I’m 28, been using Tinder Gold for 2 months because I’m lazy and want the matches to come to me, have had about 50 matches, 8 of which have unmatched after my first or second sentence being too sexual. I match with 6 - 8’s ages 24-28 consistently. I present myself in my photos mostly in suits, I don’t give my job away but I tell them I’m an engineer, and I’m smiling and looking at the camera in all of my photos, which are also all shot only with me in them. My openers are always the same day that I match, and are usually 50-50 split between whether I’m commenting on her in a photo (usually a question) or trying to get her to meet up with me off the bat (also a question much of time like “I know it’s Tuesday and this is out of nowhere, but how about we get a drink downtown” or “Your shirt says Fuck the Patriots, the Pats are my team, so I’ll take one for the team”).

I want to meet up with horny women between 22-28, no I don’t think I’m too old at 28 to be doing this, no I never got to do it when I was 18, 19, 20, 21, 22... all the way up through today at 28. It’s still not working though 10 years into the game and it’s really making me question things.