Since my phone died this is take 2, so here we go,

Let's first say i am in a surprise emergency trip with family since my dad finally got work to do,

In a backwater hellhole 800km from home, less than 10k people around, absolutely no opportunity for mr. Rookie daygamer here,

Now i was expecting this to be boring, 1 full week smelling horseshit and playing cards with some cheap and shitty beer,

Long story short my cousin (16F) got me into an event, in a neighboring city, it is all country music, rodeo, which i both hate, but i literally either went or rotted at home so there i went,

Now first thing i noticed strange af, a LOT of crossdressers and gay men, my cousin explained the city had a high count of those and was famous for that, if i didn't keep a good eye before engaging there i might get railed instead of railing someone,

Anyway there i went, i spot a girl i saw at the base town but didn't engage cus family, perfect opportunity, i just went in to get into the mood, and she was kinda thicc and pretty too, but after the first pleasantries, i notice something off, i asked the dreaded question then, and bam, the girl was 15, and her friend was 13, drinking btw, i got kind of shocked because i really didn't want anything to do with that as a 20yo, so i just mingled and bailed quickly,

Then a dude comes over and asks about a cousin's friend, i saw them together before so i help him find the girl, guy was so happy he bought me a drink, good shit, they weren't alone so i went for the absolute hottest one first, she then said her ex was victor too and that my name was cursed (LOL) i just reflected the joke and made sure none of the other girls exes were called Vic, then while i was chilling, flirting lightly, doing kino patiently, suddenly one of the 2 other girls just vanishes, i hear her crying in the mob but didn't follow, turns out the guy i helped was her Ex, and she HATED the girl he was with, then suddenly their friendlyness took a dark hilarious twist, they were full on negging her, i literally was holding myself not to laugh, because the girl kept coming back to be humiliated so many times, her makeup was already all ruined, but she always bailed, and came back, i honestly couldn't hold frame with so much laughter so i just bailed,

Now back with my cousin, there were 3 very hot girls, confirmed to be women by my cousin, and man, they were funny, and friendly, one of them way too friendly, and i took that for flirting since she was touchy, and huggy, now, i just felt stoked and employed my A game that i knew little about of being in the seeked position, im used to chase but i was giving my best and it was FUN, then my cousin cautiously drops a bomb in my ear,

Dem hoes were all lesbians,

Now, someone had to be lying she was either truly friendly and not flirty but in a weird lewd way, she was either making fun of me stringing me along, or she was actually bi, needless to say it broke my frame and i went for a walk,

Yo and behold, the same cuck girl was STILL coming and going to get mocked, everyone was laughing already, i was so confused by the crossdressers, gay guys i had to dodge, lesbians in the middle, that i was just going mad already, so i just went apeshit, i gave that guy one condom, told the cuck girl she was dumb to not ditch the bro and get with one of the about 5 guys including me who were looking her way already and stop fucking simping, they i gave the cheater girl my drink that was already hot, (her drink was all mixed already, she even asked some of mine before), i then just fucking bailed like a boss and it felt fucking awesome, 100% worth it,

Next i just head back to my cousin and we left soon after,

I barely made sense of what happened, and today i'm repeating my terrible life choices and buying more whiskey at day 2,

Wish me luck i don't want to die LOL,

It was much better than rotting in the ranch that is for sure!