area, bend over right in front of him to pick it up (ass pointed his way), and say 'opps, little ole' me is so clumsy...' If you're in good shape, you're not a massive pain in the ass, and he's a reasonably normal male, I'm pretty sure your problem will be solved.
/r/askMRP12/10/16 07:14 PM
1

Nah, but I may shake my dick around in anger at really stupid OPs.
/r/askMRP12/10/16 03:15 AM
1

Then boy have I got some good news for you right now...
/r/askMRP11/10/16 08:46 PM
2

No, this is all very selfish for me. I find learning to analyze others' interactions and then crafting a witty yet precise response carries over positively into my real life verbal interactions. You guys are my practice and where I hone my craft. Others may benefit but I can guarantee I'm benefiting more.
/r/askMRP11/10/16 05:03 AM
3

I write on my iPhone exclusively. Often while taking a dump. I like to speak to ya'll while mostly naked.
/r/askMRP10/10/16 11:15 PM
3

Give me your email address. I'm going to send you my blueprints for an MRP Time Machine. Beyond, that you might want to chat with a lawyer on how to best mitigate this situation. Keep all that to yourself. Between you hitting her in the belly and your wife's OCD, the custody battle will be shit show of epic proportions. Pro-tip: No more hitting your wife, ever. Should we side bar that tip? I was pretty sure that was understood.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/10/16 06:41 PM
1

Uh oh. You called me "sir." I don't know what to do with that.
/r/askMRP03/10/16 06:25 PM
4

Jack10 harpooned my original post with a much more nuanced approach to the mindset of STFU. Soak it up: READ ME
/r/askMRP03/10/16 05:10 PM
4

I just shed a single MRP tear.
/r/askMRP03/10/16 02:06 AM
1

Asking her what's the deal and just adding a smile is not amused mastery. It's weird.
/r/askMRP01/10/16 08:07 PM
1

Bummer.
/r/MarriedRedPill01/10/16 12:43 AM
4

I want that to be true.
/r/MarriedRedPill30/09/16 10:14 PM
1

The Professor (jokingly?) thinks /u/jacktenofhearts is Pook... Jack10 vanished too somewhat recently.
/r/MarriedRedPill30/09/16 10:00 PM
3

Read "Day Bang". It's an entire book about this type of stuff. In real life, I hate to chit chat. Drives me insane. I was born to embrace the silence. The book gives some tips to get random conversations started with strangers.
/r/askMRP30/09/16 09:28 PM
8

You're fucking up. Many women don't want to initiate sex. That's just it. Stop worrying about it. You've got all the time in the world. Unless you die. Tell her you're pausing things. You are not worried about the faux one year marriage deadline. Oh wells. Let her get mad or let her get busy being a better future wife. Don't fear her emotions. If she takes off, then count yourself lucky because shit would have only gotten more difficult. All this will put her on notice. Let her be on notice. Let…
/r/askMRP29/09/16 09:04 PM
1

Good luck man.
/r/askMRP29/09/16 08:16 PM
2

Well, that was fun. I've recreated my wife's inner dialogue in my own head at times and they sound like that. So at least I was close. How you ladies don't go insane with those thoughts pounding away at you is a miracle...a close second to childbirth.
/r/RedPillWives29/09/16 06:13 PM
6

Avoid actively waving the female flirting flag (alliteration motha-fuckas (and irony)) in your wife's face. It will come across as attention seeking. It should happen naturally assuming it happens at all. If she doesn't see other chicks giving you attention, then the benefit is to your confidence...and she will definitely see that. You feel guilty about flirting with this chick and you're asking us to excuse that guilt for you. No. Fuck you. You figure out your own boundaries for chicks that are…
/r/askMRP29/09/16 02:16 AM
12

All you new fuckers out there lurking, soak in some lessons from this poor bastard's misery. Don't let it be for naught. If your wife asks for an "open marriage", she's already found her branch to swing to and she's just testing the waters while keeping her options open. OP should head to multiple lawyers for interviews tomorrow. Tell them the situation and prepare for a fight. Fun fun.
/r/askMRP28/09/16 09:58 PM
2

If I agree with you too, is that called fogging the fog?
/r/askMRP28/09/16 07:16 PM
6

If someone comes to me with an apology and it appears sincere, I won't re-escalate it for the sake of a false power play. The apology is at least a sign of some submission in the right direction. I just want them to do what I want done. Calling her a "bitch" at that point would give an air of insecurity that you need to hammer in the fact that "you're the man."
/r/askMRP28/09/16 06:36 PM
15

Her: I'm sorry...blah blah You: I appreciate that. But what I would appreciate more is you working with me tomorrow morning to make the day start out great.
/r/askMRP28/09/16 04:36 PM
10

Sex God Method was written by an Asian dude with apparently an average sized penis. The guy wrote the literal book on how to take one's sex life to the next level. Your own insecurities and predilections speak volumes with a post like this. It's pathetic. Stop worrying about whatever boogeyman is clogging up your mind and focus on you.
/r/askMRP27/09/16 04:53 PM
4

Talking with beautiful women is fun and even more fun if they happen to be intelligent. If you don't want to fuck them because cheating is not your thing, then it's pretty easy to make sure your dick doesn't fall into her pussy. There are no sexual accidents.
/r/askMRP26/09/16 05:26 PM
10

Ego self-aware: Check Practicing game: Check Knows own boundaries: Check You flirted and practiced some game. If you know cheating isn't your thing, then head home and redirect that sexual energy back on to your wife. She will likely sense your increased confidences now that you know for sure you could snag a younger model should you want.
/r/askMRP26/09/16 05:14 PM
9

New baby parachutes into the house doing a slow-mo tuck and roll to nail the landing... Just moments later RedPill Rambo bursts through the front door ready rip this little village to shreds unless the sex gets sexing like yesterday... Slow your roll. You've got a long road ahead even without a new baby in house. Help out with the baby and keep working on being attractive.
/r/askMRP25/09/16 09:05 PM
3

Oh, feisty Friday has set in I see...
/r/askMRP23/09/16 08:25 PM
1

Sweet.
/r/askMRP23/09/16 07:53 PM
3

You're right, I added no value. I made fun of you instead. I also want to give you a nuggie and tickle your belly.
/r/askMRP23/09/16 07:35 PM
10

Well Mr. Natural Alpha who hasn't read the sidebar, I'm honestly surprised you're banging your wife on the regular with all the mental gymnastics you're doing over some random hot chick you've chatted up a few times. So here's my sage advice after reading the meandering thoughts of a dude who uses the smiley face emoticon way too much: Read the sidebar and stop being a twat. We're not here to wipe your ass for you even though you swear it's clean.
/r/askMRP23/09/16 07:21 PM
3

The conversation took a broader turn than just her...
/r/MarriedRedPill21/09/16 11:38 PM
1

Your nerd quota has been fulfilled for today, 12.
/r/askMRP21/09/16 11:36 PM
1

He was doing a dramatic "cold open" so he could go into the "24 Hours Earlier" bit. We have a TV writer on our hands.
/r/askMRP21/09/16 09:41 PM
20

Yeah...but cancer. Fuck cancer. I'll take some silicone ones any day of the week to fuck up cancer's plans. That shit has taken a lot of people I've cared about. I love boobs. I hate cancer more.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/09/16 04:49 PM
22

Well, a husband married to a seemingly loyal woman who was a good partner and birthed all his children may just keep his wife goggles firmly in place and see right on past her having them removed because of a cancer scare. And just keep on loving her. That and them there plastic surgeons can go right on in and slide some nice, big juicy silicone ones in and she could end up bigger than where she was. Not too shabby for a shitty dealt hand. Have I mentioned I love boobs? I really love boobs.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/09/16 03:47 AM
6

Yup and for every super model there's a guy tired of fucking her...
/r/MarriedRedPill21/09/16 03:16 AM
13

The Brad Pitt I know and love could have been cheating with her watching and she wouldn't have given a shit.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/09/16 09:22 PM
11

Well, actually...can't argue with those points.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/09/16 08:48 PM
3

AWALT is a necessary concept to learn and all but it's a finger pointed in the wrong direction when it comes to one's focus on being masculine and maintaining attraction with your wife. DBBP - Don't Be Brad Pitt
/r/MarriedRedPill20/09/16 08:46 PM
5

I remember that too. Did a google search. Here you go: Link Maybe Angelina was alpha widowed....THEN married Brad Pitt. Time to change our saying to what would your wife do for Billy Bob Thorton...
/r/MarriedRedPill20/09/16 08:28 PM
2

I remember back in school there were always a few kids that were smaller, maybe poor, or just a little on the stranger side. Most other kids just went about their business and left them alone. But every now and those stranger kids would get picked on by some other kid who thought he was tough or better than them. The question worth asking is what's the difference between the kids that left that those other kids alone and the ones that picked on them... I'll tell you. You see, dear pseudo-natural…
/r/askMRP19/09/16 04:01 AM
3

I feel like you stole my sarcastic thunder.
/r/askMRP18/09/16 10:48 PM
1

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting
/r/askMRP18/09/16 02:00 AM
1

I do that one when we vacation in Caribbean/Mexico...you get your money's worth there. In the US it doesn't seem to be as (cost) effective.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/09/16 11:59 PM
2

Controversial list? Is that a real thing? I'm 99% on Alien Blue on my iPhone...I think I miss out on stuff. I still don't see flair.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/09/16 11:56 PM
1

Oh yummy, I detect some delicious ego. Your indoctrination will be a treat... Welcome to the hurt.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/09/16 11:26 PM
1

Low effort feel-good post which best belongs in a support group setting...which is not this place. Sort the posts by top votes and start reading.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/09/16 11:18 PM
1

Countdown to deletion by mods...
/r/MarriedRedPill15/09/16 11:08 PM
5

The beauty of it is that it's a selfish tactic that does create a win/win. You're doling out a little validation providing that person a nice squirt of serotonin in what otherwise a stressful situation and then they help you get done whatever it is you're trying to get done.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/09/16 07:21 AM
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Fogging is the shit. When used correctly and smoothly, you can undercut just about anyone that is coming at you all with a smile while you deliver it. I use variations of fogging to get people to do things that my wife is literally floored by how I pull off...to toot my own horn. She will literally tell friends that she has no idea how I get people to do the things that I get them to do for us....to brag further. Some hotel person not giving you the room or price you want? Step back some and mak…
/r/MarriedRedPill15/09/16 04:18 AM
2

It's possible I could drink my own urine... But are there other bodily excretions I could ingest that might be more fitting?
/r/MarriedRedPill15/09/16 04:00 AM
9

If what he says is accurate, he's married to a more-than-AWALT Basic Bitch. It's not passion he's receiving, it's fear. She's fucking for dear life. And I would bet she's a fantastic little actress worthy of an Oscar. Either way, the outcome is the same. But I would be willing to bet she's not a chick one should normally trust.
/r/MarriedRedPill14/09/16 10:02 PM
2

Process map that shit. Because that's the flow chart right there...
/r/MarriedRedPill14/09/16 09:10 PM
3

Deja vu... Just about every time I read someone's response, this silly post I created runs through my head. By the way, the top comment...which has a deleted username...was whinemoreplease.
/r/MarriedRedPill14/09/16 04:30 PM
1

Thanks man...I'll check that out.
/r/askMRP13/09/16 07:06 PM
1

Ha. Actually that's about what I do right now. Two pairs of tailored expensive jeans and a tailored sports coat. Small selection but nice stuff. Just hate when it comes time to replace doing it over again.
/r/askMRP13/09/16 06:43 PM
1

I wish he were real. I wanted a gay MRP dude around here. Reminds me, I need a stereotypical gay friend IRL to take me shopping...I still hate buying good clothes. Adding that to the MAP now...find gay buddy.
/r/askMRP13/09/16 05:39 AM
1

To your earlier comment, my mom (who was a pretty good mom) when I was little and even to this day will point out Red Pill truths regarding women. When I started dating girls seriously in HS, she one day just left condoms in my bathroom. All she said later was...you be in charge of birth control and for the love of gawd don't get them pregnant. So when you refer to a woman teaching a man how to be alpha, I argue a mom who's fully aware of the female imperative and wants her son to have a leg up …
/r/askMRP13/09/16 12:21 AM
1

Trap set. Bait left. Bait taken. I was waiting to see if that would get your goat... ;-) Ask Stoney...it's a sick hobby.
/r/askMRP12/09/16 11:47 PM
1

You know, some women don't like to overtly say they want to be fucked daily and nightly and ever so rightly. Her massage and sexy dress routine could be her code to get it on... You could attempt to agree and amplify via action and go get some coconut oil and turn that shit into some fun sexy times. Start a massage with some warmed coconut oil and...oops...your dick slipped in...and out...and in...then just do some caveman and stop worrying so much about how much she follows your lead and let th…
/r/askMRP12/09/16 11:29 PM
2

I might have the facts wrong but I think the thread I was reading a while back was the community calling out the OP for being difficult and a harpy. They essentially blamed the OP for the husband taking off his wife goggles and seeing her how she truly physically looks now that she's aged and not the mind's eye version he's kept going all the way back to the day they married. Men being the romantics very much want to see their wive's as beautiful even as they age...the red pill along with the un…
/r/askMRP12/09/16 08:19 PM
2

I was going to say this as well and have read about them discussing it. They explain it better than we do. Also, that term was perfectly coined.
/r/askMRP12/09/16 07:43 PM
1

Yes, "a few months into MRP" is the key phrase...
/r/MarriedRedPill08/09/16 08:34 PM
7

Look up jacktenofhearts and read through his copious comments. He called these shitty comfort tests and had much to say about them...well, he had much to say about everything. But he said it well.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/09/16 07:51 PM
4

I doubt that would make a difference. The assets' value is now in the LLC and the wife would still own half the LLC. Also, your personal house should be separate unless it's a part of the business. You likely could manage to put your car under the LLC though. The guy needed better lawyers to argue that the business has almost no real enterprise value since it can't really be sold. No assets to buy but his time. The other side likely argued someone could take over his clients and continue his bus…
/r/MarriedRedPill08/09/16 07:45 PM
1

It's funny you bring this up because I've been thinking about it for a while. When I'm writing here, I attempt to avoid using any of the lingo as much as possible. I will use "shit test" because I haven't found a better substitute yet. "Fitness test" is more palatable and accurate but not as commonly used. I've had conversations with my wife where she will get "mad" at me for listening to her the previous day. In other words, I failed a shitty comfort test and she is pointing it out to me. She w…
/r/MarriedRedPill08/09/16 05:46 PM
3

https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/42_(answer)
/r/askMRP08/09/16 05:06 PM
1

He didn't answer and I'm curious. Are you referring to how we've seen less use of the terms of say "shit test" and "hamstering"?
/r/MarriedRedPill08/09/16 05:03 PM
2

By your logic and my hate for Trump, I guess I also hate men too. Yes? I'm patiently awaiting for third gender to evolve...so I can hate them too. Transgender has some promise.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/09/16 05:01 PM
1

Man, I love me some good word play. To other new guys lurking, his contribution benefits him more than you. He's selfish...with benefits. By putting this post together, he was forced to think through all that he has learned and then summarize it with a new spin. Internalize through teaching. This is how one can truly learn new concepts without resorting to rote memorization. You may get your ass handed to you along the way...but so what...you'll be right next time.
/r/askMRP08/09/16 04:50 PM
11

"You're either whining..." More. Please. I always enjoy your posts. Still hate Trump. And Hilary. They can both go to hell. I'll see them there.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/09/16 04:38 AM
1

Or he got too skinny...and Ray prefers Bears.
/r/askMRP08/09/16 03:33 AM
1

Like OP said, Lana Del Ray... Her ode to being an alpha widow: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/lanadelrey/bluejeans.html
/r/RedPillWives08/09/16 03:18 AM
1

