"Shit Test"

bolognesesauce · 2017-06-16T22:34:45+00:00

Wtf is it with you DERPs and shit tests? Literally everything is a shit test to you guys. Just consider the fact maybe she wanted some comfort?

God if your girlfriend fucking asked you to call an ambulance for her you'd immediately come on here typing "IS THIS A SHIT TEST, I SMIRKED AT HER BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS THE MANLIEST DECISION I COULD HAVE MADE. GUYS PLEASE HELP ME BE ALPHA, I CAN'T BE A REAL MAN UNLESS A FORUM TELLS ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE DEEEEEEEERP"

GuestQuest · 2017-06-16T22:35:37+00:00

Please explain how this is a shit test and not comfort test. She is looking to you for comfort, reassurance, and validation.

Shit test: You see her wearing something slutty on her way out for the night to meet friends. You comment, and tell her to change. She doesn't listen, and laughs at you as she leaves.

Shit tests are acts that minimize, challenge, defy, and ignore you as the man and leader in her life. Things that may embarrass you in front of others and make you a laughing stock. Things that are meant to make you feel insecure and insignificant. If a woman is looking for your validation, reassurance, and approval then it is a comfort test.

People always confuse the two here, or pretend that comfort tests don't exist.

DysfunctionalControl · 2017-06-16T19:37:50+00:00

"Yeah, especially the way you suck my cock"

Halfassredlife · 2017-06-16T19:59:16+00:00

It's not black or white, it's ok to pepper some comfort in and in fact necessary in a more serious relationship.

vandaalen · 2017-06-16T20:57:24+00:00

"Nearly as much as you will miss me."

MattyAnon · 2017-06-16T21:33:10+00:00

Try A+A.

"Girl, I'm going to miss you so much I am going to stab myself in the eye with a fork once per day, just to dull the pain of missing you so bad. Next time we meet, look for the guy with 21 forks in his eye".

-The-Pussy-Whisperer · 2017-06-16T19:57:44+00:00

"I'll miss putting things in your vagina and the sandwiches."

YongeArcade · 2017-06-17T08:39:40+00:00

"Are you going to miss me?"

1)What, you're still here?

2) "Nah, I'll just call one of my other girlfriends and ... oh shit did I just say that out loud ?"

3) Actually, I have been training the cat to steal all the covers, stick it's cold feet against me in the middle of the night and to lock itself in the bathroom for an hour at a time, but the hair drier still scares him, So we are going to work on that.

Now, I have found it is best to mix it up a bit and not be the asshole all the time.

As in I have made the grand romantic gesture, I have made the speech of undying love. Then undermined it all by making a joke out of it.

Bought her flowers to apologize for being late for dinner at her place, then threatened to set fire to those same flowers buy holding a cigarette lighter under the rosebud because she did not want to cook the steak.

I made a long speech on how I would not be able to function being away for her for so long ... and ended it with, "and any way we have been together so much I haven't had the time to find a second girlfriend."

It gives them that moment that they think they have you trained and then you take it away, humorously. They enjoy the tease, it makes the romantic gesture more intense and the humour/ not caring makes you more desirable.

Coach-Red-Pill · 2017-06-16T20:16:36+00:00

Her: “Are you going to miss me?” You: “[pause] I'm sure I will.”

Her: “Are you going to miss me?” You: “Yes. Sure. Probably. Maybe.” (smirking all the while)

Her: “Are you going to miss me?” You: “Yes, but Paula will help me get over it.” Her: “Who's Paula!?!?!?” You: “I'm teasing baby, honest. Paula's just a friend from work, she's nobody.”

Her: “Are you going to miss me?” You: “[looking her right in the eyes, as if thinking about her question and studying her face] Not really.”

Hope these help, tell us how they work.

Title	"Shit Test"
Author	ovastaya
Upvotes	10
Comments	38
Date	June 16, 2017 7:34 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/6hot7u/shit_test/
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