We broke up last month and it was pretty mutual. LTR. We both moved out to new places. Following week she calls me drunk, I deflect mostly then ignore further. Calls back 20 times. She wants to know why I’m not in rehab, for reasons we won’t get into.

I then move into my new place. She gets word of this from asking my dad, which he stupidly confirms.

That day she calls and texts 20 times. She even called on someone else’s number. She wants to know which ex I had taken back, how I’d found a place so fast. It had been a week. I ignore, to which receiving paragraphs citing how emotionally destroyed she is, and what could she have done to deserve feeling this way and how I didn’t have the nerve to even talk to her.

It’s been a couple weeks, I think I’ve received a few odd calls on unrecognized numbers and a two digit text from my area code and the numbers were oddly my height.

I want to know why she’s not begging for me back yet. It’s been a couple of weeks. She should be dying to.