Didn't notice...I always talk about my gay escapes that way.
/r/askMRP08/09/16 03:17 AM
1

It works in your house that way because you respect your husband.
/r/askMRP08/09/16 03:06 AM
2

You make the assumption that his wife respects him. She does not. Therefore she doesn't give a crap what he thinks. Would you co-parent with Pee-Wee Herman? Because in her mind, OP might as well be riding a silly bike and randomly laughing like an idiot.
/r/askMRP08/09/16 03:02 AM
1

There's a fatal flaw with your first question. His wife is irrelevant right now. Time to focus on him. Doing any of this for her creates the mother of all covert contracts. She exists in the peripheral until he can get his head on straight regarding how he views himself in the world. Once he can do that, your question about his wife will likely be unnecessary. Unless she smokes crack...don't wife up a crack smoker.
/r/askMRP08/09/16 02:38 AM
1

Sweet. My selfish/unselfish deed of the day complete. Ok, back to being a dick.
/r/askMRP08/09/16 02:34 AM
2

I was dancing the semi-serious line that the poster is a troll simply by the fact they name their husband...good ole' Ron. It's like a prank call to a radio station where the caller names their buddy for no particular reason.
/r/askMRP08/09/16 01:34 AM
1

I'm getting downvoted so I'll DEER for a moment. The new guys lurking should come out of hiding and attempt to teach. The only way you truly internalize a concept is by knowing it well enough to explain it to others. So contributing here should ultimately be a selfish act.
/r/askMRP07/09/16 11:55 PM
1

Nope. Patience.
/r/askMRP07/09/16 10:18 PM
1

Real or not. I am a tumor. Yes.
/r/askMRP07/09/16 10:04 PM
1

Just be happy I'm mostly benign.
/r/askMRP07/09/16 09:57 PM
3

I'm going to sit back and watch the newbies feast on your soul for a little while. If I'm lucky, they'll do it slowly to draw out the pleasure.
/r/askMRP07/09/16 09:55 PM
11

Well, how delightful. It's nice to have a very, very gay man join our ranks. Personally, I am so heterosexual that I circle back around to almost being gay. So I can relate. But not really. Read the sidebar. Dress fancy. Lift heavy. Skip around more...or less...depending who's top or bottom. Have fun being gay. But just don't be a faggot...that's not attractive to either sex.
/r/askMRP07/09/16 09:51 PM
1

Hell, there's a chance I'm not real. So there's that too.
/r/askMRP07/09/16 09:42 PM
1

Exactly. Different beast to slay for this dude.
/r/askMRP07/09/16 09:35 PM
2

Try again. Find a different one. Some dudes need to kill their ego. Stop being a bitch. Get slapped around a little. If what you're describing is accurate, none of what we do is directly applicable though it will certainly assist. If you have cancer, you can't weight lift your way out of it. If you have real depression, you can't weight lift your way out of it. Both scenarios need real medical help.
/r/askMRP07/09/16 08:36 PM
1

Based on his responses, he doesn't seem like a troll. His brain is just that scrambled.
/r/askMRP07/09/16 08:23 PM
2

You have a large University in your city? Look up their psychology department and find professors. Then drive over and see who you can meet in person. In person...dress well. Tell them money is an issue but you are serious about getting some REAL help to combat depression. They may either talk to you for free some or know of a program you can join in for free. Universities have a different mentality towards money than a business (sometimes) so give it a shot and see what they know. A prof might …
/r/askMRP07/09/16 08:03 PM
1

OP - CBT is cognitive behavioral therapy. Google that. That's what you're after. Find a psychologist who specializes in CBT...
/r/askMRP07/09/16 07:52 PM
2

You really need to google Depression, man. And you need to go see a REAL Doctor before this shit goes sideways. I'd be willing to bet you've been contemplating suicide more than once. We can only help you self improve so much. But if you're at the point where your mind is an active enemy, you need real outside help. Don't fuck around.
/r/askMRP07/09/16 07:46 PM
5

Therapy. More therapy. Then round it out with some additional therapy...just in case.
/r/askMRP07/09/16 06:13 PM
2

I went the full blown Prison Break route. Also as I get an erection, "AWALT" slowly comes into view...just as a reminder. You know...because AWALT.
/r/askMRP07/09/16 04:14 PM
1

There's being a beta bux and then there's literally paying for whores. It's mega beta bux. You're shying away from it because you're now seeing that the correlation to money and pussy need not exist.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/09/16 01:35 AM
1

I want to second and third this.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/09/16 10:06 PM
2

After a while it won't be a front. She will either be contributing to your life somehow or she will see all on her own that you're going to jettison her from the marriage pod. Once your frame is established, she mentally prepares to live in your world. Your frame. Right now you're still in hers.
/r/askMRP06/09/16 06:30 PM
2

All the more reason to do it. Some shit you just ignore. Some shit you set a hard boundary. If you have worked hard enough to have some baseline frame and she's acting like a bitch after it's clear you took a hard blow recently, I'd be pissed. And I'd tell her she can actively stay away from me. If you're still in semi-pussy state, then this may not work for you. She still sees you as weak and doesn't give a fuck about your setbacks.
/r/askMRP06/09/16 06:21 PM
5

Based on the level of disappointment all this was for you and the fact a good friend was leaving...after she said "Fuck you..." I would have calmly said..."No, fuck you sweetheart. How about you step back from my laptop and go be a bitch elsewhere for the evening. I'm in no mood for your antics." There was a recent post about showing controlled anger. I would have let her seen some of mine.
/r/askMRP06/09/16 05:54 PM
1

Ha...fair enough. And now you sound like my wife. I'll ignore you too. ;-)
/r/MarriedRedPill05/09/16 11:07 PM
1

I seem to always miss the fun stuff.
/r/MarriedRedPill05/09/16 11:05 PM
3

No to the negative energy. It was no masculine energy. She was unsettled from a question she didn't know to ask. Now that you're answering it, she feels satiated and relaxed. And so she sleeps.
/r/askMRP04/09/16 05:53 AM
8

Glad you got some good sex. I'm not entirely sure what happened here. It's convoluted. Overall, it seems like you got sex despite yourself. Lying instead of agreeing and amplifying... Texting threats... DEERING... Sleeping on couches... Magical thinking comfort tests... And my favorite...over the counter drug induced emotional tirades?... You were acting like a little titty (I love boobs) bitch most of the time. Work on your frame. Keep reading. Or hell, ignore me and keep getting some good sex …
/r/MarriedRedPill04/09/16 05:35 AM
23

Look at all that horrible misogyny... Ugh. I'll never understand this place. Making your wife have fun and shit. And then her giving you surprise blowjobs! This is fucked up. We should be ashamed of all the sex the men here get after they do the work to be attractive. Just terrible.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/09/16 05:21 AM
1

Sweet.
/r/askMRP04/09/16 03:49 AM
1

Faggot? Yes.
/r/askMRP03/09/16 11:09 PM
1

Is this bot new?
/r/askMRP03/09/16 06:55 PM
1

Do you worst. May you lurk no more.
/r/askMRP03/09/16 07:16 AM
2

So because you didn't see it, it didn't happen. How's that working out for you so far? Tip: Re-read the title of your post.
/r/askMRP03/09/16 04:34 AM
2

She smoked when you met. She's smoking now. It's an addiction. You believing her bullshit is also an addiction. She craves a fire stick more than your spurting dick.
/r/askMRP03/09/16 03:35 AM
0

I hate cigarettes. How do you not smell that shit from a mile away? She smoke when you met her? It matters only in that you bought into this shit at the beginning. You need to lead her to quit. Tell her it's a deal breaker. You don't like it and won't have a wife that does it. Research and show her the best viable solution to stopping...if there is one. Addictions suck.
/r/askMRP02/09/16 11:24 PM
0

Ooohhh..she still around? She was fun to play with...
/r/askMRP02/09/16 09:05 PM
4

"Sure, we can spoon...but you'll also be getting a little forking while I'm at it..." She may or may not want to spoon after that. And you won't give a shit.
/r/askMRP02/09/16 08:16 PM
3

I'm good. The other new post you just made got me nice and limp...
/r/askMRP02/09/16 07:01 PM
0

Ok, now you're starting to worry me. Next stop...Goth TRP.
/r/askMRP02/09/16 06:57 PM
2

Pretty much.
/r/askMRP02/09/16 04:24 PM
1

I hope it's a troll and the mods still keep it up. It's fucking so perfect it borders on being sarcastic.
/r/askMRP02/09/16 04:12 PM
7

Don't delete this post. Save it. It is a projection of your brain's outlook on the world at this point in time. Start reading the sidebar material...look to the right---> You're about to go all "Flowers For Algernon" on us as your mind expands into learning things you've never understood before. Embrace that shit. Look back here later and pity your current self. Because you're about to become a new man. Any one who has common sense will remember that the bewilderments of the eye are of two kinds…
/r/askMRP02/09/16 03:57 PM
1

Sarcasm porn. If my sarcastic erection doesn't subside in another 2 hours, you guys can reach me at the hospital...
/r/askMRP02/09/16 03:51 PM
2

He's my brother from another mother.
/r/askMRP02/09/16 02:52 PM
1

Oh so you are the one... You upped the dread levels too fast...nuked the relationship...Jack10 cut bait. We warned not to go all Red Pill Rambo...no one ever listens.
/r/askMRP01/09/16 05:52 PM
2

There you go channeling some Jacktenofhearts again... He'd like you I bet.
/r/askMRP01/09/16 04:32 PM
3

Careful...next thing you know she'll be punching your dad on the arm and calling him asshole. If you understand what I'm get at, I'm kidding...sort of. Your dad has a nice dose of IDGAF in him. Follow his lead on that front.
/r/askMRP01/09/16 05:08 AM
1

She ceased only being a woman when she grabbed a pair of scissors and got close to doing surgery on you.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/08/16 10:32 PM
6

As you read my words reach for you phone to call a lawyer before this sentence is complete so you can save your daughter from this shit. Get this started. This isn't she loses her mind and gives you some stupid girl shove at a party. Your wife goes batshit nuts and is extremely violent.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/08/16 05:56 PM
3

Me too. But your soul is empty if you don't know some shitty Hall and Oates lyrics. ;-)
/r/MarriedRedPill31/08/16 05:48 PM
1

Watch out boy She'll chew you up Oh-oh, here she comes She's a maneater
/r/MarriedRedPill31/08/16 05:45 PM
1

Ok. I think you just wanted to lay down some sweet Hall and Oates lyrics. Because...oh-oh here she comes...
/r/MarriedRedPill31/08/16 05:36 PM
4

Nah, fuck that. He can't out-crazy crazy. He needs to run like the wind. Retreat is his best recourse from this soul consuming succubus.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/08/16 05:33 PM
9

OP he just gave you the blueprint. Call a lawyer and walk down his list...
/r/MarriedRedPill31/08/16 05:30 PM
12

Um. Ok. So I've seen some shit in my time. Sad shit. But scissors at your chest... Man, we beat up on guys here a lot to get them to get past their ego. I'm going to skip that. Here's the short of it: You gotta leave this woman. You have to get full custody of your daughter and get your daughter a REAL therapist to ensure the pattern does not repeat. Normally we say do this for you. I'm going to say do this for your daughter. Give her a shot at a normal life and not follow in the horrifying foot…
/r/MarriedRedPill31/08/16 05:25 PM
1

See yours tells me that you suck at golf during the 6 times you played it. That or you're an enemy aircraft sneaking up on my six. I'm glad the pill names are subsiding. It's sometimes too on the nose and lacks some irony.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/08/16 03:32 PM
2

You haven't been around here in some time, no? It seems like only yesterday I was reading your story/meltdown on MRP. You had a tough go of it...that pill was killing you for a while. You should do an update for these new bastards... You went through the ringer on here like few others...many could learn from the shitstorm you put yourself through BUT survived...
/r/MarriedRedPill31/08/16 06:13 AM
2

See with yours I just assume you look like Chewbacca and were born in 1980. Might be all wrong...but it gives me something to work with.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/08/16 06:01 AM
3

Good straight forward advice that could help a subset of dudes here get over that initial hump. Also, user names are getting weird around here...
/r/MarriedRedPill31/08/16 04:22 AM
3

Have your wife join Reddit and show her this post and write her side. I promise I won't tell her that you're an obnoxious tool who lacks any sort of nuance to self reflect on your own actions as a means of growth. Nope...won't do that at all.
/r/askMRP29/08/16 07:54 PM
6

Don't be a passive aggressive dick wad. Better? Nah, it won't be. Your ego is a throbbing, veiny, purple beast waiting to blow...its insatiable desire to protect your weak mind blinds you from seeing what is actually going on. But don't worry...because here's the real secret...no one actually cares.
/r/askMRP29/08/16 06:05 AM
1

Your wife's behavior towards you is a reflection of the man she sees before her. So how do you view your wife's behavior now? Sidebar time.
/r/askMRP29/08/16 04:48 AM
1

Perhaps consider adopting a monk mode mentality right now. Focus on you. Remove the external validation sex can sometimes provide until you've got all this better sorted out. If you so happen to swat down a shit test like a machine and you see that twinkle in her eye after she sees a confident man, then give it a go... But remove the link of sex being the goal...YOU are now the goal.
/r/askMRP29/08/16 04:40 AM
3

The raven in "The Raven." That bird has some serious fucking frame. Nevermore.
/r/askMRP27/08/16 07:17 PM
2

Let's sling our spunk together on the count of 3...
/r/askMRP27/08/16 12:10 AM
2

He's not wrong. Just lazy metaphor.
/r/askMRP26/08/16 11:50 PM
3

I guess. The metaphors lately are getting very adolescent TRP-ey. I suppose we as men are just big apes that like to spray our spunk and throw our shit wherever we damn well please. Can't help it...just men. But whatever. Keep killing that ego. Here's some spunk heading your way for your solid effort...
/r/askMRP26/08/16 11:29 PM
2

Behold the Almighty Ego! Watch it flail about as it desperately fights to protect the individual's mind from the incomprehensible truth. That he is indeed...a faggot. Read the sidebar.
/r/askMRP26/08/16 08:07 PM
2

Ok OP...here's the hard truth. You're a spaz. You have issues reading emotions and deciphering proper reactions to females even when specifically guided. Anyone around here specialize in shepherding a spaz? /u/iratemd, you trained in this area? Anyone want to defrost /u/Jacktenofhearts head from cryo-sleep?
/r/askMRP26/08/16 05:56 PM
1

Your coconut oil post was the shit. I bought a big vat off of Amazon. No sarcasm. I'm rubbing some all over me now. There's a small chance I'm alone and thinking about the MRP sub... No sarcasm?
/r/askMRP26/08/16 05:21 PM
2

My Spidey senses detect your wife might be a bitch because she has to navigate around your Autistic ass. Again, you don't have to buy fancy gifts or any gifts for your wife. But if she adds value to your life in some way and is a decent human, you can attempt to inject some romance and fun into a birthday. Find a nice park nearby and have a birthday picnic you planned. Do some special event/activity you both would enjoy that you've put off from doing. Do an action that creates a memory. Physical…
/r/askMRP26/08/16 05:09 AM
6

Well, your proposed response would pretty much make you the littlest bitch of all the little bitches. So don't do that. Ya stuck in the anger mode, yes? Want to punish your wife for YOU being a little bitch, do ya? Go on and rub her nose in it real good...that'll fix it all up nice and pretty. You don't need to buy her expensive gifts and shit. But if she adds at least some value to your life, don't be a dick bag to your wife on her birthday. Go fucking figure something out once you're done play…
/r/askMRP26/08/16 04:38 AM
3

