I was working last night, and I was feeling in a good mood, I just got my haircut and Im confident. I noticed a blonde HB8 walk in with a co-worker and sit down while my co-worker goes in the back. I take this opportunity to go up to her and converse for a minute or two while she sits there waiting for her friend. Making her laugh and she's smiling, I can tell she's kinda diggin' me. I have to go to the back to get something for a customer and my other co-worker goes to the front, and walks back laughing hysterically and manages to mutter out through laughter "She's HAHAHA pregnant..dude!" - at least I went up and talked to her.

TL;DR: Hit on a pregnant chick. I Regret Nothing.