Very familiar with shit tests. I get them all the time, but only recently have been focusing on actually passing them. This new girl I met knows I was a frat boy, and used to fuck with a few girls she went to school with, so now she has that image of me that I’m experienced and have a high body count or maybe even “player” image. She’s never expressed that’s how she sees me but her shit tests infer that. Recently got tested last night with “pretty sure you’ve gotten like half of the std’s” she said it in a playful joking manner so I agreed and amplified with “half? I’ve got all of them, hiv and aids, 2 different strains.” Obviously making my answer absurd. Pass or fail?