T Rex has it right...
/r/askMRP26/08/16 04:28 AM
3

This read like a typical TRP masturbation post right up until you asked your question at the end. Even then...it's dicey. Tell the dude happy wife, happy life while giving him the finger. Ok, don't do that. Tell the dude his mommy should also let him know when he should take a shit. Ok, don't do that. Tell him to read some Red Pill and be Captain Save a Bro. Ok, don't do that. Make a list of sarcastic responses and read them to him until he gets the picture.
/r/askMRP26/08/16 04:24 AM
2

Yeah, but he knows he's a faggot. He possesses faggot self awareness. Calling him faggot again is redundant. And redundancy is for faggots. What do you suggest he do to re-Train His Brain?
/r/askMRP25/08/16 07:22 PM
2

Well put. "Stop selling. Start helping." ~ Zig Ziglar, Salesman
/r/askMRP25/08/16 06:16 PM
5

If the burning/fire sensation extends down to your penis, you should get tested...because you've of course been cucked. Satire. Blue-pill style...
/r/MarriedRedPill24/08/16 04:39 PM
1

Wait, what happened with the escort story? I did not understand that one.
/r/askMRP23/08/16 06:24 PM
1

The outright calling her out on not being passionate about the relationship is interesting. It sounds like a type of negotiation but I'm suspecting not. Would you flush out further how you've done this? I'm betting it falls inline with the controlled anger theme to an extent so I'm curious regarding the execution.
/r/askMRP23/08/16 06:00 PM
4

And hopefully you're learning that negative emotions can be fun. Purposely creating negative emotions via a tease or withholding pleasure can lead to greater positive emotions down the line. Sex or otherwise.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/08/16 05:38 PM
4

Did you guys ever have some serious sex throw downs in the early days? You think your SMV is high. She clearly disagrees via her actions. You tell us why...check your ego and dig deep.
/r/askMRP22/08/16 07:33 PM
2

You did an agree but a half hearted attempt to amplify. It's a rather literal response and doesn't denote much creativity or sarcasm to let her know you're giving her shit. Kind of like what I'm typing now...you follow?
/r/askMRP22/08/16 05:10 PM
2

It's a feature...not a bug. Many consider it a social instrument learned by women to find men who aren't pathetic sacks of emotional jello thereby ensuring they don't go on to procreate smaller additional sacks of emotional jello. In other words, a women who is shit testing a man is likely subconsciously sizing him up. It's the little wiggle waggle just before they get busy doing the official mating dance. You know...her allowing him to stick his penis into her vagina...repeatedly. Beyond that, …
/r/MarriedRedPill20/08/16 05:52 AM
1

My favorite part of that post was when Jack10 schools my ass... ;-)
/r/MarriedRedPill18/08/16 07:11 PM
3

Let's just say yes...this is how lore begins.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/08/16 02:47 PM
5

It depends on where he is in all this. If he's still a little bitch, he can't pull off too much without it circling all the way back around to looking pathetic. I don't like the idea of self-cucking so I prefer the...hey give me a heads up when you two head out on a date, I gotta give hot-chick-you-know a heads up I'm free that night. Or something to the effect of...oh he's got you all revved up...I'll scratch that itch for you later...
/r/MarriedRedPill18/08/16 05:28 AM
2

I'm tired and don't recall the details. If you remember it better, you should by all means retell it...it was a good story.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/08/16 05:18 AM
22

Old Frenchy before he deleted his account told the story of how wife always got a little hot and bothered by their kid's sports coach. Instead of getting all worked up about it, Old Frenchy would needle her playfully about how bad she wanted to fuck him... Your wife will find other men attractive. You can act like a little bitch about it or you can use her amped up sexual energy for your own purposes.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/08/16 04:40 AM
2

Uh, let's just say I didn't know where that was going and didn't see that coming. But he's not wrong.
/r/RedPillWives17/08/16 06:36 PM
1

Since I'm a guest in the women's locker room, I'll refrain from taking this down the dark, twisted path I would normally visit. You're welcome.
/r/RedPillWives17/08/16 06:26 PM
6

There would be no war if all men had satisfying bowl movements and blowjobs daily. Edit: bowel...ugh
/r/RedPillWives17/08/16 05:53 PM
1

Because you're so very old... ;-)
/r/MarriedRedPill17/08/16 05:44 PM
1

Did she do this on purpose or does she just put shit places not thinking?
/r/MarriedRedPill17/08/16 05:41 PM
4

It's called gaslighting and it's fucked up.
/r/MarriedRedPill17/08/16 05:36 PM
1

Have you read Book of Pook? Join a group that forces you to make some friends. Martial arts, Dad's organization at your kids' school, or something with scheduled events. You've read all the sidebar so you should know the basics. I'm willing to bet you could tell us why things aren't where you want if you dug in a little deeper.
/r/MarriedRedPill17/08/16 04:31 PM
1

Good question. It was a 2-second story sandwich.
/r/askMRP17/08/16 12:25 PM
2

My brother-in-law (BIL) is over 6' tall, has a chiseled jaw and when dressed up looks dang close to George Clooney. I say this because his looks mixed with his decent natural game means he has dated some very attractive girls. Several years ago he dated an extremely attractive girl. Let's call her...LeggyBoobs. Now LeggyBoobs was about 6' tall herself, really thin, had killer long legs, and of course impossibly large god-given boobs. Ah...boobs. Portable pillows. Ok. Sidetracked. So she looked l…
/r/askMRP17/08/16 04:58 AM
1

Have you watched the show Preacher? You might dig it.
/r/askMRP16/08/16 04:01 PM
1

It's like you've summoned a digital demon. Do it again.
/r/askMRP16/08/16 05:38 AM
3

He seems like a little, fluffy, well meaning bunny. Someone might want to help him for real. Lest we turn his soul too dark before its time. Not me. Someone though.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/08/16 04:29 AM
4

Hey he's not married yet, so you know what that means he can do to fix this...back rubs. Develop an abundance mentality for back rubs.
/r/MarriedRedPill16/08/16 04:24 AM
3

Ah...twitter. I'll have to read about that on AOL when I do my evening dial-up later. I'm getting downvoted here. My irreverent humor is none to appreciated in these here parts. I best skidattle before the womenfolk get my jimmies got.
/r/RedPillWives16/08/16 02:29 AM
1

Yup, denial and shock. Or world class troll.
/r/askMRP16/08/16 02:23 AM
4

Captain Obvious to the rescue! ;-)
/r/askMRP16/08/16 02:13 AM
10

Uh...what? Either you're a really good troll...or... Yeah, if you are indeed real... You know what you know. And my hunch as to why you readdressed all this was right...which kind of sucks to be right about. Brace for impact buddy. You now know why your wife is in therapy by herself.
/r/askMRP16/08/16 01:59 AM
1

No. It's what he does now. He's filling in for a dude that left. I'm not joking.
/r/askMRP16/08/16 01:25 AM
3

Oh well then...by all means follow her rules on who knows who she fucked while in a committed relationship with you. Gotta protect her feelings...or does she want to protect the perception of how everyone views her? It's the latter. It's the perception thing...
/r/askMRP16/08/16 01:23 AM
2

You'll never have the FULL story. Just pieces. Maybe. There's no "it" to fix. What you're about to learn is that the only thing you'll be fixing is yourself.
/r/askMRP16/08/16 01:20 AM
5

Or is it 4... He's the other question I initially didn't ask him... What little portion of his brain made him ask this question now. What made him scratch this old itch... His instincts have gone off again and he's reaching back to the first time it happened... Who knows. But he has good instincts. Time he start trusting them again.
/r/askMRP16/08/16 12:29 AM
22

No asking needed. He just does it. She need not be aware.
/r/askTRP16/08/16 12:10 AM
1

Ah, I haven't been to AskTRP in ages...this will be a good time to see if their advice has evolved any.
/r/askMRP16/08/16 12:04 AM
3

Go to main /r/marriedredpill sub. Look to the right. There's a list of books to start reading. Get busy reading. There's some dudes on here that will offer some good advice for your situation. Perhaps some calming words even. But for the near term, you're likely going to be a mess no matter what.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 10:22 PM
1

Ah polygraph... Those are for shit.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 10:18 PM
1

Ha...someone downvoted you for that.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 10:17 PM
1

Sure, if that's what you want. Also...read the main MRP sidebar. Start now.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 10:10 PM
1

poly's What?
/r/askMRP15/08/16 10:09 PM
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I never said you were going to get the full truth. You're talking to the thoughts in your own head at this point. And they're telling us a lot...aren't they... I said dna test your kids.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 10:06 PM
7

Why yes Greg, it is insane...isn't it. It's insane how well your wife lied to you prior to getting married and made you think you were the crazy one....meanwhile she was taking some fresh cock while you weren't looking. It's so insane to think that maybe she got a another wild hair after you were married but you didn't catch on the next time because you thought you were being paranoid...again. Insane is right. It's insane for you not to double check that your kids are yours.... Or don't. Whateve…
/r/askMRP15/08/16 10:04 PM
1

For a minute I was wondering if you were talking to yourself.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 09:51 PM
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Hmmm. You have no proof of anything for the past 7 years. Just FYI. You don't know shit. But you do know she's a fantastic liar. So keep that feather in your cap. Get your kids tested to make sure they are yours. Go up and get DNA tests at the pharmacy. Keep it to yourself. Yes I know, you think she was faithful. Whatever. Just do it. Isn't interesting though how your instincts told you all that you needed to know back in the day... And isn't it interesting how well she lied and told you that yo…
/r/askMRP15/08/16 09:50 PM
2

I had to read your username 3x to make sure it was actually you over here commenting.
/r/RedPillWives15/08/16 08:22 PM
2

Yes. You're more clear than my previous late night verbal meanderings.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 08:06 PM
1

There is a small, detailed caveat. At some point way down the line when you've built your frame and you no longer go spewing your emotions and problems unchecked, there will be times where opening up and sharing the emotions you are feeling is a positive event with your wife. And those moments will be times when you draw her in closer to who you are. Men are the romantics. But it must be controlled and shared with care. She will remember those moments as special times where you let your guard do…
/r/askMRP15/08/16 07:20 PM
1

Oh you. Still fighting with the ghost of Jack10. I'll have to step up my wordy wordyiness just to get your goat. Actually never mind...I honestly have no idea how he was able to write so much about a topic. It was utterly fascinating.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 06:29 PM
3

Yup. Anger is this guy's ailment. A little Jack10 to help with the flair up is the prescription...
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 06:22 PM
2

Amen. Said the devil.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 05:09 PM
1

You're hurting my internet feeling.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 05:03 PM
1

I know. The "I don't know anymore" was a lie. Based on my other recent threads, I decided to contradict myself. Because...Devil.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 05:00 PM
2

That's fine for you then. For me, I won't sleep right. And I sleep like a baby.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 04:51 PM
1

Don't make fun of my lisp.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 04:47 PM
1

Yup. This shit is fucking grade-A biblical... Or it's the Matrix. I don't know anymore.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 04:47 PM
1

What she does is material. I've not said otherwise. But my word stands until I state otherwise.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 04:39 PM
1

The Devil is the seeker of truth from the tree of knowledge...go ahead, take a bite from my apple. The world will never be the same. See...so many levels. ;-)
/r/askMRP15/08/16 04:34 PM
1

I know right? It works on so many levels.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 04:31 PM
2

If you believe the actions of others changes a promise you made, then go sick. I contend her actions are irrelevant. My statement stands in a vacuum and is independent of what she does or doesn't do. That is...until I reverse that statement. That's all I have to do. Nullify my word. Then I'll do as I please.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 04:30 PM
1

My tongue is forked...for your pleasure.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 04:01 PM
2

So long as he doesn't delete his account and we can find his shit, he's still here as far as I'm concerned. He almost doesn't even need to write anything new. If you review through all his shit, it's all covered.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 04:00 PM
1

Never listen to the Devil.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 03:57 PM
2

I see it simply as this. I said what I was going to do. She's not doing her part. I don't like what she's not doing. But my agreement still stands until I've explicitly removed the stipulations I originally made. Just because she's not keeping to her agreement doesn't mean I can break mine until I say as much. The only moral issue I have with any of this is breaking a promise I made to another person. That's it. But I agree with your point that it should be the final "chance" at the end of the l…
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 03:33 PM
2

Then it appears we deviate on that I think not saying it's open season beforehand is lying by omission.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 06:01 AM
2

I agree with you on the crux of the issue. The only derivation in our train of thought is...he must outright state he's about to fuck other women. Otherwise, he's lying. Especially if she asks...where did you go earlier? But that's just me. Edit: so to get back to the crux of the issue - you equate having sex with other women to lying because of your moral values. The only moral value I have with it is me saying on my wedding day, I'm not fucking other women - in so many words. Once that stateme…
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 05:52 AM
3

What the wife does or does not do isn't my issue. I don't control her adherence to the promises she makes. Anywho, historically you're correct marriages did have whores and concubines and all that jazz. It was what it was. As it stands currently on my wedding day I made the promise I would be faithful and that included sex. And yes...once I got far enough down the path of MRP I had the "fuck you or fuck me" type talk and explicitly stated that sex with other women is forever on the table if she'…
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 05:48 AM
2

As I said above, I'd just make the statement that it's open bar for me now. That's all it takes in my little mind world. I make a promise. It stands until I've changed my mind. I'll outright tell you when I've changed my mind. No one binds me to anything...but me. And I'll stand by what I've said until I've explicitly told you otherwise.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 05:37 AM
3

Seriously, I believe that. I would call a wife or husband fucking other dudes or gals without the knowledge of the other spouse...well...cheating. That being said, I didn't say a dude is without options. I just believe a declaration needs to be made that fucking other women is now on the table to undo the promise made on one's wedding day. To me, it's as simple as that. Promise made. Promise unmade. Moral dilema go bye bye.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 05:32 AM
2

i expect you to explain 2. I expect you to explain what you mean by you expecting me to explain 2? ;-) Sigh. Normally I'd endlessly toy with a dude for saying stupid douche shit like "i expect you to explain 2" b/c...well...that kind of shit normally makes me want to toy with dudes in real life. But I tend to like you and your logic, so I'll bite for the sake of knowledge. I agree his wife controls just his sex life with her... But I contend if they're married, he's made a literal not to mention…
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 05:19 AM
1

I personally have no issues with a man outright telling his wife he will be seeking the company of others since monogamy was promised...not celebacy... So if that's your plan for him, then I'm all in and everything computes. You did not clarify that point though so I'm willing to bet everyone is thinking you're suggesting he go all UltmateCad-5000 on her... Edit: I agree with the last two paragraphs you added. I have no issues with your analysis of OP at all.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 05:02 AM
1

Hmm...perhaps. It's almost like some usernames suffer from dissociative identity disorder. Fractures everywhere. Maybe.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 04:53 AM
3

...so this guy should be a liar... But not this guy?
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 04:33 AM
3

Stop lying to others. ...lying is bad. Right?
/r/MarriedRedPill15/08/16 04:31 AM
3

You're not wrong. It's just irrelevant for him and what he needs to do to fix it.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 01:01 AM
2

For angry guys, I suggest looking up user jacktenofhearts and reading his comments. They are looonggg. But they are gooodddd. His moderate language and take helps relax the super angry guys.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 12:59 AM
4

Go to the main MRP sub and sort the posts by most votes. Start reading. Go to the sidebar and start reading all the books listed. Go slow. Don't blow up your marriage thinking you're tough after reading a few posts. You are nothing right now and your wife knows it. Go. Slow. Do the work and ask questions. The guys here will see through bullshit based on the wrong adjective. So don't fuck around. They'll eat you alive for fun. And it is fun...
/r/askMRP15/08/16 12:39 AM
5

