Keep bumping into me.

Hey folks, I'm 23 Male

This is one thing that puzzles me. Im out with friends (Boys and girls), walking in the city centre on a night out and more than once, random girls keep pushing into me, about 4-5 times in one night. I'm not retarded I know when stuff is accidental or on purpose (plenty of space). It also only happens when Im all dressed up, top level appearance and shit. Does this mean interest or a shit test? or just an approach? How do I escalate if so? does anyone else get this?

Same night, im in the club, in a corner texting a friend to meet up, in the corner of my eye I can see this angry lass charges and shoves me or at least tries. this motherfucker came out of her way, fucking 10-15 ft looped round the stairs just to shove me 😂

Man someone make sense of this for me i'm confused AF, I ain't bitching about being pushed, it was light and I ignored it everytime, but then one of the girls in my circle is like, "how come everyone keeps pushing into you", I just played it off with witty joke and diffused it, I just don't want it causing issues so any helps appreciated 😂

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"The art of being original is remembering what you heard but forgetting where you heard it."

I'd tell you where I heard that, but I forgot.¹

So just remember what I post. Also watch a lot of comedy particularly how comedians handle hecklers. I lifted a line from George Carlin once used to crush a heckler that slayed when I used it on some young, overconfident beta who tried to flex on me.

In my family it was "Kill or Be Killed", so I learned to be lethal. The second thing that you have to learn after that is how much to apply. Don't go "DefCon 1" from the jump, otherwise you're just an asshole. A friend of mine once observed to me that sometimes I slice someone up (who, and this is important, has it coming) and it's a few beats before they even know they are dead. By the time I was in my mid-20s, I could usually think of about 4 things instantaneously to choose from. That's basically what I do here. I read a post and write whatever pops into my mind. If I can do it, you can do it.

In using humor with girls, it's important to keep them a bit off-balance - like how you feel when you are tilting back in a chair on two legs, you almost fall, but you catch yourself.²

Good luck.

¹ The quote is actually by Laurence Peter, better known as the author of the eponymous "Peter Principle.".

² Adapted from a joke by Steven Wright.

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Title	Keep bumping into me.
Author	Coldsteelforreal
Upvotes	1
Comments	12
Date	May 17, 2021 2:00 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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