How to pass this shit test:

900_year_old_vampire · 2018-04-15T01:06:48+00:00

you can be the wittiest motherfucker in the world, but it wont matter unless you understand whats actually happening here

"why are you standing around like a creep" = "i want to talk to you but i am a woman so the way i approach the world is via shit tests"

she wasnt literally calling you a creep. she was inviting you to talk to her. "hey im fart-lover, whats your story?" would have been fine. so would literally anything else. she put a beacon on herself that said "please talk to me please". the only way to fail this "shit test" is to miss the forest for the trees

lowjakx · 2018-04-15T00:18:59+00:00

“For probably the same reason you are.”

I am interested to see what others say.

alpha-zach · 2018-04-15T00:47:12+00:00

Update: to those wondering what happened. I ignored, I was like "did you say anything important?"

She said no and then invited me to her birthday party.

AutoSum · 2018-04-15T00:13:56+00:00

"Well obviously this creep caught your attention, you into creeps? thats kinky!" i would just escalate it and make it a joke

TRPcez · 2018-04-15T00:14:41+00:00

"Why are you looking at me like a creep?"

The 3 best responses are either A&A, reverse or just completely ignore. If you ignored you would have looked like a wimp while A&A is good, context matters.

inhiarashi · 2018-04-15T01:59:31+00:00

I just smile and get a little closer to them or wink.

I am the creepy guy in the bar and I don't mind that. I'm usually too busy with the group I am with to bother with the opinions of the unwashed masses.

If you are trying to bang this girl you need to laugh and tell her your name. Tell her you were lost in the moment. Tell her you were thinking about how much better another place is and offer to take her there.

She sounds like a prissy thing, maybe ask her to dance or just start dancing up to her and smiling.

Depends on how well you know her. If she's a stranger tell her "would it be better if I did this?" Then lick your lips and touch a nipple and give her a wink, all while coming closer.

"Should I be participating like a tool? I came here for you."

"I've been sitting all day"

"I can't talk to rude sluts right now"

redbarone · 2018-04-15T10:34:25+00:00

"Yeh I'm the creepy guy, smell my armpits bitch"

Thought experiment: can you imagine being pissed off that she's blatantly hitting on you? Imagine being annoyed because you're not remotely attracted to her. Maybe experiment with that frame for a while. Then you might start to speak like a smart ass to her.

Stand up close to her and sniff her. "Hey I'm not sure about your pheromones, are you fertile?"

Strip her confidence right off if she DARES come up to another guy to call him creepy. Let's be fair here, 'creepy' is synonymous with 'rapist' in most cases. 'Creepy' is woman code for "don't go near him, he is low SMV". 'Creepy' is a condemnation and unless she has a lavendar scented vagina bereft of horsemeat curtains, she displays unearned audacity by ever daring to throw careless words around like that.

On the contrary, she is displaying low SMV.

Title	How to pass this shit test:
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Upvotes	7
Comments	16
Date	April 14, 2018 11:58 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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