How to cheat discreetly?

beigesun · 2020-07-07T03:29:52+00:00

Keep it on Snapchat, turn off location, only texts no snaps, invite her over bada bing bada boom. Cheating is ubiquitous unfortunately, & very hard to get caught nowadays without knowing exactly where to look in the phone. So long as you keep your fuck buddy at a distance emotionally you’re chillin

smhfamswag · 2020-07-07T04:21:28+00:00

Sounds like you’re a high value male. Bitch gone run her mouth (girls love bragging about dealing with high status men) and drama will ensue.

In the rare case she doesn’t, like some other poster said, keep it on snap, turn off location, do not get emotionally invested. If you start cuddling with the chick and doing lovey dovey shit, she’s gonna catch feelings and snitch.

robot3000_01 · 2020-07-07T11:55:40+00:00

Tough shit. She's gonna have to deal with it. Women get the CC and get to taste all the cock for free without trying.

I'm 29, seeing a girl right now, and let me tell you, after being rejected hard from 21-27, I haven't had my turn yet, I know she got her fill on the CC, and there's no way I'm not having my cake and not eating it.

That's the price women pay for cheap abundant sex and rejecting sub 8/10 men year after year

IXseed · 2020-07-07T05:11:54+00:00

Why not open up the relationship? Swing, threesomes, etc. That way you don't gotta cheat and still get some side. If your girl is as amazing as you say, she'll be down.

Blue-Raft · 2020-07-07T05:50:56+00:00

OP I would recommend talking her into being ok with you fucking some girls on the side, it’s risky but it’s far better than cheating, not in terms of mortality, but rather her finding out and it blowing up in your face.

TxnyMontana · 2020-07-07T13:17:10+00:00

She's gonna find it sooner or later. I'd suggest you to break up.

It's normal to feel like you wanna fuck all day with any sexy girl you see in the streets, but the deal about healthy LTR is that you decide not to do it.

At first you will do it, you will fuck other girls. Then you'll start living with fear and worry that she'll notice it. It will make you actually don't enjoy fucking the other girls that much. Been there done that.

That's my advice OP, anyway if you're gonna make it, some users gave you a proper advice. Keep it low profile, and don't get the other girls attached to you. Just a casual fuck

bottled_butts · 2020-07-07T03:30:31+00:00

If you don't care about morality then heed my warning. I cheated on a LTR 10+ years ago and it still haunts my reputation to this day.

Don't be a pussy. Break up and then hook up.

cat_magnet · 2020-07-07T07:57:39+00:00

I got busted last year when my mistress contacted my wife and tried to have herself admitted as a third wheel. Not sure if her real plan was to cause my wife to leave me but what a total pain in the ass after that. If we didn't have a kid I would have bailed. Moving forward I don't give my real name or any identifying information to side pieces.

DerekMorganBAU · 2020-07-07T15:26:51+00:00

Serial cheater here. Never got caught. I just told on myself to end a LTR that I didn't care for anymore.

The best lies are sprinkled with the truth.

Meaning, your routine can give you an alibi. If you gym everyday from 6-8PM then there goes your cheating alibi. I used to tell my exes about an "arcade" that I never actually went to but I'd tell them I was there.

Then when they get suspicious and say "show me this arcade" I would take them to one that I already knew existed.

It's easy to disguise cheating amongst your routine, it's just when you SUDDENLY break routine that causes suspicion.

The_Entertainer217 · 2020-07-07T19:57:12+00:00

Either open up the relationship or get out of it. Aside from any ethical issues maintaining a web of lies is going to fuck with your own mental health in the long run. Just be honest about it, she can either be ok with it or you need to break up.

Feartones · 2020-07-07T03:36:15+00:00

Wouldn't recommend it, honestly. I cheated on my ex last summer, got caught, and the drama that followed was annoying as fuck. I didn't say a word about it, but the girl ran her mouth and word got back around. Either try to keep your libido under control, or break up with her and spin plates. Trying to cover your tracks after cheating is draining and it's best to avoid that mess.

But if you really don't care and decided to cheat, then make sure you don't keep any record of new chicks in your phone. Make sure it isn't someone who could possibly have a connection to your LTR.

Again, just realize and understand the consequences of getting caught.

Good luck

inbredostrptw · 2020-07-07T08:10:11+00:00

If you like this girl (I assume you do since you’ve been in a relationship for 2 years), then i wouldn’t cheat. You will regret it if you hurt someone you care about. If you don’t care that much, then just break up with her.

I gotta go with the comments saying to explain it to her and try to get her to open up the relationship. If she doesn’t want to, then there’s your reason to break up with her

robot3000_01 · 2020-07-29T09:41:17+00:00

No. She chose to see an ad hominem where she felt like it as she disagrees with the opinion. She also likes to heavily censor.

Bruchibre · 2020-07-07T10:03:30+00:00

Make sure the girl knows you are in a LTR, so she won't tell anyone to protect her own reputation. Don't tell anyone else. Make sure the girls never meet each other. If possible do it in another city. And last but not least, never confess even under torture.

It's between you and yourself, it's your problem, you are the one doing shit. So either you can take it and it will be fine, or you can't take it, in which case don't do it. Protect your LTR.

Title	How to cheat discreetly?
Author	BulletFarmer94
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Date	July 7, 2020 3:20 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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