So one of my plates just sent a text saying "I'm on a date with the most pompous asshole ever."

So we have only been fucking a couple weeks and we both know we're not exclusive as we are both on tinder, etc so no harm no foul but it got me thinking there's no good way besides ignore for this one, unless I said something along the lines of "hold on I'm mid stroke in some tinderella" or something like that, I ended up just ignoring. What should I have said cuz I sure as hell ain't gonna be her emotional tampon.