Beer Goggles

cuztrp · 2019-10-08T13:56:40+00:00

This is the wrong time to "own it" and "take it to the chin" sort of behaviour, in my opinion.

Instead, be the nicest guy in the company from here on out and when someone asks you what's up, tell them it's the strange and magnificent effects of the alcohol, and you "kinda remember what happened that night, but not really. If was fun though!" And flip subjects. They can't straight out ask you if you guys have fucked now can they? They'll just keep asking you questions to enquire more about what happened, so try to dead-ended responses and if they insist on knowing what happened, then drop the nuclear and tell them you don't wanna talk about it. They saw you leaving with her, not fucking her.

Get ready for this comment section to roast you first for getting drunk in a corporate environment then you give you an answer.

Good luck.

MattyAnon · 2019-10-08T15:40:09+00:00

We caught an uber back to mine and fucked. The next morning I woke up to this hideous wilderbeast who is probably a 4/10. I instantly felt this weird twist in my stomach of disgust.

hahaha.... 4/10 Wildebeast ....... god help you if you ever pull a 3.

Now I have to go face the music tomorrow and I have a feeling that it's not gonna be good. I have a lot of bitchy sluts at work who gossip and I don't want to be the centre of discussion - which if i'm being real I probably already am.

Oh, the gossip is going to happen. Worst is if she brags about it, but she might not.

You could always deny having sex..... but make it funny "We just cuddled" or "it's ok, I'm still a virgin".

Be very careful here though - this is the workplace, you shat where you eat, and there are possible HR consequences if this girl is unhappy.

Best to never confirm having had sex.

Bear-With-Bit · 2019-10-08T15:35:24+00:00

Act like nothing happened. If someone brings it up or teases you about it, shrug your shoulders and move on.

thebadguy89 · 2019-10-08T16:04:15+00:00

"I don't want to be the centre of discussion"

Too late

Deny everything. Say "OMG I was so drunk. What you said we were making out? I don't even remember that. Wait which girl are you talking about? I have no idea who that is. All I know is I somehow made it back home safe. Never getting drunk again, that was very unprofessional of me."

Meanwhile start sending out resumes.

frognads · 2019-10-08T17:39:17+00:00

Been there, but fortunately nobody else at the function saw me hook up with the girl. Unfortunately you made your bed and have to lay in it. I would be inclined to go towards the previous comment. Brush it off as being a crazy night, you're a lightweight and don't get that drunk. Kiss ass 20% more than usual around the office for a wee while.

Don_Draper27 · 2019-10-08T18:56:19+00:00

You deserve it. And like all stormy weathers, best you can do is get through it.

Domebeers · 2019-10-08T20:18:36+00:00

Damn, you need a new job. No woman there is going to want to fuck the guy who fucked hilda the wildabeast.

Rodent9 · 2019-10-08T13:55:02+00:00

Don’t ____ where you ___.

juccal · 2019-10-08T19:48:07+00:00

Couldn't you deny it? Or say A gentleman never tells?

HIJKelemenoP · 2019-10-08T15:44:51+00:00

Always own it. Own everything. Don’t be a bitch, bitch.

SeriousAccount0 · 2019-10-08T17:14:56+00:00

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Title	Beer Goggles
Author	Nooshy108
Upvotes	18
Comments	28
Date	October 8, 2019 1:37 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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