Possibly pregnant plate

VasiliyZaitzev · 2020-08-09T13:15:56+00:00

A. Pregnancy test.

B. If +, DNA test. If +, then happy Father’s Day.

C. Also, LURN where babies come from and how to prevent them.

E9er · 2020-08-09T14:09:55+00:00

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Per_Horses6 · 2020-08-09T13:20:06+00:00

Congrats man

You are going to be a father!

Project_Zero_Betas · 2020-08-09T13:28:56+00:00

Congratulations! 👶 🎉 🍼

Elprez91 · 2020-08-09T14:03:54+00:00

Balaclava

xxx69harambe69xxx · 2020-08-09T13:56:54+00:00

gg m8

time for child support payments

GranolaBarHero · 2020-08-09T15:21:48+00:00

Well I know it's too late for this but use a condom bro!! Does it feel as good? Hell no. At least not as good. It feels like giving yourself a hand job compared to the pleasure going raw brings. But look what happens when you go raw. Even if she isn't pregnant, is it worth the scare??

BasilevsNihili · 2020-08-09T16:23:36+00:00

Now you test the baby and if it's yours you raise it. Actions have consequences, welcome to adulthood.

slrml617 · 2020-08-09T18:05:45+00:00

You can't be serious.

Either

Use protection, or
Get tested and make absolutely sure she's against kids

Happy Father's Day!!

circedgirlsareclean · 2020-08-09T14:13:37+00:00

Tell her you want to do it the right way. When you are both more stable and married. If she agrees to abort that way, good for you. Then you take off.

If she doesn't, don't let it get to court. You'll have to do what you can. Think of it as charity.

throwitdownman · 2020-08-09T19:49:15+00:00

If she’s a plate chances are she’s banging other dudes. Get a test and don’t be a beta bucks. If she sees you as unreliable she’ll ask someone else to be the father.

HurricaneHugues · 2020-08-09T20:29:01+00:00

Mail us her piss so WE can tell you if she's pregnant, obviously. It's the only thing to do

2020-08-10T03:30:45+00:00

blackmail her and force her to get an abortion. Threaten to kill yourself if she doesn't get an abortion

PepinoSF · 2020-08-09T22:06:43+00:00

I would say that you was the plate. Congrats on the baby. She tricked you out with the oldest possible game

By the way, do the pregnancy test and dna as VZ suggested. You look like a soft target and may not be the semen originator, just the projected money provider

throw-away-1709 · 2020-08-10T02:07:32+00:00

FREEZE SPERM !!! GET VASECTOMY !!!

GET A CALCULATOR and multiply Child and mother support (monthly) x 12 x 18

Then bang your head against the concrete wall or get that dammed vasectomy or at least condoms (still unsafe)

Tell her to abort as you do not believe in setting children into this rottem world.

If you have been baby trapped then tell her about your job offer in cambodia.

If she still insists on having the child put up some ferrari pictures on the wall. Those you could have had instead with a VASECTOMY....

illihuikbar · 2020-08-09T17:20:58+00:00

What do you mean what do you do? Tell her to get a pregnancy test you dipshit. If a baby comes and it has your dna raise the damn child. No abortions.

And what do you mean “she wants to be a mother?”

LilLoserFreny · 2020-08-09T17:28:26+00:00

Lmaooo you played yourself. You can either have a her get an abortion, become a dad or become a a dead beat father.

Rondooooo · 2020-08-09T22:19:08+00:00

E9er · 2020-08-10T22:50:39+00:00

LMFAO: you’re pull out game is shit! CONGRATS ON BEEN A DAD! lesson learn kids wrap your tool or these are the consequences!

FinallyRed · 2020-08-11T00:10:11+00:00

Pull a Hail Mary

Title	Possibly pregnant plate
Author	KFCLonesomeranger
Upvotes	11
Comments	25
Date	August 9, 2020 1:13 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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