What his wife "should do" is irrelevant. She'll do as she wants unless he's a good enough man to warrant concern that he could remove his attention from her. As of right now, both her and his mother think such a risk is irrelevant. So the odds are...we're dealing with a dude who needs to get slapped around a little until he stops being a little bitch and starts working on himself.
/r/askMRP15/08/16 12:29 AM
6

I wouldn't say shit to your wife. Your account is new. You're probably a little bitch just learning to walk at this point. Based on this question alone, you have no legs to stand on. Now your mom...depends on the mom. If your mom is a notorious bitch, I'd ignore her too. However, your mom is supposed to be the only unconditional female love you will ever receive. So the question stands...why has even your own mom turned on you? Or...your mom might be testy because I haven't banged her in a while…
/r/askMRP15/08/16 12:13 AM
1

If he takes the stand I'm suggesting, it's his own shit test of sorts. If all on her own she gets an apartment all set up right away and she's still out the door ASAP, Chad is VERY likely out there waiting to lay some pipe. Time to set some clear boundaries. If she wants to bang a Chad, he doesn't need to help her do it. By the way, what's a female Chad? Slutty Stacey?
/r/askMRP14/08/16 07:27 PM
1

Tell her you make your own reality matrix and always choose the blue pill... For funsies.
/r/askMRP14/08/16 06:46 PM
3

OP, I hope you see that one of the vets just spelled it out clearly for you in one short paragraph.
/r/askMRP14/08/16 05:32 PM
3

"By the time I get done wiping my ass and washing my hands I conf out to a tearful woman who doesn't know what to do without me -- etc and never wants to be without me "." Bingo.
/r/askMRP14/08/16 04:25 PM
3

We were coordinating a second place near us where we would trade off a couple days a week but the kids would stay in the main house and not move around. If your wife wants to take a break, that's fine. You're not out to control her actions. But I would not be super-helpy-helperton with the actions that assist her in reaching her new life goal of ripping apart the family...oh, and gobble a few yards of new cock while she's gone...maybe? Anywho, go see a lawyer. Then come back and state in a reall…
/r/askMRP14/08/16 04:21 PM
3

What does it matter who's name the debt is in? As a married couple, aren't the assets/debt jointly owned regardless? For example, if one spouse has a large 401k in their name only at a company, during a 50/50 split divorce that 401k asset is still halved somehow, someway. So I'm curious why debt would be any different... Or did she come into the marriage with all the debt by taking it in her name before you tied the knot...
/r/MarriedRedPill14/08/16 05:40 AM
5

If she wants a break, let her have it. She sounds smart, capable and it seems like she can coordinate all that a break would entail (apartment, utilities, etc) if she really wants it. Since this break isn't your idea, I'd stay in your home and start working on yourself. Not to mention, leaving your home doesn't look so hot in a divorce should it come to that. No need to explain these tactics to her though. In the meantime, go to a lawyer. Get your ducks in a row and learn all that you need to kn…
/r/askMRP14/08/16 05:12 AM
4

So she is arguing about when you're coming home...and you're going to finish the argument about when you're coming home...once you're home. I feel like I'm missing something. Seriously, I may be missing something. The argument is over. If she wants to reengage a fight over her perception of your shitty memory, agree and amplify your way out of it. "Wait...who are you again...you know my wife isn't here right now and I wouldn't mind having a go with you...let's be quick with it though...I haven't…
/r/askMRP14/08/16 04:52 AM
1

Actually I agree. I should have left out the "You've killed it" part...would have been more accurate. I was feeling generous. I had just eaten some good steak.
/r/askMRP14/08/16 02:33 AM
3

Do both. Your wife may have real depression. Lead the way and make sure your wife sees a real doctor (cognitive behavioral therapy is normally ideal) to get it all sorted out. Help with the research. Set the appointment if you have to. Have a real doc make the call. In the meantime, do your shit. Lift, practice flirting, and work on being awesome. You being a better man should have a positive impact on your wife. It's win/win. If she continues over the coming many months to not be the partner yo…
/r/askMRP14/08/16 02:31 AM
3

I have concerns your issues are far too deep for us internet monkeys to be whacking away at your brain piñata. Stick with the therapy. Have this exact discussion with the therapist. My dad always said there will always be someone with more than you in some way shape or form. No point in worrying about. Gotta focus on what your own happiness looks like. You need to train your brain to have that mentality. But you might need way more foundation via a therapist before you can get there. Also...hard…
/r/askMRP14/08/16 02:01 AM
1

I get off on knowing the head-to-spread ratio is just right...so keep us in the loop!
/r/askMRP14/08/16 01:55 AM
2

Test it out on yourself first... We just want to make sure it works and all.
/r/askMRP13/08/16 11:35 PM
1

Do you hear that whimpering in the background? That's your ego dying... You've killed it. That's a big step. The rest is time coupled with work. Any post I've made here is an attempt to solidify what I've formed in my head. You guys either like it or tear it apart. Upside is some guys learn from what I've written and I get a sense of how to adjust my thinking if needed. You could try the same to speed up your process.
/r/askMRP13/08/16 10:57 PM
1

Ok. ....and?
/r/MarriedRedPill13/08/16 10:21 PM
2

Ok. And?
/r/MarriedRedPill13/08/16 09:45 PM
2

Here's your issue. Women can do whatever they want in this world. Lawyers, doctors, scientists....you name it. But in a male/female relationship, men have to be masculine for there to be attraction. They have to be strong if they want a woman to sexually submit. They have to lead the relationship or the attraction dies. It's how it's always been. The little lizard in the brain says its so.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/08/16 09:08 PM
2

Who knows. But both men had missions and aren't fat fucks.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/08/16 05:08 PM
2

In real life, I bet you almost visibly vibrate.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/08/16 05:03 PM
2

I guess, if you're measuring winning by monetary accumulation. You could also pick Arnold Schwarzenegger. Or Buzz Aldrin. Or your mom...
/r/MarriedRedPill13/08/16 04:58 PM
2

I believe the book Models also touches on what you're trying to get at. Honest intimacy but from a masculine frame is alluring to women. A solid frame with moments of true communication is not against what is taught here. It's a step way down the line since most of the guys that start here are little soft blobs. Their women have no interest in their honest intimacy yet. They're too pathetic at the start to pull any of that off.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/08/16 04:52 PM
2

Does Boss Hogg even lift, bro? Nope.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/08/16 04:43 PM
3

Oh, I'm not saying he's right. He's just trying to reconcile shit in his head based on what's he's seen so far elsewhere. The effort is the thing. Even if it involves flailing about for a bit. Once he works out all cognitive dissonance...and it might take some MRP beatings along the way...he'll focus on the right stuff. The conversation has merit simply because other dudes from Deadbedrooms may have similar thoughts but too skittish to take the potential whippings by putting it all out there. So…
/r/MarriedRedPill13/08/16 03:21 PM
1

As far as I'm concerned it's sarcasm...
/r/MarriedRedPill13/08/16 01:17 PM
1

My sarcasm is finally rubbing off on you...
/r/MarriedRedPill13/08/16 01:53 AM
2

I've read none. I think I'm going to like you. You get all revved up about organization and seeing what could be better around here. The mods may not change anything...or they might...but stick with that mentality of looking for improvement areas. It's a good one. Some may even say it's a theme...
/r/MarriedRedPill12/08/16 09:55 PM
1

Ha. Literally laughing out loud... Don't stop. Missed you. Kisses.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/08/16 09:30 PM
3

I'm a fantastic mirror. ;-)
/r/askMRP12/08/16 08:02 PM
19

Fuck it. Make the appointment. Set that shit up. Drive him to it. Tell him you love him and he can't leave you yet. And you're going to take care of him for a bit. He may be a strong dude 99% of the time, but this life/death situation has immobilized him. Time to save his life... Get busy being a good wife. Good luck.
/r/askMRP12/08/16 05:59 PM
2

Since you're "NEW", I'm rather fond of this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/3crj03/are_you_new_lets_have_a_conversation/
/r/askMRP12/08/16 12:45 AM
0

Sexual Market Value The higher it is the more ass fucking you get to do. Yours is low because of the no ass fucking rule. Also, money is only a small fraction of it. Think of the rich doctors who's wife bangs the poor ripped pool guy that gives her the tingles.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/08/16 08:57 PM
6

The rabbit hole goes deeper. You're in for a shitty day. Mentally brace for the anger stage.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/08/16 08:48 PM
1

Now it's gitty up time. Take it all slow. You go in Red Pill Rambo and shit will blow up in your face.
/r/askMRP11/08/16 02:48 PM
5

Your MAP is a plan on how to create a better you and life. The fact your wife and other women will want to fuck you as you progress is a fantastic side effect.
/r/askMRP10/08/16 05:45 PM
1

Do a NEW update post whether it's good or bad news. Either one will be good for you.
/r/askMRP10/08/16 04:14 PM
1

Ah...so you want her to want to not engage in starfish. Same thing. Work on being awesome. Read the sidebar material. Read Sex God Method. You have to learn to lead her into not doing starfish. Whatever she's doing or not doing in bed, it's your fault. You better face that fact sooner than later. Your account is only 4 days olds. This is the most important lesson for you to absorb so you can get under way and get to making things better.
/r/askMRP10/08/16 03:55 PM
2

Any woman can be a absolute bitch and throw down some whoppers of shit tests. A good woman can even be pretty damn cruel in the thick of things if you've been an absolute beta bitch yourself. However, in the all other moments is she generally a good human. Or does she exhibit other traits of cruelty to everyone on a day to day basis.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/08/16 03:50 PM
1

If she was sending sexy pics and hinting she "wants it" but knows he's busy doing something else and her intent is to build some sexual suspense in a playful manner...she's a keeper. But if she's consciously manipulating using sexy pics with the intention to be cruel so he sees what in theory he missed when he woke up...then fuck her. Especially if she knew she wouldn't have had sex anyway. Even if he's super-beta-max, a non-shitty woman would just leave him alone rather than actively torture hi…
/r/MarriedRedPill10/08/16 03:45 PM
4

You're no longer doing MAP to get sex. You're doing MAP to get her into therapy. After therapy then you can work on sex. You're in a much deeper hole than you're recognizing.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/08/16 05:23 AM
1

Are you married to her?
/r/MarriedRedPill10/08/16 05:15 AM
1

Right. But /u/anythinginc pointed out she has a sexual trauma past. You're playing a different ball game...a different league. You may not know what you did that didn't comfort her based on her jacked up past. Therapy time for her if you haven't already started that push.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/08/16 05:14 AM
5

Here you go. There's MRP - RP on hard mode. Then there's MRP with a wife who suffers from sexual trauma - MRP on hard mode. It's a different game. And he's likely not hitting some key comfort spots for her to respond sexually.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/08/16 03:20 AM
1

Did you fail a major comfort test? I don't recall your history.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/08/16 01:49 AM
1

Bewbs.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/08/16 12:59 AM
2

Give her shit if it's really apparent. In a fun way... Tell her you'll find some chick and setup a foursome. Your wife is going to find other men attractive. They're going to flirt to some degree. You can re-channel that into some good times if you don't get butt hurt over it. Think of the times you've seen a big boobed chick at the store you'd love to get your hands on. Now, if you're sticking to your vows, you're not going to do anything. But when you get home, you might be revved up and have …
/r/askMRP09/08/16 09:23 PM
3

AWALT is a crutch. There are some shitty ass woman out there. And some really great ones. Some of these guys need to learn how to take out the trash.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/08/16 09:14 PM
1

The professor is married to a lawyer. Lawyers are shitty humans. My equation still proves out. ;-)
/r/MarriedRedPill09/08/16 09:10 PM
2

You and /u/scurvemuch must have come across some shitty women for this to be your first thought. OP if she is pulling this shit on you just to fuck with you, divorce her. Find a better human that also has a vagina and boobs. Boobs.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/08/16 09:03 PM
1

I like to tell her to rate my asshole behavior on a scale of 1-10. If she says 10, I say solid. You can even make it Olympic themed if you want...
/r/askMRP09/08/16 12:13 AM
4

Your job is to initiate sex. Her job is to be receptive. You're the one with the the stabby-stabby bits, yes? You only want her to initiate and "want" sex as a form of validation. You're here specifically to kill such feeble notions. Get busy reading more.
/r/askMRP08/08/16 09:51 PM
3

Tell the peanut gallery exactly what you want changed in your marriage... That will provide for more accurate responses.
/r/askMRP08/08/16 07:14 PM
8

I was wondering how far down I'd have to go before I read someone giving shit about the Reddi-whip. I suppose a man cannot live off grilled chicken alone...
/r/MarriedRedPill08/08/16 07:10 PM
1

This is very similar to what jacktenofhearts has discussed on MRP. And I believe it's actually really profound. From the husband's perspective, he needs to reach a point of outcome independence where he simply stops keeping score regarding what his wife does or does not do. Instead, he is always working to improve and is focused on doing what needs to be done. The marriage reaches its peak when the wife on her own recognizes that "the scoreboard" has simply disappeared. Both now work hard, play …
/r/RedPillWives07/08/16 05:13 AM
1

This is different than most online places based on the level of detail many here offer about their life. Guys are opening up about shit they might even skip in therapy. Then the vets read into what's been written and thrash away at their ego until the guy is a puddle of goo who's ready to rebuild. It's digital boot camp. It creates a certain level of comradmenship despite it all being anonymous.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/08/16 03:00 AM
1

I have no issues with it. It's just interesting how MRP effectively has graduating classes. Freshman, juniors and seniors. The seniors haze the freshman while also having a lot of inside jokes.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/08/16 01:25 AM
1

I read these posts now and then and think about the newbies...who must wonder what the fuck WMP means. Half this shit must read like twisted military code at times.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/08/16 12:43 AM
1

If you want specific advice or have questions on your situation then do a more detailed separate post. Brace for impact because the guys may rip you a new one. But a good slap down fest can be enlightening even still.
/r/askMRP05/08/16 08:27 PM
1

Cranky Stoney is a fun Stoney.
/r/askMRP04/08/16 08:18 PM
3

If you wake up and notice you blew a load during your dream, just think of it as God giving you a handy... And yes, wet dreams are normal too. As an aside, I'm beginning to worry you never went through puberty if you find all of this a concern.
/r/askMRP04/08/16 08:17 PM
4

All of MRP is your Morpheous. Go to the main MRP area, sort the posts by most votes and start reading. I also like to suggest new guys read the comments of /u/jacktenofhearts. They are long. But worth it. He is more moderate than some but he helps calm some guys down during the anger phase.
/r/askMRP04/08/16 02:15 AM
6

Just don't laugh while trying this...it comes out through your nose. Think milk. Oddly enough...it burns.
/r/askMRP04/08/16 02:04 AM
2

This reads like MRP poetry.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/08/16 10:56 PM
8

That's about where I stopped paying attention too. OP if you want kids, keep in mind you might be at the tail end of her having an easy time getting pregnant. Nature is a bitch. And beyond having kids, what's the point of marrying her?
/r/MarriedRedPill03/08/16 06:33 PM
2

As /u/A_Rex points out, it's a form of sub-communication that she doesn't even fully realize. It's a shitty-comfort test where she wants help finding the wallet and her mind is making whatever connection she can to you having had the wallet to get that help. If she's good in a lot of areas of your life, help her find it. Then afterwards, in a non-condescending manner, develop a solution to the wallet-losing-problem if this happens on a regular basis.
/r/MarriedRedPill02/08/16 04:31 PM
0

Or new additions might serve to be a bit of misdirection. I'm not am quite sure yet. With time the voice ends up always leaking through like a finger print. ;-)
/r/MarriedRedPill30/07/16 04:34 AM
1

I assume your wife is Mormon. How does you not being Mormon now impact the marriage? You guys full blown Mormon and sealed in the Temple?
/r/askMRP30/07/16 02:43 AM
1

