She doesn't shit test?

abdada · 2015-08-30T22:03:24+00:00

When a woman is in gooey retardo mode, the shit tests may cease for that time frame.

VasiliyZaitzev · 2015-08-30T22:24:14+00:00

She's dick drunk.

Once the 'honeymoon period' is over, expect a lot of comfort tests...

FrameWalker · 2015-08-31T04:14:06+00:00

There are a variety of tests:

Shit test

This tests your frame. She's asking the question are you Alpha or Beta and she's also asking do I have more social value than you? When in a position of strength you'll naturally be aloof and not give a fuck. If you perceive yourself as inferior you will fail shit tests that you ought not fail.

http://illimitablemen.com/2014/12/14/the-shit-test-encyclopedia/

Fitness test

This tests claims you've made about yourself.
"I ran a 10k"
"How much did you walk?"
"I raaannnnn a 10k"

Compliance test

Hold my purse

notmyusualreddit · 2015-08-31T11:25:12+00:00

As others have said, the honeymoon period probably gets rid of them for a while. You get them prior to having sex. Then she decides you're worthy, so she starts having sex, and bonds with you for a while over new and interesting sex. Eventually that will wear off and they will restart.

I'm 30 now and dating much younger women, and they seem to communicate only via text. They can barely talk on the phone. And the best part is that now if they do throw out shit tests via text, they are visible and you have some time to craft a response. If a guy is failing shit tests via text, he's in trouble. I don't think that'll be any of us from this forum.

If all she does is text and see you once or twice a week, she probably doesn't even have that much time to shit test. Nor would she want to spoil the night because you do that twice in a row and a dude is never seeing you again. Chicks that don't live with you can only shittest so often.

Edit: I forgot to mention that it may be possible that with RP knowledge you knocked a few shittest straight out of the park, and shut down the entire function for a bit. I happened to do that several times with a chick right as we hit the honeymoon period and it really did stop the shittests for atleast 2 months. (8-12 visits in a relationship where you dont live together)

McLarenX · 2015-08-31T03:39:17+00:00

You just aren't seeing them

Polandsprangs · 2015-08-31T07:29:38+00:00

Im on the up and up myself, and noticed a severe lack in shit tests from my girl. Any that might even be considered tests are handled with calm amusement.

Inbetween? Gooey retardo mode is a seriously awesome way of putting it haha! It actually gets kind of old after a bit...

Title	She doesn't shit test?
Author	wont_tell_i_refuse
Upvotes	5
Comments	14
Date	August 30, 2015 9:46 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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