-final year of uni

-no friends, acquaintances, social life

-live with parents

-never been to a pub or club, or had any social experiences at uni

-uni has 54:46 female:male ratio (the other uni in the city has a slightly better ratio)

-I'll never be in an institution this dominated by prime females ever again, unless I do a PhD

What the fuck do I do in order to get grills? I mean literally wtf? This is the UK, so I gigantically doubt that all that "le be le alfa and le approach women" stuff ever works. Also all the advice seems to boil down to: "go to university societies and instantly start hitting on all of the girls."

Yes, I've been going to the gym for quite a while etc (well I don't know what etc would signify but I do brush my teeth etc).

I feel almost as if being r9k / reddit-red-pill pilled is great up to a certain point but then after that you realise all women have 50 Chads and Tyrones on tinder ready to fuck at any second.

Also apart from fugging prostitutes I've never done anything with grills.