Ah, Mormon got it. Love me some Mormons. They raise some of the nicest kids I've ever met. Small sample size though.
/r/askMRP30/07/16 02:37 AM
0

He deleted his account. Like I said...fart in the wind now.
/r/MarriedRedPill30/07/16 01:36 AM
0

Ah...did you know WMP is back? Incognito though. (And I'm only guessing...it's my new hobby.)
/r/MarriedRedPill30/07/16 01:35 AM
1

This will sound sarcastic...well, because I am sarcastic...but why the fuck did you keep going at it without some chemical or physical barrier so you stopped at say two or three kids? You sound like you probably knew by then you hit your kid melting point. At a minimum, explaining you mindset/mistake might help other dudes.
/r/askMRP30/07/16 01:28 AM
3

...in her general direction.
/r/askMRP29/07/16 10:44 PM
1

I don't. /u/stonepimpletilists might.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/07/16 04:58 PM
1

Correct.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/07/16 06:45 AM
5

We used to have a guy here that went through this as well. He was older though with fully grown kids. He came here to work through all these similar emotions you're struggling with as well. Then he got more comfortable with his wife's memory and where he was going next. He knew what he was doing. Then one day he up and deleted his account...he vanished like a fart in the wind... You'll be the same. You will be ok. It will just be a matter of time...always with the time...
/r/MarriedRedPill29/07/16 06:02 AM
3

The fact this guy gets any sex at all makes my mind explode. He's not sure how to initiate morning wood sex while his wife is already naked and cuddled up to him? Jesus Christ. He says they're already having plenty of sex...she must just fall on his dick accidentally a lot... I'm not getting a lot of these new guys. Their problems don't seem like problems.
/r/askMRP28/07/16 03:12 PM
7

Pussies... Men growing their very own pussies here lately. Soon you won't need her and you can just play with your own. Blargh. What is going on around here...
/r/askMRP27/07/16 03:54 PM
7

Shhh...do you hear that sound? It's very slight...a small...sucking sound? Listen closely... That's the sound of your new vagina hole opening and taking in air. Say hello to your very own little pussy. Based on all the shit she's spewing, stop texting her about crap unless it's logistics. You're her own little tampon right now. She's just wiping all her messes on to you just because she can. You're no rock. Get back to the basics and stop being whiplashed around be her big scary emotions. Oh, an…
/r/askMRP27/07/16 06:00 AM
1

You need to work on a lot if you didn't know that was a shit test vs a comfort test.
/r/askMRP27/07/16 05:23 AM
2

Comfort test: She's looking to see if you still approve of her. Shit test: She's looking to see if you are worthy of fucking her. Do you think her question is about gaining a sense of comfort from you or to see if you give too many shits about what she thinks? Hint, it's the latter. Shit test. You agreed and amplified but you're but a baby learning to walk. You think you're Rambo...but she sees Ghandi flapping his arms around like Kermit the frog. You're a joke to her. It's time for you to shut …
/r/askMRP27/07/16 05:13 AM
1

Do I frame my groin area with my hands when I say this or do I just start dry humping and gyrating uncontrollably? I assume she'll just back right on to me if I'm already in motion...
/r/askMRP26/07/16 09:04 PM
6

"You look hot...just like my wife." You're allowed to compliment your wife. If she's trying and things are going in the right direction, lather on some good feelings. You could also just stay silent, grab her, and give her a long kiss. Actions over words.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/07/16 03:50 PM
10

So let's say you have a kid and that kid wants a toy. But he's asked before and you've said, "Nope". But the kid REALLY wants the toy though. So every now and then the kid comes up to you and does what in his mind is a sly round about maneuver to talk about how great this toy would be to own and all the benefits it would provide. But the underlying machinations of his intent is plain as day and it all ends up being kind of funny and cute. So you're not really mad or upset, but you get this littl…
/r/MarriedRedPill23/07/16 09:56 PM
5

Plenty safe for women. Craved by women...
/r/MarriedRedPill22/07/16 08:35 PM
13

I'm still waiting for the NSFW part... Anyway, keep on keeping on...
/r/MarriedRedPill22/07/16 08:04 PM
2

As a lover of sarcasm, I am honestly not sure if these are real or fake. So serious question...are they real?
/r/RedPillWives22/07/16 04:54 AM
1

The paranoia bit...how serious are we taking about here? She getting weirded out because of all the food allergy stuff or is she full blown confused that black copters are circling the house? It sounds like you need to start here and sort that out if she's the sole person interfacing with your child while home schooling.
/r/askMRP21/07/16 09:41 PM
1

This is so convoluted I started to not give a shit and began skimming before I forced myself to go back and reread. Whatever "remarks" she's saying are irrelevant so long as her actions match your desires. So do they? If not, become better. Or if she's some sort of broken alpha-widow, then perhaps it's best to move on before you end up rationalizing marriage to her.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/07/16 06:40 AM
2

OP, do you recognize what he's saying here? Your wife may just suck at these types of things. You may literally need to do them for her assuming she's awesome in other areas of your life. For example, my wife is a maniac at work. She makes crazy coin and loves being successful. Well and good by me especially since she's also a cheapskate and we just sock away money. But for the life of her, she will lose just about anything I hand her. It will just vanish into an alternate dimension within 24 ho…
/r/askMRP21/07/16 12:15 AM
3

It hits squarely on the fatherly component of the Alpha leadership role she craves... Women melt at the sight of a MASCULINE man who can braid a daughters hair. It's a play on that...non-creepy version though.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/07/16 05:23 AM
4

I've done the washing hair thing from start to finish as well. It does SOUND like a bitch move...BUT there's a bit of daddy-taking-care-of-her-comfort-time to it that makes a woman just melt on you when it's done. Now, if you're new to MRP and you're still trying to figure out a shit test from a comfort test, this is NOT your go to move. You do this shit way down the line once you've established the new you and you can safely pour some masculine beta all over the place without making a fucking m…
/r/MarriedRedPill20/07/16 04:22 AM
3

Uh...similar situation? Your wife uses physical force against you to get her way. You for some reason let her. Most of the guys here just want to bang their wife more often. You're in a different but shittier class on your own. Whatever the case, pack up your shit when she's not home and head out. Get a lawyer to sort out all the details. Also, I hope you're a troll.
/r/askMRP19/07/16 10:45 PM
1

This is Stoney: http://www.preppystyle.nl/wp-content/uploads//sailor-preppy.jpg
/r/MarriedRedPill19/07/16 08:46 PM
2

I'm going to just go ahead and start a rumor that he's now gay and doesn't need all of this MRP stuff anymore...we'll see if that goads him back to clear his name... I'm hopeful his response will be at least 5,000 words...and it ends with: I'm not gay. Anymore.
/r/askMRP19/07/16 04:35 AM
1

Do you know if Jack is taking a break or is he done?
/r/askMRP19/07/16 02:16 AM
10

She seems remorseful because she got caught. She threw up because she got caught. She got caught. And now she looks bad. And that perception of herself makes her feel sick...literally. Question is if she was so brazen with her cheating to do it right around the corner from you, how many times has she cheated before successfully to give her the comfort to think she could get away with it now so carelessly? My bet...a lot. Divorce her. She's dumb. She's a liar. She shouldn't be anyone's mother.
/r/askMRP18/07/16 11:19 PM
1

They don't talk about because it's too much cognitive dissonance. As they age, a family doesn't sound so bad. And all that comes with it goes against most of what they've spouted.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/07/16 04:44 AM
1

You in Russia now?
/r/MarriedRedPill09/07/16 03:42 AM
1

I guess. But that degrades the point of having that marriage license even further... What's the upside for you? However, if she's rich and paying all your bills, have at it... Let us know if she has a sister too.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/07/16 04:52 PM
1

You new or reincarnated? I'm starting to lose track...
/r/askMRP08/07/16 05:25 AM
3

Note the author of the post he linked to...go through and read Jacktenofhearts comments...just start reading. They're long. And worth it.
/r/askMRP08/07/16 05:22 AM
6

Oh in that case...you're simply not the alpha you think you are. Pseudoalpha you are. You should be so awesome, charismatic and fun just about any woman would have a blast being along for the ride. You're just not that. So ask yourself what are you exactly...no need to tell me once you figure it out.
/r/askMRP07/07/16 09:58 PM
2

Not sure if you've given enough information to sort this out. If you are truly naturally stoic and you're getting all the sex you want, then you may be failing comfort tests. You can survive failing shit tests and recover, but repeatedly failing comfort tests will decimate a relationship. Perhaps this other guy had/has the perfect beta:alpha balance you lack.
/r/askMRP07/07/16 09:11 PM
1

I actually care less than it appears.
/r/askMRP07/07/16 04:20 PM
1

All sloppy with 0 and 1's...
/r/askMRP07/07/16 02:20 PM
1

Are we doing bro hugs now? Why didn't anyone tell me we were doing digital bro hugs... Let me know when we can do Internet fist bumps too.
/r/askMRP07/07/16 05:35 AM
3

Pray tell, why do you love your wife? Do you love how well she lies? Or her ability to gas light you so effectively? Or is it her ability to ride the cock of men who aren't you...
/r/askMRP07/07/16 05:21 AM
4

At this point I want to marry you so I can divorce you too.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/07/16 07:09 PM
8

Yup, ego button pressed... Stop telling her what you're GOING to do. No point.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/07/16 06:58 PM
1

I'm always a little surprised though when they just outright delete the account. Guess he got to the point where he felt like he was wasting time and wanted to just force a stop. Good luck you...you old salty bastard.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/07/16 06:05 AM
3

All Russians are wacky. ARALT.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/07/16 02:33 AM
1

Edit made...
/r/MarriedRedPill06/07/16 12:11 AM
1

Native language?
/r/MarriedRedPill05/07/16 07:48 PM
1

Spray your mind jizz all over us...
/r/MarriedRedPill05/07/16 06:13 PM
3

He writes in an almost stream of consciousness fashion. You're literally getting jacked into his head as he shares what he's thinking. The upside is it's unfiltered and pure with regard to his message and intent but the downside is you might not have the same brain pattern so some of his wording and structure may seem confusing. I'm betting this is the foundation of your compusult.
/r/MarriedRedPill05/07/16 06:00 PM
4

Is this one of those new fangled complisults - part compliment, part insult? Now we wait and see how many upvotes you get...
/r/MarriedRedPill05/07/16 05:46 PM
3

The thing is...I'm not sure she was out right shit testing him. It almost seems like a comfort test because she's become self conscious at how well he did without her...so now she's looking for validation and reassurance that she adds something to his life. Most of the quotes he put sounded like a wife that was trying to be submissive, appreciative and sexual to please him.
/r/MarriedRedPill05/07/16 01:05 AM
1

Let's get it on...pansexual style...
/r/MarriedRedPill03/07/16 05:14 AM
2

You give up already?
/r/askMRP02/07/16 11:17 PM
5

Welp, it's clear you've at least killed your ego. That's more than half the battle for most of the guys that show up here. Keep at it this time.
/r/MarriedRedPill02/07/16 05:38 PM
1

I agree...
/r/askMRP02/07/16 04:12 PM
1

Did OP rage quite and delete or did mods do it? Edit: Just checked his post history. He posted 69 days ago for the first time. And now this abortion. These are the guys BluePill loves to latch on to.
/r/askMRP02/07/16 03:59 PM
1

Something like that...
/r/MarriedRedPill02/07/16 03:53 PM
1

Yup, he's jumping the gun. He's likely just inching closer to The Main Event. I'm quite convinced all women appear at least diet-BPD in the extended presence of a weak man.
/r/askMRP02/07/16 03:56 AM
2

Uh, save this post. You've fucked up so much that one day you're going to have a nice laugh at the expense of your past yourself. Look to your right of this webpage. There is a list of reading material. Read all that. Go to the main MRP sub and read all the sidebar there too along with the top posts. You know some of the MRP terminology but unfortunately the words don't mean what you think they mean. Time for you to do some real work.
/r/askMRP02/07/16 03:48 AM
1

Ah...keep eating it...yes, eat that sweet goodness...it won't hurt....nah...
/r/MarriedRedPill02/07/16 02:57 AM
1

Nah...those guys steered clear of me. I bit back when they least expected it.
/r/MarriedRedPill01/07/16 11:07 PM
1

Dear lord. I never understood the glue eaters...different bread you are. Then again there's a good chance I was egging you on the eat the glue as a kid...
/r/MarriedRedPill01/07/16 05:21 PM
5

The way she used that shift key makes me pretty comfortable with the assumption that she's insane.
/r/MarriedRedPill01/07/16 05:17 PM
1

You're confused because as a kid...you ate too much paint. Don't eat the paint.
/r/MarriedRedPill01/07/16 05:15 PM
5

The strange capitalization is freaking me the fuck out. Like if she could have, I'm pretty sure she would have made her post using words cut out from magazines.
/r/MarriedRedPill01/07/16 05:09 PM
2

If you are leaving because of something she's doing, are you really being outcome independent? Or are you essentially still in her frame and making decisions based off how she is behaving. If it's the latter, then she's called you out on it and she's right. You're still her little bitch who scurries off when mommy rages... So the trick is to either have something already planned you need to attend to (working out, martial arts) or a project elsewhere in the home you want to work on instead of en…
/r/askMRP01/07/16 03:26 PM
1

She's already posted to both other subs.
/r/askMRP01/07/16 04:23 AM
2

Also, go post this in redpillWIVES subreddit. See what they say.
/r/askMRP01/07/16 02:58 AM
0

Ah well, whatcha gonna do? So here's hoping he doesn't actually have two families and the other wife is closer to his age and already catapulted out 3 daughters and is too old to give it the old college try again. Soooo, he married you with hopes he would finally sire himself a boy...BUT that didn't pan out and explains why he's now so hard to come by. Oh well... Sleep tight. (Apologies...couldn't help myself. It's what I do.)
/r/askMRP01/07/16 02:45 AM
1

Really, there's not much advice we can give TO YOU other than...crap out a boy. But as you know, that isn't so simple. So here's what I think you should try to do. And I give this about a 0001.% chance of happening. I do love percentages. Anyway, when he's not out and about being a little bitch because his kid doesn't have a penis, show him this post. Then tell him to write his side of the story in the comments. At a minimum, reading what you've wrote might shake something up inside of him regar…
/r/askMRP01/07/16 02:15 AM
5

It's good not to jack off in place of initiating. That's common sense. You get horny. You're not using you're hand to release the horny. Now you look outward to women and your wife to satiate that desire... But be careful with skipping too far down the road to the land of magical thinking where not jacking off creates all sorts of awesome side effects... If you gain the ability to shoot a laser beam from your dick, that has nothing to do with not jacking off. But do go to the doctor so they can …
/r/MarriedRedPill30/06/16 02:24 PM
7

Pretend like she never said anything. Say in a clearly sarcastic manner, "You know, I have a great idea... I think tonight I'm going to do whatever-she-just-said. Yes, that's exactly what I'll do. I'm a god damn genius. You're an excellent muse my dear. Now, tell me what you were you saying, I wasn't paying attention..." When she says she was just saying that...just nod and say "uh huh...sure...like I said, an excellent muse..." Big fucking smirk...pat on the ass...then head off to work...
/r/MarriedRedPill30/06/16 05:02 AM
2

Ha...yes...yes... I know. My silly joke was referring to a non existent red pill rehab that makes men irresistible to their wives upon return.
/r/askMRP30/06/16 12:41 AM
2

I was referring to the extended care facility you suggested. I've yet to recommend that to anyone to get their Red Pill life set in motion...yet. "See you later honey...when I get back in a few weeks we'll be fucking like bunnies..."
/r/askMRP30/06/16 12:33 AM
7

