Liberal misspellings in text messages.

You meeting her mother on the first date.

When she says something that doesn't match what she texted or Facebook-messaged.

"Forgetting" her smart-phone.

Hanging out too long on the first date.

Up for sex on the first date, especially if you chased her for 4 to 6 weeks. You can bet you are one of her plates and she's got an agenda she's not being up front about.

Waiting to disclose important information. (E.g., No driver's license, has a gay lover, has a kid, works as a stripper, etc.)

Being age 30. (Babyclock is ringing!)

What it means...

It means she's ignoring your terms and conditions and trying to get an arrangement with you where only her terms and conditions matter.

Women bank on men being too horny and DTF on the first date, and they can and will use it against you - seducing you instead of you seducing them. In my opinion, this isn't just about sex. It's about power, control, and devotion.

Relationships with women aren't just about getting laid and getting a girlfriend. It's about making sure you still have the life you want to lead and she's not setting up a paradigm to run over you.

Don't just be out to get laid, guys. Know to say "no" even if you've had a 5 year dry spell.

Some shit happened to me over the holidays. I got lucky and dodged a bullet. She is some other dude's problem now, and thank God for that.

Any weird shit that happens, take note. It WILL come back to haunt you, I guarantee it.