How to bring up splitting bill?

900_year_old_vampire · 2017-09-14T20:37:57+00:00

i mean, this is a dumb question because if youre literally taking women out on dates then youre doing it wrong. especially if you met on tinder. just meet up for sex like a normal person. if you actually enjoy going out to food/drinks/bowling/whatever with women though, then by all means do it. if you want to split the bill just produce the cash for your half, and expect her to produce the half for hers. if she looks to you to pay for her half, just look at her like shes actually fucking retarded. a few seconds should do the trick

DadOnDabs · 2017-09-15T00:26:16+00:00

Never do food first dates.

1) they are awkward and dont allow for much talking.

2) you are obligated to stay the whole time.

3) most girls on tinder use it as a way to get free food

4) it kills attraction (yes you look ugly eating)

5) make her pay for her $2 coffee first and she'll already have it in mind next time that she pays for her shit. Just tell her "you go first" and let her order and pay. If she waits around like she expects you to or the barista asks what you want just say they are seperate.

Retspihi · 2017-09-14T20:36:15+00:00

"hey you got half?"

Be a man. These bitches aren't your girlfriend or wife.

I haven't paid for a date in nearly 2 years. I just say I don't have the extra cash to blow, I got you next time?

A shallow chick won't agree and I'll just cut her off anyway

jb_trp · 2017-09-14T21:45:59+00:00

I always have a knack for telling when a girl isn't going to even offer to pay: It's when there's zero interest from her in me as a person or romantic partner (ironically, the girls who are most interested always seem to offer to pay). And I know I'm not going to get laid or even worry about a second date. And so those are the ones that I love to split the bills with... Bonus points if they act pissy because it just shows how shallow they really are.

When the bill comes, just let it sit there for 5-10 minutes. See what they do. And then look them into their eyes and say, "Let's split the bill." If they pout or give you lip, just say, "What you're not a strong, independent woman?" It'll be funny, because the more fuss a woman gives about being treated as an equal, the more it reveals what a shitty person she is. It's 2017, not 1917, women can pay for themselves when you meet them the first time.

LordThunderbolt · 2017-09-14T21:41:16+00:00

Just put down your card and tell the waiter how much to charge you (the stuff you actually ate)

Terdmuffin · 2017-09-15T03:46:24+00:00

When the server asks if you're ready for the check, or you ask them for it, just let them know it's a split check. There's no need for a discussion.

ScottDurden · 2017-09-15T03:50:41+00:00

If she's on tinder you can skip the lunch.

pointster_VSK · 2017-09-15T15:40:35+00:00

You have alot of these online girls who go out just for free meals. I would never take a girl out to eat on a first date. Coffee, ice cream, a drink. Something small just to have a convo and feel out the vibes. If she's not selfish, she'll offer to pay for her own. If she's generous she'll offer to pay the tab period. But let's say i do find a girl i want to go out and eat with. I usually say i got the food and she has the drinks. I always let them know its 50/50, if they don't agree, then their intentions is to take advantage and im not a sucker to be taken advantage of.

Dmva100 · 2017-09-14T20:45:46+00:00

This is what you should say:

"You get it this time. I would never pay for a woman on a date because that enforces old gender stereotypes of the man being the provider and that is oppressive to women."

Title	How to bring up splitting bill?
Author	Reemo134
Upvotes	3
Comments	15
Date	September 14, 2017 8:35 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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