Text book case of a cheating whore wife getting her Alpha Fux. A dash of gas lighting... A sprinkling of truth leaks... And the "we aren't connecting anymore...I love you but not in love with you" nonsense... Welcome to Red Pill. Get busy reading. For now, it's probably best to keep your trap shut with her...if you can...until you see a lawyer first. Go put on an Oscar winning performance and tell her how much you just love her...she's so cute and cuddly...leave out the part where you think she'…
/r/askMRP30/06/16 12:29 AM
2

I hope he reads this. You're giving him advice on how to actually get help versus the normal red pill stuff which is just not designed for this level of problem.
/r/askMRP30/06/16 12:15 AM
2

I know.
/r/askMRP29/06/16 09:45 PM
6

If believing in the Higher-Red-Pill God will get you to never take another sip of alcohol again, then by all means embrace it. Your dad was an alcoholic. You're an alcoholic. That little booze hound gene is genetic. Your kids will likely have this same weakness. Be the example to show that it can be overcome. That you can put a stop to it affecting their lives and yours. But don't have another fucking drink. You hear me you little dick snack? When you feel all weak and that little tiny cunt star…
/r/askMRP29/06/16 07:10 PM
1

Can you make more?
/r/MarriedRedPill29/06/16 02:25 PM
2

Welcome home WMP. It's good to see you again. Please stick around a while.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/06/16 06:39 AM
1

Ha...I see it now...The Benevolent, Sarcastic, Mind Fucking Devil...that sits whispering into your ear while sitting on your shoulder. I'll make t shirts and sell them like GLO on the main TRP site. I'll make tens of dollars.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/06/16 06:33 AM
13

Uh let's see if I've got this...your second wife and your second set of two kids are 6 hours away in another state because you drink too much? This is not an MRP problem. It sounds like you're an alcoholic. You need to get help. I don't know if that it's the form of AA or a therapist. But you need REAL help. Who's taking care of your other three kids? You? Are you even functional or drinking around them now that you're so depressed? You better get some fucking real help for the sake of your kids…
/r/askMRP29/06/16 06:18 AM
1

Ok, I'll work on it when I can. Been tied up lately. Also, I was literally going to title the post "Systems."
/r/MarriedRedPill28/06/16 11:59 PM
6

Sheeeet. So here's an example. We have a lady who helps around the house some...a small brag but needed to explain my point. We have one of those plastic folding do-floppers you use that folds shirts so they look just like at a Gap display and don't get wrinkles in the drawer. I have her use that so they're all consistent. Also, I have her hang up all my shirts (hanger inserted from the bottom and not the neck since that stretches shit out) so that they're all facing the same way in the closet. …
/r/MarriedRedPill28/06/16 09:34 PM
1

I hope to God you used the rocking motion described in this video...if not you deserved everything you got. http://www.myrecipes.com/m/how-to/video/slicing-zucchini ;-)
/r/MarriedRedPill28/06/16 09:15 PM
1

No one would describe me as neurotic since I'm not frenetic about it. Just very specific about a lot of things.
/r/MarriedRedPill28/06/16 08:52 PM
1

OK in all seriousness, I'm a huge pain in the ass in real life. I like shit done a certain way in just about every instance. I'm a nightmare about things around the house if it's not done my way. Good news is my wife loves this MOST of the time because it means our shit works like a machine...she doesn't have to stress about it unless she's mucked up my process and ends up on the receiving end of me putting things back in place. So now I am actually curious if his woman had a better way to cut z…
/r/MarriedRedPill28/06/16 08:31 PM
2

Well now I'm curious. How did she want you to slice the zucchini? You are a lawyer which means in all other areas of life outside of the law, you have almost zero common sense...that's at least my experience with most lawyers. ALALT. ;-)
/r/MarriedRedPill28/06/16 08:17 PM
1

You don't provide any examples. There is something off to me. You say sex is fine but she's a bitch. This combo can happen but it seems more rare. Are you sure you just don't have one of those wives who comes across bitchy but is actually busting your chops for fun and you just don't take it the right way? She may be just messing/flirting with you and waiting for you to put her in her place as an almost extended form of foreplay via shit testing. Anyway, give some examples, bitch. Edit: I see yo…
/r/MarriedRedPill28/06/16 08:11 PM
1

Pamela was built for comfort? She borders on terrifying at this point with a face that crosses into the uncanny value while stuck in bitch mode. I think you mean someone like Selma Hayak who is approaching 50 but still looks curvy and naturally beautiful. She's built for comfort. As far as cars go, I've never once saw a Corvette and thought of it as comfortable. They're fast in a straight line and the latest gen can handle damn well, but they're notoriously in your face and unabashedly loud Amer…
/r/MarriedRedPill26/06/16 09:18 PM
1

You actually have a Vette or was that creative riffing for the sake of metaphor?
/r/MarriedRedPill26/06/16 03:29 AM
1

Good idea... I apparently need to teach /u/bogeyd6 about cars.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/06/16 07:09 PM
1

Oh my... I...I can't even...so much wrong...
/r/MarriedRedPill24/06/16 05:38 PM
2

Good luck then... Give us some updates on how long it took to notice anything, side effects and real benefits. Other guys might find it helpful.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/06/16 12:46 PM
6

Personally, I have no experience with any of this... Paging /u/irateMD. That being said, I'll quickly blather away for a moment with this one thought... The second doctor makes me think of a vegetarian going to see a butcher...the butcher is always going to recommend some delicious meat.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/06/16 05:27 AM
2

Ooohhh...bring him here...yes, do that. Then we will have some fun. She's a vacant vessel. At least Vamp was witty and intelligent. I like the smart ones. This one makes my brain hurt.
/r/askMRP23/06/16 11:42 PM
2

I just checked your comment history. You do enjoy your boobs don't you...
/r/MarriedRedPill23/06/16 10:53 PM
2

Ok...NOW we are on the same breast page. I'm glad we hammered this out. Conversations about breasts are of the utmost importance to me.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/06/16 10:50 PM
3

I don't know. She's so utterly clueless she might be real.
/r/askMRP23/06/16 09:57 PM
3

I want to catapult this chick into the forest. Everyone is having to spell out exactly what they need her to explain. If I was married to her, I'm pretty sure I'd go insane.
/r/askMRP23/06/16 09:55 PM
2

Oh you're talking breast reduction?! Yeah, that rarely goes well. The doc has to do some serious incision work that CANNOT be hidden under a fold for that procedure. The aftermath leaves some seriously visible scars. Also, making boobs smaller makes baby Jesus cry. I was referring to the up and out type breast work.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/06/16 09:44 PM
1

I believe the S2000 may one day end up as some sort of collectible. I can't think of another car that was built like that thing and had the same level of reliability. The current gen Miata is kind of close but still so far...
/r/MarriedRedPill23/06/16 09:10 PM
1

If you're being literal, the S2000 is one of my absolute all time favorite cars. I say that after also having driven Lambos on a race track. If you're not being literal, I always love a sexy but classy brunette...
/r/MarriedRedPill23/06/16 09:03 PM
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Laugh and tell her if you're going to be doing commerce in exchange for sex, you'll be seeking out a well seasoned professional instead. You know, to get your money's worth.
/r/askMRP23/06/16 08:47 PM
2

Who the fuck are you and why are you being so nice in the men's locker room? ;-)
/r/askMRP23/06/16 08:02 PM
1

I was saying I was agreeing with you and not amplifying...being a goofball like normal.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/06/16 08:00 PM
8

Also, my pregnancy was a very rough time for us relationship-wise. I know this had something to do with it. But I have tried almost everything I can think of, short of total separation, to right any wrongs and to do my part to do what I can to make the relationship good again. You mention that something happened to the point where you need to right some wrongs and total separation is on the table...what happened? You do something really dumb or are you talking about just the regular difficulties…
/r/askMRP23/06/16 05:45 PM
1

Agreeing without amplifying.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/06/16 05:23 PM
1

I don't see a conclusion to your thoughts. If your wife is improving and you are not, you're not doing MRP. Shit will come as it may...and you should see it coming from a mile away.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/06/16 05:10 PM
1

Bah, tell the judge you get confused easily and you were just pollinating the flowers.
/r/askMRP23/06/16 05:07 PM
1

So you saw all this before you two pursued it, decided you didn't like the look...and still went through with it? Glutton for punishment I suppose.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/06/16 05:04 PM
1

Not sure on timing...sounds like you might have to play around with it (get it!) based on your specific biology. Sneak off into the backyard and rub one out in the bushes...kidding.
/r/askMRP23/06/16 04:41 PM
1

I remember listening to Loveline years ago and dudes would call in with this issue all the time. The hosts always gave the advice of letting one out of the chamber earlier in the day on your own with the expectation you'll last longer later with the chick. Have you given that a go before?
/r/askMRP23/06/16 04:03 PM
1

Malice. That's pretty much what I was pulling from. And it's damn accurate.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/06/16 01:55 PM
1

I've known several chicks with breast work. Common theme: bad plastic surgeons do bad plastic surgery. Some were outright amazing...I prayed to the surgeon that night because he was a God among men. Good luck with it though...that blows.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/06/16 01:50 PM
1

WMP in the making.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/06/16 04:02 AM
2

Corvettes are loud, obnoxious American made cars that are notorious for being problematic. But us really good car guys who spend too much time on backwater discussion threads and reading little known blogs are familiar with a little two seater convertible called the Honda S2000. This sexy, rare specimen of a vehicle is built like it was chiseled from a single block of steel. Its manual shifter snicks and clicks with rifle bolt precision. When you surgically modify its air intake and rev it up to…
/r/MarriedRedPill23/06/16 03:10 AM
1

You actually have real stories on this, yes? Tell us some of your old school examples...for science.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/06/16 11:20 PM
1

Yup...I'm just like this guy.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/06/16 11:17 PM
1

Maybe. Or I might just be tired. Let's just say the 25% part so I look cool.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/06/16 11:11 PM
2

I wish they'd sack up and disagree down here. Maybe we'll all learn something. Or maybe we'll learn deep down they're still riddled with fear and latent anger against the big, bad boogeywoman. AMALT.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/06/16 10:41 PM
2

Yes, these truth leaks sneak out and confirms why I think he is partially delusional.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/06/16 09:42 PM
2

I agree.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/06/16 08:54 PM
1

His problem is he's partially delusional and still weak. His SMV is not as high as he proclaims. It's both mental AND physical.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/06/16 05:08 PM
5

Yeah, this nails it. I fucking love when my wife gets hotter. I'm driving around in a modified souped up sports car. Maybe you keep that car until it's a collector...maybe you trade it in. Doesn't matter. Get yourself a sweet sports car, show it off and drive it...don't fear it. You're missing the point.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/06/16 02:12 PM
2

So much wrong with just you wrote. Don't delete this account. Once you start doing the work, come back and re-read what you just wrote. Then do a proper update explaining why your thinking was all wrong... But you likely won't.
/r/askMRP22/06/16 01:29 PM
1

You are a glutton for punishment. A masochist for a masculine smackdown. Maybe you didn't even use a condom and now you'll have an office baby that can grow up in one of the filing cabinets. Don't be a dolt.
/r/askMRP22/06/16 01:21 PM
1

Ha, I actually LOLed...
/r/MarriedRedPill22/06/16 01:01 PM
1

That pain is just me rooting my penis finger around the moist, warm parts of your...brain...
/r/MarriedRedPill22/06/16 04:54 AM
3

Look to your right of this webpage and you will see the Sidebar. ---> Read all of that. Sort all the posts in this subreddit by the top ones. Read all of that.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/06/16 04:28 AM
2

My righteous indignation in spewing forth in rhythmetic spurts and gathering in a pool of goopy misogyny. It feels sooo good to get this out...
/r/MarriedRedPill22/06/16 03:39 AM
26

OMG. What a pathetic piece of shitlord you've become. How fucking dare you start to get in shape, work on your career, stop doing shit around the house ONLY in return for sex, and becoming a masculine foil for your wife's feminine wiles. Gawd damn it. This place is out if control... If wives start fucking husbands like you're describing, sitcoms will run out of dumb husband tropes to play against...think of all the Hollywood jobs you're taking away. They'll be forced to reboot 'All In The Family…
/r/MarriedRedPill21/06/16 07:49 PM
1

A little hairy but they could suffice in a pinch.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/06/16 02:36 PM
1

Oh they're available. And if their not, there are doctors that make them to your specific fucking specifications. Oh yes. I love me some big titties.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/06/16 02:29 PM
1

I like me some big ass titties so therein lies the problem.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/06/16 02:25 PM
1

I like cunt. It's actually more jarring than faggot... For example...to a newbie: "Oh, what's wrong little sweetheart? You have some sand in your cunt? You a little uncomfortable with all the meanies in here? Should we get you to a gynecologist? Knock it off you fucking cunt... There's a good chance you're so pathetic that you're growing a second cunt as I type thing. Pussy." Yeah, that might work.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/06/16 02:17 PM
1

Penis in cheek! I get it! Can it be boob in cheek? Is that even possible? I love boobs...I mean LOVE boobs. I could go on...and on...and on...
/r/MarriedRedPill21/06/16 02:13 PM
1

God damn if you're not WMP, I'll eat my shoe.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/06/16 02:08 PM
1

Yup...just think how digitally close you were to my naked dick...
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 08:25 PM
1

Bacon. Swanson.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 08:05 PM
1

Ok...so...uh...you are whinemoreplease, yes?
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 07:38 PM
3

A little...this is bad...
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 07:20 PM
1

I was pushing the sarcasm envelope with that entire comment... :-)
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 07:02 PM
2

That's a handsome gay dude. Uh oh...this is bad...so confused... https://goo.gl/images/yh7rgm
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 06:47 PM
1

Sounds like Matt and Trey have already covered this issue.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 06:26 PM
1

Thank you.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 06:24 PM
1

Yes in theory. Penn Jillette for president. :-/
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 06:17 PM
1

Shit, now I gotta watch some South Park. Episode?
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 06:16 PM
3

Diet libertarian...not full blown faggoty libertarian. Republicans give a shit about who marries who. I don't care. Marry your cat as far as I'm concerned. Liberals give a shit about what firearms I own. I want all the firearms. And on and on...bah.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 06:15 PM
1

Who was this gay Neo? Username? I want to read...
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 05:59 PM
1

I like libertarians...but I've not read about him much since he has zero shot of winning.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 05:57 PM
1

Agreed. But what if our "The One" happens to be a gay dude who could take us all to the ultimate pussy promise land with his mix of masculine and feminine traits. His hypothetical responses literally answer anything and everything to the point that Jack10 responds to everything he says with one word..."Agreed." And then one of us calls him "faggot" and he rages quits because that's the one word he hates. If we lose out on our fucking gay Neo I'll be pissed as shit.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 05:46 PM
1

Damn right. When you get Stoney wondering if using faggot is questionable, you've gone and done fucked up.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 05:29 PM
5

I'm always everything all at once. I don't like ANY of the candidates. They're all fuck nuts as far as I'm concerned. A blind monkey would do a better job than any of these self-awareness lacking yahoos.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 05:19 PM
1

I don't disagree. And your parsing this to be a matter of an Internet issue is a good point...the anonymous nature of all this might make it a mute point. My only wavering on any of this is I try to be similar on here as I am in real life. I do give people shit in real life just how I do here. Same set of rules just for consistency. I tend not to use faggot in real life out of common curtesy simply because I may not know if a dude I get along with and respect is actually gay if he's decided to k…
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 05:09 PM
2

Motherfucker, didn't you start this descent into all these feels? https://m.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/4ojyrf/xpost_trp_divorce_done_right/d4d8mkl
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 04:57 PM
1

Nah, I'm actually a burlesque performer...
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 04:53 PM
1

