I have been in a relationship for about 6 months and I want your opinion on my woman because I have been asking myself what I should do about her since I started dating her, and it's starting to get more serious around this time. So lets start with the pros:

She gives me complete control in almost every aspect of our lives

She lets me access facebook,phone, any private information of hers

She has sex any time I ask her and will do almost anything I ask (bj, anal, vaginal, kinky)

She is beautiful but more on that in the cons

Anything I say she does basically

She is sweet and loves me more than any woman ever has (including my x-wife)

She never shit tests me or tests me or spies on me. She trusts me completely.

She would never cheat on me.

I can manipulate her very easily.

So what is the downside to this unicorn? Well she had a car crash and traumatic brain injury in high school. What does this mean to our relationship? The cons:

She has a minor speech impediment from the TBI. (sort of like a really thick southern accent but very slow) She has trouble talking so she can't really hold up her side of any conversation. She doesn't talk much.(I know she sounds perfect) She isn't dumb, she has a bachelor's degree, but she has trouble forming words. Everyone always jokes about wanting a quiet woman, and I have one, and I miss having really deep conversations with other women.

Her other big problem is, while she is beautiful, she doesn't know how to be sexy. For any guy who has ever dated a model/actress/pornstar especially, they understand the difference between sexy and beautiful. Because of her TBI she walks around, like a man sort of, she can wear high heels, but she isn't graceful at all. She is clumsy. When we are having sex, she makes really stupid faces. It's hard to explain but it is just completely not sexy.

Finally, she is a blank slate. The rhetoric on RTP is that all woman to some degree are blank slates for men to fill with culture. I agree with this, but my woman has basically nothing SHE LIKES on her own. Everything we watch, EVERYTHING, is my choice, everything we do, everything we eat, is my choice. When I go to a restaurant, I order water no ice. She started ordering water no ice at restaurants. She is a complete blank.

You know, aside from the lack of ability to be sexy this sounds like a perfect woman, but the truth is, this "perfect" woman is extremely boring. My opinions are her opinions. I dress her, I tell her what make up to wear. It feels not real. It's hard to explain. I sometimes feel like one of those guys who dates a sex doll. A part of me misses a girl who talks too much, or has her own opinions and likes and dislikes. What do you think of this manic pixy dream girl. What do you guys think about this relationship? Am I complaining about everything I should want? If you have any more questions about her or our relationship feel free to ask.