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[–]ezio_af 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Coming up with custom opener just because she is hot is neediness - Mark Manson.
If you are non Spanish and she knows that, then you can go shock and awe. Use at your own risk
Tienes buen gillipolas..
[–]IlIIllIIlIIll 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WANNA SEE MY DUNKEY?
[–]ScorpioBex 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't tell Scotty
[–]watuphoss[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I also have a need. Anyone want to do my homework for me?
[–]lokeshchaudhari 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fiiooona… scooty doesn’t know!!!!!!!
[–]CompetitionFair7686 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
“How, i want to get to know you because i liked your style and want to find out if I like you and your personality too. I’m peter”
Just a normal line, don’t try to come with cheesy lines because they are counter productive.
[–]nikovagu 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I'm not too much of a pickup line guy myself and have some fair game tbh.
I'm just trying to get through this insanely hot girl's DMs on Insta and a regular hi just won't cut it. I wanna use a creative opener.
[–]CompetitionFair7686 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
there is no point on using a creative opener if you are not creative witty person, and if you are creative witty person then you wouldn’t be asking for a creative opener.
Mate, don’t try to pretend to be someone you are not, it’s counter productive, she will realise soon that you got no game no matter what witty opener you copy paste
[–]nikovagu 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lmao I love how you're being so condescending and just assuming all this stuff about me. I do fine man, I get girls consistently.
I just saw a post on this sub of a guy asking the same question about a girl called Bambi and figured I'd amuse myself doing the same.
Not everyone in the seduction sub is a desperate simp looking for guidance. I'm just starting this conversation to have some fun; might also get some fun with the girl in the process.
[–]learnbyrepetition 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
OP: I get girls consistently
Also OP: please guys give me a pickup line
[–]CompetitionFair7686 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His ego got hurt, hence the incoherence 😆
[–]WheelIntelligent1354 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you don't want a pun you don't need to mention her name.
[–]maybe_MrDawe 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Make a reference to Shrek lmao
[–]excentrik-art 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey, you are Fiona, right? You remind me of my ex, Eve, she also seemed so innocent from the outside. Anyway, how are you?
[–]deviant-lover 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Say "Princess Fiona" in a Scottish accent
[–]InnerOuterTrueSelf 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pee on her.
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