Wait, you got banned from here? Man...I miss out on all the fun sometimes.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 04:48 PM
1

Also, the username kind of fits his naming convention...not to mention they both start with "w". I'm an FBI profiler in real life by the way...
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 04:37 PM
1

Whinemoreplease...is that you? I feel like it's you.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 04:30 PM
1

That actually might work...you cunt. Rolls off the keyboard.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 04:28 PM
2

This is a tough area. Tone policing is shitty but then we are also trying not to be needlessly hateful to an entire group of people since that's not exactly a quality masculine trait...and it sounds like "faggot" does that. I hadn't really thought about much until one of the mods brought it up in that other thread... Out of respect, I wouldn't call a black person the N word and perhaps the F word is the same parallel. Hmmm...
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 03:50 PM
13

Ok, I'm missing something. What does being called a "Bernie" mean? Is this Bernie Sanders? If so, we got to come up with something better because I'm somewhat ok with dudes that like less war versus more....even I'm not fond of their other ideologies. Next, gay people are fine by me. I really could give a shit if a dude wants to put his penis in another dude's butt. That's not even a joke. I really don't care. However, as a straight dude...the thought of doing homosexual activities gives me a re…
/r/MarriedRedPill20/06/16 03:36 PM
1

Damn, I've never heard of Pink Pistols. Their motto is "Pick on someone your own caliber..." That's my kind of people. Gay dudes and lesbians are fine by me. But like Stoney said, calling a dude "faggot" cuts to the bone like calling a chick "cunt". What's another word you can say to a dude that immediately sets them on their heels? I'm not sure there is one...someone prove me wrong.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/06/16 06:12 PM
1

Now I'm hoping at work you like to tell the new doctors..."Everybody lies..." https://youtu.be/CZR2k5c_198
/r/MarriedRedPill17/06/16 12:08 AM
2

You go Sarcasmslut....you go...
/r/MarriedRedPill17/06/16 12:03 AM
1

And here I just give that away like a slut for free...
/r/MarriedRedPill16/06/16 10:28 PM
5

Oneitis: $$ Chick manipulating you with sex to get provisions for her kid: $$$ You being a sucker for a kid that's not even yours: $$$$ You thinking MRP won't see through your bullshit: Priceless
/r/MarriedRedPill16/06/16 09:33 PM
1

I don't man... As sarcastic as I am, for some reason I tend to believe people more than I should on the internet. Projection on my part perhaps. That being said, she seems like she might be legit...
/r/MarriedRedPill16/06/16 01:41 PM
2

According to my flair, I am Poe's law.
/r/MarriedRedPill15/06/16 08:21 PM
1

Tell her she's more than welcome to avoid sex for 18 months. You'll be following a slightly different timeline with or without her once the doctor gives a thumbs up. It's a massive, ugly shit test to see who still controls the scoreboard. A really shitty one at that. Now if she has some real medical issues to contend with and it takes longer for things to go back to normal, that's a different story.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/06/16 02:56 PM
1

Dumpster dive and recycle. This just got dark
/r/MarriedRedPill12/06/16 07:53 PM
2

I snack on the stem cells of discarded babies. Builds muscle.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/06/16 07:43 PM
2

Shit be going sideways in this motherfucking house... Full moon?
/r/MarriedRedPill12/06/16 07:39 PM
2

Pussy McFaggot for the win!
/r/askMRP10/06/16 01:57 PM
1

Yes?
/r/MarriedRedPill08/06/16 08:30 PM
1

No...crank it up to McFaggotty...
/r/MarriedRedPill08/06/16 08:29 PM
1

No, gather round...everyone is always invited to do my mom...
/r/MarriedRedPill08/06/16 08:07 PM
4

You should do a specific post on this distinction based on your experience.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/06/16 08:04 PM
2

Nipple tickle holes...
/r/MarriedRedPill08/06/16 07:58 PM
1

No, I DO you...that's a gay joke. Gay jokes are funny.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/06/16 07:56 PM
2

I love my nipples played with. All REAL men do. "Play with them there nipples, bitch!" But seriously...I do like it. It's a link right down to my balls.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/06/16 06:36 PM
3

Read Day Bang. Practice on women in real life. No more Tinder unless you actually want to go through with fucking a walking disease incubator. Keep your hazmat suit handy. Mines in my trunk.
/r/MarriedRedPill08/06/16 06:14 PM
2

Glad I could help. Also, it sounds like you never met a woman with a serious oral fetish. Lord have mercy... Funny enough, Mrs. Oral had the same wit as /u/wigglycharlie...no wonder I like WigglyC so much. In fact, my twig and berries are wiggling just thinking about it. Time to clog up a food orifice... I dedicate tonight's load to OmLiLi and WigglyC...because that's a thing now.
/r/MarriedRedPill07/06/16 03:51 AM
1

Then he finds you and starts counting bullets...it doesn't end well.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/06/16 08:39 PM
1

Good point. His sexual strategy was working out ok. Lots of amused master and some pretty good beta equaled some serious sex. That and she is pretty hot. Perhaps he found that perfect former prostitute unicorn we've all heard about...
/r/MarriedRedPill06/06/16 08:18 PM
1

I'm pretty sure almost everything here on MRP could be summed up with a Deadpool retort. We just have to be careful and ignore how his entire mission revolved around getting his face fixed so he could go back to his oneitis. Stupid Francis...
/r/MarriedRedPill06/06/16 07:56 PM
3

WMP always said "you're a fucking faggot". I think you're making it your own if you stick with Pussy McFaggot...so I think you're on your way...
/r/askMRP06/06/16 07:25 PM
1

but then it seems as she just snaps it back. You may have read everything but you're missing "it." She literally should not have the ability to snap it back. Oh she can try...but she only snaps it back when you let her. And you don't know how to stop her. You've been married to her for 20 years and I'm going to assume that you've been a wet noodle for...well...20 years. Yes? Outside of your wife can you command a situation? For example, can you walk into a car dealer to buy a new car and manhand…
/r/askMRP06/06/16 07:23 PM
3

Are you gonna be the new whinemoreplease? We need to fill that slot asap...shit is getting dirty around here. Gotta scare all the lurkers into doing work before they post weak shit like this.
/r/askMRP06/06/16 06:58 PM
1

Yuppidy yup yup. OP he helped you more than you deserve. OP, I'm willing to get you don't even lift, bro...
/r/askMRP06/06/16 04:34 PM
3

The entire marriage is in your wife's frame. Her emotions are paramount and she uses them to whiplash you around. There's no quick fix. She simply doesn't respect you. Go back to the drawing board. What have you read?
/r/askMRP06/06/16 03:47 PM
1

Oh stop you...you're going to make him plush... He is right though.
/r/MarriedRedPill06/06/16 03:04 AM
1

I'm in your head now. Ain't no escape.
/r/MarriedRedPill05/06/16 10:01 PM
1

I agree to an extent. But much of that crosses over into amused mastery to me. You can't pull that stuff off until you can easily verbally Agree and Amplify. I see Agree and Amplify as amused mastery's training wheels. OP doesn't quite get the difference so I drew a clear line for the benefit of his distinction.
/r/MarriedRedPill05/06/16 10:00 PM
1

My wordy words word well.
/r/MarriedRedPill05/06/16 09:50 PM
1

Excited?....sweet you can wield your erection in battle as a literal phallic sword. I pity those who are against that which we do not believe!
/r/MarriedRedPill05/06/16 09:27 PM
1

No it's not. How dare you agree with my sarcasm. I'm offended.
/r/MarriedRedPill05/06/16 08:51 PM
1

I say we stop with marriage debates and just launch right into an MRP Holy War... I think it will be very productive.
/r/MarriedRedPill05/06/16 08:47 PM
2

So agree and amplify is the act of taking a topic and verbally exploding it to an absurd level. You actually have to say something for this to work. Amused mastery is the physical or verbal manifestation of not giving a fuck. It can be as simple as saying "Uh huh..." or a look on your face. You are amused by whatever idiocy the person just said rather than being negatively affected. The other person's emotions have no control on your frame. It becomes painfully obvious to those in your presence …
/r/MarriedRedPill05/06/16 08:29 PM
1

Oh, you're getting that attitude from me. Make no mistake. If it's bothering you, tough shit. This is all basic stuff. Kill that precious little ego...
/r/MarriedRedPill05/06/16 01:24 AM
2

Your account is showing as a year old. Since the name has "red pill" in it, you're aware of the basics here. None of this should be catching you off guard...which means you haven't internalized jack squat. Time to head back to the drawing board and get busy reading the side bar and understanding how the male/female relationship truly works. Especially if you're about to be single... Time to switch religions again and start praying within the iron temple while hoping Broden blesses you his all po…
/r/MarriedRedPill05/06/16 01:17 AM
2

At this point he's being obtuse and ignoring the tenets taught here. She never loved him as the man...only how he made her feel. Him not believing in her Sky Captain makes her feel really bad not to mention all the social construct fall out. If he didn't see this coming even without Red Pill, then he has bigger fish to fry.
/r/MarriedRedPill05/06/16 12:50 AM
1

Oh, I bow before the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodley appendages. I communicate what I believe to others when it suits me. So I'm fully aware of what I wrote. Mostly I'm indifferent of what others think I believe. It has little impact on my daily life. But as the saying goes, there are many Gods in history others don't believe in...I just believe in one less than them. I don't go around listing all the gods I don't believe in. In short, telling your wife what you believe now has ramifications.…
/r/MarriedRedPill04/06/16 10:10 PM
5

Your wife married a Christian man and this was of importance to her. You knew this. You decided you no longer believe her God. You knew she would be deeply torn with you after such a radical change of belief. You decided still to come out and tell everyone that you know longer believe their God. So pretty much what one would expect to happen...happened. Alpha, beta...whatever. You no longer believe in something that she stakes her literal afterlife on. You did you and decided to verbally let eve…
/r/MarriedRedPill04/06/16 09:51 PM
3

I will offer one nuance to this though. My wife is objectively good at her career and makes decisions at work daily. She takes great pride in what she's accomplished professionally and I'm proud of her too. But when she is at home...all of that turns off and the lizard portion of her brain kicks in. She wants me to be The Decider...no mistakes about it. So I will amend your declaration to say: Women resent having to make decisions within the male/female relationship dynamic.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/06/16 08:31 PM
1

I agree with this completely. My wife works and is very successful. However, I've always handled all the money, decisions regarding where kid goes to school, anything related to house or repairs and even pick out her vehicle when it's time for a new one... Despite her making piles of money, there are times she freaks out at the thought of something happening to me because she's worried about handling everything.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/06/16 07:31 PM
1

Oh lord, I can't argue with that one. My mom is actually pretty great, but if my Dad was weak she'd shit test him into oblivion.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/06/16 05:32 PM
1

I love your mom...jokes.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/06/16 04:29 AM
1

Yes, once you get to the point where you're the one that controls the scoreboard AND then destroys that same scoreboard, the marriage is in your frame.
/r/MarriedRedPill04/06/16 02:33 AM
11

She doesn't love him because he didn't deserve it. If he takes care of her now (or hires people to help if he can afford it), it should because he simply has decided that's how he wants to handle the last days of his kid's mother. So long as she wasn't some raging bitch, I'd want to be able to tell my kid that his mom's last days were with us and we took care of her until the end. Don't know if that's being a white knight or what...but that's simply the story I'd want to be able to tell my kid..…
/r/MarriedRedPill03/06/16 09:45 PM
8

Here's all I got: Fuck Cancer. It took my best friend since childhood. Wish I had some good advice. Oh and one more thing: Fuck Cancer.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/06/16 08:56 PM
2

Letting go of THINGS that ultimately control you is an ideology I fully endorse. Letting go of my FREEDOM at the hands of someone with a gun, is NOT an ideology I am willing to endorse...at least not for some silly hookers or shitty drugs. Roll the dice for everything else. Eat some grass but skip the paint. End rant. Time to bang some hookers.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/06/16 01:37 PM
1

Agreed.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/06/16 04:16 AM
1

The military uses me for torture sessions now that water boarding is banned.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/06/16 03:38 AM
3

Wait...you have paint? I want some paint...gimme the paint...eat the paint...
/r/MarriedRedPill03/06/16 02:12 AM
2

My sarcasm is currently at 75%...I've actively brought it down. Trust me, no one wants to see 100%...it's a agree and amplifying nightmare. I actively have to change some of my self so I don't melt people's brains as they try to figure out if what I'm saying is real or sarcastic. Be the inner you but recognize you also have to be willing to fix some shit that needs fixing.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/06/16 01:30 AM
1

I like your message. However, I believe there is a big caveat that should not be underestimated. Any rule that you break that can result in another human pointing a weapon in your face and forcing you to do something you don't want to do is a law. If you break that law, you are now at risk at losing control of your person (jail) or property (fines). Being RedPill does not immunize you to the ramifications of getting caught banging a hooker or snorting some coke. Yes, I'm sure you can get away wi…
/r/MarriedRedPill03/06/16 01:13 AM
2

Oh what...you think I have just one only in Nevada? I of course have some additional beta sites...get it...beta...I'm so puny... Gay.
/r/MarriedRedPill02/06/16 02:37 PM
1

Silly me... I forgot we all live in the United States of Nevada... Gay.
/r/MarriedRedPill02/06/16 02:27 PM
3

Didn't forget. I have a compound there with all my weapons. My wives are instructed to head there with all 30 of my children once the government uprising begins. I just don't want all you fuckers clogging up my escape path.
/r/MarriedRedPill02/06/16 02:20 PM
5

Here's why you should not engage in prostitution if you live in the US: It's illegal. Now, I'm a Libertarian. That means I think just about everything should be legal and you should decide for yourself what you want to do. Less government intervention is better as far as I'm concerned. Drugs? Sure, have it and fuck yourself up. I could give a shit. Prostitution? Sure, have at it so long as there's no coercion of either party. Hell, I'll even agree to the government doing some regulations for med…
/r/MarriedRedPill02/06/16 01:40 PM
1

I once told him that it had ascended to the level of performance art...
/r/MarriedRedPill02/06/16 12:56 AM
5

Here's still here in spirit you fucking faggot...yup, still here.
/r/MarriedRedPill02/06/16 12:41 AM
1

You're not the only one getting downvotes. I'm telling you...ghost of WMP...is pissed.
/r/MarriedRedPill01/06/16 04:58 PM
1

Wonder who's down voting over this stuff? Ghost of /u/whinemoreplease is angry...
/r/MarriedRedPill01/06/16 04:30 PM
1

It's only a fantasy when you've not played it out...
/r/MarriedRedPill01/06/16 04:27 PM
1

Before or after my head is being mashed into a prison pillow?
/r/MarriedRedPill01/06/16 03:38 PM
1

You say that like it would be a choice. You think I want to go to jail and get jack hammered by bubba the love machine?
/r/MarriedRedPill01/06/16 03:19 PM
1

If some dude is pissed at me and says that to me in real life, there's a good chance I will go blank and wake up in jail. Then they will tell me the body count.
/r/MarriedRedPill01/06/16 02:55 PM
1

It's hard to argue with "be prepared." I'm a bit of a prepper to some degree and have wasted too much time on this site looking at sweet gear: http://everydaycarry.com/ The main thing I paused at was you helping 23 kids... It's awesome you helped some kids but damn how did you get time to have some fun? Were you on duty or are you some sort of magnet for kids with boo boos?
/r/MarriedRedPill01/06/16 02:50 PM
0

Did he create that monstrosity? Here's a tip. If you want me to get close to raging and losing frame, use that on me. "You do you" seems like a passive aggressive version of "fuck off." I'd prefer to just hear "fuck off." I'm glad "you do you" has not made it out into real life. Yet.
/r/MarriedRedPill01/06/16 02:34 PM
1

