How to explain bite marks

trpboy123 · 2018-06-13T17:36:12+00:00

Well, you don't need to. Ignore or make a funny comment - you used to date a vampire or something.

Whisper · 2018-06-13T19:00:27+00:00

"Apparently I taste good."

Borsao66 · 2018-06-13T17:39:22+00:00

Always A&A.

I've been raising South American Vampire bats and 6 got loose. It was pandelerium I tell you..

NorthWonder · 2018-06-13T18:18:03+00:00

Ignore it or make it into a joke.

GayLubeOil · 2018-06-13T19:36:30+00:00

It's not easy battling vampires.

robtormar · 2018-06-15T21:41:50+00:00

Well... I personally wouldn't let me a woman BRAND me .Hickies and bitemarks are for highschool kids. Tell your plate to stop doing that shit.

But since you already let her BRAND you, divert with funny remarks and jokes, Do not tell her another woman did it, but don't lie and don't answer it honestly. Let her mind wonder and imagine things

Title	How to explain bite marks
Author	Moreofmore
Upvotes	2
Comments	13
Date	June 13, 2018 5:33 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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