HELP. Found unicorn, need strength.

FuckboyAWALT · 2018-06-26T10:33:59+00:00

GFTOW. Lift. Cold shower. Meditate.

Oh and by the way, right now your unicorn is getting railed the shit out of her by 4 guys. One is fucking her ass, one is fucking her V, one is fucking her mouth and the last one is cumming on her face while she is responding to your messages.

wagyumaster · 2018-06-26T09:27:07+00:00

you're getting oneitis at work? I thought you said you spent a year becoming alpha..lol this sub is gonna tear you apart for this

zaze12 · 2018-06-26T10:16:57+00:00

I'm about to try? Go to the gym,working out end only when you die. You found your unicorn? When you find a unicorn is the same thing as you saw a ghost: they doesn't exist so or you have poor eyesight or you are stupid gullible. Go to the doctor (side bar+gym+real life experience with a lot of chicks). Chick in the workplace? Come on read sidebar and use search button

Kabuki431 · 2018-06-26T13:16:06+00:00

Dont shit where u eat.

Chad1738 · 2018-06-26T15:39:18+00:00

how are you happy with your growth if you don’t lift, you shit where you eat, annddddd you think you found a unicorn. Come on dude. Stop lying to yourself and go make some real changes. Go reread the sidebar, rational male, and the top posts on both the main page and the asktrp page.

Chit-Chad · 2018-06-26T16:36:56+00:00

Go home, read the sidebar again, punch yourself, look in the mirror and repeat: "I should not shit where I eat".

PS: There are no unicorns, only mares with a waffle cone taped to their heads. We've all learned that the hard way. Hard next, monk mode on until you get the basics back.

Chit-Chad · 2018-06-26T17:21:12+00:00

We've all been where you are so consider this harshness as a proverbial slap across your face, out of care. Remember, mindset is everything. You need to truly believe in the abundance available to you and your own value. You are better than this, you can do better than this. Back to the iron temple you go, put in the work, replace this girl with things you genuinely like. It takes time and restraint, and so you need to introduce some discipline back into your life. Fuck all else.

JamesP2018 · 2018-06-28T03:30:14+00:00

She was your unicorn mate. There will never be another like her. She was a special kind of special. She could've been the one to replace your mother's role in your life. The odds were never in your favour, but maybe you could've played your cards a bit differently, maybe you could've learned enough along the way to keep her soft angelic smile focused on your face. Maybe you missed out on the only thing that could've given your life purpose. Sometimes we get second chances though so don't lose hope. It's gonna take time, money, and a massive amount of Disney films but maybe, just maybe, there's hope. Here is what you must do.

Stalk her on social media. You must know EVERYTHING about her in case an opportunity comes up to impress her or someone she knows with your detailed knowledge of her every movement. Look up her family too, don't wanna forget anyone's birthdays! A mistake like that could blow the whole plan.
Send her romantic letters in the mail every day, HAND WRITTEN! Ideally these should each be a minimum of a full sheet of writing paper front and back, any shorter and she might doubt your devotion.
Put the word out that you will not move on with your life without her. Where other tactics fail, the sheer stubbornness and strength required to accomplish such a nature defying act may just tip the scale. Take care however, the results may be slow at first and could possibly even take years to pay off, but one slip up and the chance for reconciliation could be gone forever.
Take advantage of your mutual contacts to get invited to the same parties, use the knowledge gained from step 1 to show up in places she frequently habits. This must be planned with care so that it appears accidental and without forethought. She must not get the idea that you are disrespecting her wishes. Use this time to talk about things she has liked or mentioned in social media as if these are things you yourself like. Act surprised if she mentions her own interest in these things. The more like her you present yourself to be, the more likely for her to fall in love with you. If she gets suspicious don't overplay it, there will be lots of opportunities to accidentally meetup in the future.
Learn the underlying mechanics of all things Disney and of romantic comedies in general. Niceness is performed at the master level in these works of art and it's power must not be underestimated. Take special note of how the hero in these masterpieces of illumination breaks the final boundary of getting his love to understand the true value of the love he brings to the table.
Do things for her mom on mothers day or her birthday. Fathers day is ok too if she's a single mother. Be her mom's best friend and go to any lengths conceivable to ensure her mom is taken care of. Don't neglect to do this for her other family members and friends. The nice things you do for them is a great way to show how valuable your friendship and love is. It also helps with any initial resistance her family and friends might have and turns that into encouragement for you two to get back together instead.
Always remember True Love Conquers All. Keep your innocence or whatever is left of it and give it only to her, never compromise, and stay the course. Even hearts of stone can be melted in the presence of an undying flame.

Print this list out and tape it to your mirror when you go out in the morning. Someday she just might be yours again and you don't want to lose her again! Keep in mind though, it was love and your kind helpful spirit that brought her back to you, so keep any evidence of this list or talk of masturbating to fantasies of her to yourself. It's counter intuitive but sometimes they don't like that. This girl is special though, so it's anyone's guess. Gods speed sir, you are in uncharted territory, may you live the dream that so many of us can only masturbate to.

Title	HELP. Found unicorn, need strength.
Author	anthaRACKS
Upvotes	0
Comments	17
Date	June 26, 2018 8:36 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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