Make t-shirts and sell them on BluePill sub too, since they also like when we call each other fucking faggots.
/r/MarriedRedPill01/06/16 02:01 PM
1

...twas just a bit of sweet before the bitter.
/r/MarriedRedPill01/06/16 01:47 PM
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In the almost forgotten words of /u/whinemoreplease, you're a fucking faggot.
/r/MarriedRedPill01/06/16 12:17 PM
9

Ah, call girls... the steroids of MRP. Get what you want and maybe more with less work... You just have to be willing to spend some money and accept a lot of risk. A lot of risk. This is what I call UBB...Ultimate Beta Bux. No thank you.
/r/MarriedRedPill01/06/16 11:51 AM
2

I've read that book too several years ago and can also vouch that it's very good. It's also very good if you're curious about learning how to improve your chances of detecting deception from individuals. For example, everyone talks about micro-expressions as a means to find someone's true intent. But more often than not, the lower body is a better indicator since it's more involuntary. Example, feet stance and direction they're pointing... Not erections...well maybe erections.
/r/MarriedRedPill31/05/16 10:29 PM
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Be careful with all this BPD mindset, unless she's actually been diagnosed. Perhaps get her a diagnosis if you're convinced. Some really fantastic women can take on some shitty traits that will read like BPD after having to tolerate a weak man for extended periods of time. Just about any wife can get disgusted and eventually cruel after having to take on too many masculine traits to compensate for their wuss of a husband. Their building resentment manifests as cruelty to those in their presence.…
/r/MarriedRedPill31/05/16 06:35 PM
1

If this is your version of Dread during pregnancy, I don't think anyone will disagree.
/r/askMRP29/05/16 03:30 PM
1

They were avoiding me and I do love to play. I fixed it though.
/r/askMRP28/05/16 04:35 AM
6

"Like OMG...isn't he so hot...like maybe if you show some skin we can get him to do a threesome tonight. But tomorrow I'm bringing home that busty blonde over there...you should REALLY think about getting implants..." She sounds like a pill though. Not sure I'd stick it out with this one.
/r/MarriedRedPill27/05/16 07:18 PM
1

I agree. The other day I was thinking of putting something together and PMing Jack to see if he had changes...since this was his concept. Then I could post it giving him credit.
/r/askMRP27/05/16 02:21 PM
1

Not the one?
/r/askMRP27/05/16 02:24 AM
2

If I may interject for a brief moment, keep in mind we men do come with a built-in fire hose. Monkeying around with "water" is innate. And I'm out...
/r/RedPillWives27/05/16 01:49 AM
3

Thoughts? Yes...what about MRP's post history has you thinking this is the best place to get advice for pulling off three-ways with 16 year olds? Edit: Kid, put threesomes on the back burner. You have bigger fish to fry. You better be wrapping that dick up like it shoots out liquid gold. DO NOT GET ANY OF THESE GIRLS PREGNANT. You hear me? Put your GF on birth control AND use a condom. Don't fuck shit up more by knocking her up. Get your shit sorted out so you can survive and then worry about ba…
/r/askMRP26/05/16 10:50 PM
1

I'm your huckleberry...
/r/askMRP26/05/16 09:29 PM
4

This is rather simple actually. As any female human would say, it is All About Timing - AAT. To ensure proper Timing, you must each setup a free Google Calendar. This will allow input of each week's activities for both male and female humans. Now, once all the week's activities are entered, look for times when the female human you wish to orally penetrate is in the same vicinity as your midsection-stabby-stabber. Mark these overlapping times in Google Calendar. That's it. Since you are a male hu…
/r/askMRP26/05/16 07:21 PM
3

Nah, you meant to type DanTDM. Google it. The kids don't watch real tv anymore.
/r/askMRP26/05/16 03:04 AM
4

Oh you...I just want to give you a noogie.
/r/askMRP26/05/16 02:48 AM
5

Ha, I almost wrote TheAmazingKreskin. Honestly, not sure if it gives away my age. My knowledge of random pop culture is deep.
/r/askMRP26/05/16 02:42 AM
1

Sadly...those accounts don't get deleted...they just go on...and on... Also, living through you is fun.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/05/16 02:20 AM
6

Uh huh...
/r/askMRP26/05/16 02:19 AM
9

Alighty then. I'll just consider you way more insightful than me since you've already been able to determine his amazing MRP genius soley on his current 14 comments and of course the one deleted post titled "Wife punched me!". On your next username cycle, go ahead and try for CarnacTheMagnificent.
/r/askMRP26/05/16 02:12 AM
1

No, no...they have to be hard to find. Otherwise I'll get bored during red light stops.
/r/MarriedRedPill26/05/16 02:01 AM
5

That dude who wrote that was /u/whinemoreplease. He was a solid ass kicking machine with a good core when he let others see it now and then. He deleted his account recently and will be missed.
/r/askMRP26/05/16 01:57 AM
2

Must find more buttons... ;-)
/r/MarriedRedPill26/05/16 01:54 AM
6

I see but I've not offered any debate against dudes cycling usernames. I don't care about that. It appears you know his previous username by the way you speak of him. Ok... If that is accurate and he was a controversial EC that changed it to avoid doxxing, why mention it or even give anyone a clue to it? If he's as knowledgeable as you say, it will be apparent soon enough. TELLING us all about his super, fantastic awesomeness is simply negotiating desire on his behalf. It is weak and ignores a b…
/r/askMRP26/05/16 01:53 AM
6

He has a total of 14 comments and a deleted post titled "Wife punched me!" This is odd.
/r/askMRP26/05/16 01:08 AM
2

Ha...you big lug you... I'll stop pushing this button once I know it no longer works. Kisses...
/r/MarriedRedPill26/05/16 12:33 AM
6

Read this: https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/4cwweo/why_defaulting_to_a_negative_view_on_women_eg/
/r/askMRP26/05/16 12:20 AM
2

First, "cigs & pot" are bad. Stop that. Second, your post almost sounds like that of a super religious guy who married the super religious gal that freaks out from porn. EXCEPT I then get to the part where your wife is aware of the "cigs & pot"... And now I'm wondering what else in your life doesn't make any sense... Third, this post will explain why you feel like shit after the whole "she WILL let me stick it in her" bit. https://www.forums.red/p/TheRedPill/3947/every_unhappy_wife_is_a_rape_vic…
/r/askMRP25/05/16 04:02 PM
1

In case you're serious, give me an example...
/r/askMRP25/05/16 03:11 PM
2

Also, his mom being his age and so hot wigged me the fuck out.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/05/16 02:57 PM
2

Ha...I remember that now... I need to rewatch it. That director did another movie called In Time. Another cool concept but the execution was heavy handed and a bit silly.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/05/16 02:12 PM
4

I know. Just call me Private Joker. Giving you shit for funsies...
/r/MarriedRedPill25/05/16 02:02 PM
2

I'm very excited to not know what that means. Perhaps one day you can show me.
/r/MarriedRedPill25/05/16 01:41 PM
3

There's a little /u/jacktenofhearts in you. I like you. (Also me saying that will piss Stoney off...which means I'm still following his advice and being a little evil.)
/r/MarriedRedPill25/05/16 01:35 PM
3

99% of the time...yes.
/r/askMRP25/05/16 01:04 PM
2

Boobs. A good 90% of the time I'm thinking about boobs. Boobs are fantastic. Huh, well looky there...I see you have some boobs.
/r/askMRP25/05/16 01:00 PM
9

You linked to one of my favorite movies: Gattaca. In reference to that beach scene, here's the full relevant quote on how the weaker brother was able to beat his genetically superior (literally) brother in their swimming races: "You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton: I never saved anything for the swim back." In every sense of the word, we die a little every day. Life is a one way trip so no point in saving anything for the nonexistent trip back... Oh since I'm always a litt…
/r/MarriedRedPill25/05/16 02:57 AM
2

I'm gay for ball busting and seamen...or is it semen? I get confused.
/r/MarriedRedPill24/05/16 02:07 PM
4

That's the other 25% in case you were wondering...
/r/MarriedRedPill23/05/16 08:59 PM
4

But I'm still oh so loveable...
/r/MarriedRedPill23/05/16 08:50 PM
3

Nothing.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/05/16 08:09 PM
4

Hmm... I would have waited another day or two for an additional news cycle to complete before popping back by to commence giving regular old RP advice. Nothing against your advice. As the timing stands now, the machinations of the intent appear transparent. Then again, I am a cynical asshole.
/r/MarriedRedPill23/05/16 07:59 PM
1

Just in general. There have been a few guys who have used dread as you've done when it was not needed. One theory was their count was low and the guy harbored resentment that they misplaced on their wives, perhaps. They then proceeded to rub their wive's faces in dread even when the situation didn't call for it thinking they were Red Pilling correctly. They weren't of course. Anyway, the theory doesn't apply to you it appears. But I was curious.
/r/askMRP23/05/16 07:18 PM
1

Does the thought of that piss you off?
/r/askMRP23/05/16 07:04 PM
1

Testing someone else's theory so humor me. Before your wife, how many women did you have sex with? You could of course lie, but for the sake of science and those who come after you, be honest and specific.
/r/askMRP23/05/16 06:48 PM
1

https://youtu.be/wv-34w8kGPM
/r/askMRP23/05/16 05:13 PM
1

Humor and sarcasm have been distilling someone's version of truth since Man could reason. It's overt and covert communication all wrapped in one. The Daily Show, Last Week Tonight and even Bill Burr are modern, popular examples. It's all just a little sugar to make the Pill go down.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 11:08 PM
16

You're getting the sex you want and still applying crazy dread levels to a wife who is taking care of your 6-month old kid... You are the monster we sometimes create. Knock it off.
/r/askMRP22/05/16 10:41 PM
2

I was being an ass munch but those are solid rules.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 10:20 PM
4

Alcohol is beta - I want to see if I can replace this marriage debate with that topic instead.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 09:50 PM
10

Jackass.
/r/askMRP22/05/16 09:42 PM
1

I'm stuck on "half cut on my terrace patio". What does that mean? No snark.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 09:35 PM
4

Sigh. Have at it. But just know this itching sucks.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 09:14 PM
1

I actually really like that. Honestly, I wish the US was more like Canada. I'm not a fan of our sprawling industrial military complex. As five year me likes to say: Me no likely war.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 09:13 PM
6

He will say yes. He will make a good argument for why there is nuance. Nothing will be resolved. Rinse and repeat a few weeks from now. And each time we take a lap at this we all start to grow a little dimple that will end up forming a full fledged pussy. In fact, my dimple is starting to itch.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 09:02 PM
1

Mentally I'm still 5.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 08:58 PM
6

Worms because they're phallic. I function entirely at the behest of the nearest phallic symbol.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 08:53 PM
7

I await the answer of your baited question with bated breath...
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 08:38 PM
3

I'm still waiting for proof that the Canadian military isn't a myth. Ya'll up there using kayaks with machine guns mounted to the front. Hopefully you're sporting some Trijicon scopes at least.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 08:31 PM
3

There you go again....using all your metrosexual jargon...
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 06:59 PM
2

I got it: Marriage is soooo fucking gay... That will be the title of my next post. Or it'll be: I Would Do it Again...and again...and again. Where I go on to explain why we all need at least 3 wives to ensure you can easily have sex 3x a day and not wear out any one wife's naughty bits from too much friction.
/r/MarriedRedPill22/05/16 03:25 AM
2

TheBluePill is a satire sub. Any attempt to actively debate them is a form of negotiation. You can't negotiate their desire. You can only attend their club meetings if you're up for some self satire...which is actually fun as shit. Tests your amused mastery skills.
/r/MarriedRedPill21/05/16 01:27 AM
3

What kind of gay joke you looking for... So far it is not self evident. I don't just do random "Bluepill are gay" stuff...that's trite. It has to have a specific target and said target normally ends up not knowing what to do with all the gay I fling at them. Edit: Apparently a lot of stuff has gone down? TFA on bluepill? I'm chilling with the family. Either way you guys are all gay.
/r/MarriedRedPill20/05/16 11:21 PM
1

Please don't tell me why you know how much Real Dolls cost... ;-)
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 11:38 PM
2

That's just masterbation using your wife. I said sex.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 11:00 PM
1

I'll go gentle...you bring the astroglide.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 10:46 PM
5

When you're married, sex is only an issue when you're not having it. Refute that statement.
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 09:53 PM
0

If you're the real Cad, we can take turns butt fucking all night long. In the circular continuum of sexuality, we'll be so alpha we'll come full circle and bump up against gay. Oh yeah...
/r/MarriedRedPill19/05/16 01:22 PM
1

What made you decide that? Also, I don't know if I know the difference really. It kind of just all rolls together.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 11:18 PM
6

You already made that promise once on the day you got married. From what I can tell, people still get divorced all the time. You think the second time you said it changes anything? If you two aren't adding value to one another's lives, divorce will still manage to jump back up on the table.
/r/askMRP18/05/16 11:02 PM
1

Yeah, I do agree that word is used too much as a crutch by him.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 08:34 PM
2

This relates to your edit... You know...I once read some history that talked about Spartans. The movie 300 of course hits on this. Those fuckers were tough as nails and so were their wives. While those ripped up beasts were off fighting wars non-stop, their wives ran the entire nation state. When a warrior was honored from battle, his mother was honored as well since she raised that ass kicker. Which meant the mom's were motivated to raise tough as nails men. Now everything I read could have bee…
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 07:45 PM
1

Check out Jim Jeffries if you haven't already. He also did a short lived TV show called "Legit" that I thought was well done.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 07:25 PM
2

That guy is fucking hilarious. I just rewatched his specials on Netflix recently. I need to get me a chopper...
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 07:04 PM
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My theory: Vacations are effectively a full life packed into compressed time. There's a beginning and end with all the fun events packed in between. It's a miniaturized test run of if you definitively "got this..." Your wife's lizard brain is on high alert: "Can he lead the family in fun filled events successfully for JUST one week? Uh oh...he can't....fuck fuck fuck...did I just pick a life long loser? Is this confirmation? He better turn this around pronto..."
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 05:51 PM
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Enough with the whoa is me and get busy doing something about this. If she is literally a bad influence on your children, get a lawyer and start working strategy on how she doesn't get custody.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 02:10 AM
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Well all of that sounds like the equivalent of being smacked around with a bag of dicks. No can do I. I'd say boobye.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 01:59 AM
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Ruh roh. Blooper bait...I look forward to their post on all this. OP, I honestly hope you're not experiencing real emotional abuse. If you are, exit stage left.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 01:35 AM
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Hmm. We should probably graph this and do a full on regression analysis so we can make sure you say it at the exact right time. I know one thing...never say it after midnight, that's bad news. Don't ask us when to tell your woman you love her. Men are the romantics of the sexes so tell her whenever you fucking want to and you feel that desire.
/r/askMRP18/05/16 12:43 AM
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So you're asking if a shit test from your wife is tantamount to emotional abuse to you? Eh, toughen up and learn how to deal with them. They are "beta traps" innately set by women to snare a tastey beta for her to feast upon (That's a treat for you my blooper friends...). If you know what you're doing, you should see it, walk around it and laugh at the thought of some idiot getting stuck in that mess. It's not abuse when you can just flat out ignore whatever she's flinging at you verbally.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/05/16 12:18 AM
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Every time she calls you "asshole" let it trigger the mental image of a little Devil sitting on your Shoulder who loves Sex. What would that little horny devil say to twist things around and turn whatever she's got an issue with to something playfully or throw her for a loop? Say that instead of fully engaging HER argument.
/r/MarriedRedPill17/05/16 11:56 PM
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Yeah, not sure who's doing the downvotes. Wasn't even being offensive...yet.
/r/askMRP17/05/16 11:52 PM
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