How to answer these two shit tests?

redhawkes · 2018-06-19T22:04:51+00:00

"bjs, anal and sandwiches" / need more context for this one tho
"I'm more like a coach at this point" or "Only on Friday and Saturday", "How do you know that I play piano?"

2ndcunuck · 2018-06-19T22:06:19+00:00

I’m looking for a female
Yeah Imma player of Mario Cart, It’ll be fun kicking your butt when you come over.

BrutalMan420 · 2018-06-19T22:05:43+00:00

A woman with a yacht and a hundred million dollars so i can stay home in the mansion on the payroll with the maid.
I’m a serial monogamist

Rhodricc · 2018-06-19T22:15:10+00:00

In my experience, the number one way to pass tests it to never let it rock your boat. That’s why they’re testing you, to try to rock your boat and throw you off your center. Don’t let them. Answer in a playful and confident way.

If I was just meeting a girl for the first time and she asked “what do you want in a relationship”, I’d brush it off with something like “whoa I haven’t even bought you a drink yet! Pump the brakes Speed Racer.” Then just gently change the conversation to a lighter and fun subject.
If a girl asks if you’re a player, again brush it off with some humor. I’d say something like “Nah, I played football in high school, but it’s been a while”, and smile at her playfully.

Don’t get serious when answering questions like that. Be fun. Be confident. If you show her that she can’t rock your boat, it’ll build attraction.

beautifulmanlet · 2018-06-20T04:53:53+00:00

Probably a dude. Who knows? I’m still exploring
Absolutely. I have 3 separate families I’ve fathered. Are you ok with 5somes?

RivenHalf · 2018-06-20T05:54:44+00:00

Don't seek out canned responses, learn how to deal with shit test. Namely agree and amplify and cocky and funny

youcantdenythat · 2018-06-20T02:02:31+00:00

I like to meet people first and see where it goes.
I play a little blackjack.

redpillrobert · 2018-06-20T03:32:47+00:00

"who says i want a relationship"
"probably"

abudun79 · 2018-06-20T06:20:39+00:00

Say something honest, imagine how your perfect relationship is going to be. Trust, lots of kinky sex, nice flat, 2 children, whatever it is. It does not mean you want that with her... does it?

PhaedrusHunt · 2018-06-20T09:43:41+00:00

1) Fun. 2) No, I never date more than forty or fifty women at a time. That's normal, right?

nofilmynofucky · 2018-06-20T19:06:41+00:00

Dude, don't focus on specifics: focus on attitude. Communicating with women is 99% attitude and 1% content.

The sidebar talks about amused mastery/agree and amplify. basically don't take her questions seriously, make fun of her, and if (when) she insults you, go along with it.

Title	How to answer these two shit tests?
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Date	June 19, 2018 9:56 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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