Every time I hear other people talk about sex, they make it sound as if it is this glorious, euphoric experience that nothing else can replace. When I first lost my virginity at 19 (yes, late I know), I was expecting it to be just as was described. However, it was far from that.

Rather than even feeling pleasure, let alone lost in another world, it was really awkward and fake. The entire time, I was literally thinking about my math homework due four days down the road. Every time I have sex, it is the exact same thing. On top of that, the women can sense that I don't care and end up feeling disappointed. Getting a good grade or sinking a golf chip gives me more satisfaction than sex, if I'm being honest.

When does sex eventually become enjoyable? I have already "tested" if I'm gay, and the results were negative. As for testosterone levels? I'm about 50 units above the normal level.