Comes home from work at 5, drinks first beer, turns cod on, smokes weed, makes KD-like meal, drinks/games/rages/smokes all night every night. He has like 7-9 beers a night and by 11PM he's yelling and literally crying because he lost at cod or MLB or some bs.

We never talk about anything important or interesting. The most he does is slide his headset off between cod rounds to give me a quick rundown of how/why he died, how his team sucks, how some kid's a faggot etc. and I don't give a fuck ever at all.

He literally says the same things every day! Not even new stories about his boring ass vidya games, just the SAME SHIT. "This guy was running through here, then I went up, but he went down and POPPED ME!"

God I fucking hate him lately. We were friends in HS and college roommates, but he's fucking devolved into a raging gaming alcoholic loser. He also has oneitis for our neighbors WHO HE ISNT DATING OR FUCKING. They are our age, typical 25 ish bar slut nearing wall entitled women, and they come knock on our door to borrow shit or just to annoy my RM.

I started ignoring these girls, because they are just annoying as fuck and I have no interest in fucking them, but my roommate listens to their every command. For example they came over the other day, said "oo you guys need some posters on this wall" and my RM's immediate reaction was "Yeah you're right I can go buy some right now." and he did. IDC about the posters, but this dude takes orders from these girls.

Also I forget the word, but he's a man child and brings a ton of childhood traits with him into adulthood. He 'baby talks' a lot, whining and using high pitch voice like a child. Anytime he is confronted seriously about anything (by me usually) instead of discussing, getting angry or debating he literally whines and says things half-sarcastically. "Like, Oh My God, I never pick up my trash, like woooow" like a TOTAL FUCKING FAG.

So to sum up this pointless rant: rm games, rages, drinks every day, worships girls he isn't even fucking, literally cannot have a real discussion he just repeats call of duty 'stories' or tells me how much the 12 year old kid he's playing against is a pussy because x and y.

Man, pro tip for you 17-20 year olds: LIVE ALONE.