How does a 26 year old (almost 27) virgin with Avoidant Personality Disorder become Alpha?

PolishDistiller · 2014-08-13T09:27:45+00:00

Do you think you Avoidant Personality Disorder or did a doc tell you. Are you on meds?

followtheRaven · 2014-08-13T08:57:53+00:00

If that's what makes you happy, go ahead and stay home. Less competition for me.

Just know that while you are grinding in a video game, I'm grinding in real life. When you buy your avatar a nice set of clothes, I will be doing the same in real life. And as your character develops and becomes stronger, so will I. By the time fellow players will be in awe of your awesome in-game persona, so will men and women admire me in real life. For each boss you will slay, I will get laid.

However, when your game ends you'll wonder what you have achieved and feel sad and depressed. When I look back I'll just have a shit-eating grin on my face.

MrEiffel · 2014-08-13T10:55:01+00:00

Life as a potato, I sit underground where I suck up nutrients to get fatter and fatter untill the day comes when someone pulls me up and I face the reality of becoming French Fries.

Easy and Safe, but the flashback of your life when you're on your deathbed, "I own at WoW"?

SFofallplaces · 2014-08-13T22:37:23+00:00

I’m not being glib, here, and this may be bad advice, but: Go fuck a prostitute. Get that V-anxiety knocked out. You will have a warm glow of, yeah, I did it, after fucking.

CrazySunshine99 · 2014-08-13T17:45:04+00:00

Slowly, and not by accident.

Title	How does a 26 year old (almost 27) virgin with Avoidant Personality Disorder become Alpha?
Author	Coldone666
Upvotes	5
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Date	August 13, 2014 8:15 AM UTC (12 years ago)
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