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[–]Lead ModeratorThrowawayPUA 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You're using a weak sales opener. It's routine, even expected to be shot down.
Q: Can I help you with anything? A: No thanks, I'm just browsing.
Try something observational instead, like "you look like you need some help with these azaleas." This will also help with your attitude in general seduction openers.
[–]caucasiandeluxe 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm going to practice that for my entire shift tomorrow. I'll try to break away from scripted openers from here on out. Thanks!
[–]Lead ModeratorThrowawayPUA 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So how did that go?
[+]Diece -8 points-7 points-6 points 12 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
Take what throwawayPUA said and add on something a little sexual.
"you look like you need help with these azaleas, is that a nipple ring?
"I see you are looking at the roses, we have roses for all types of occasions from the anniversary to the first date or just surprising your SO before a nice fuck."
You know how you are supposed to "up the value" of the sale by suggesting extras or things that go with their purchase?
Well if they buy roses you can just say "We also offer books and equipment to make your own rose garden that way you can give a rose to everyone you fuck. We even offer roses with no flower just thorns so if someone fucks you over you can throw thorns at them or put some thorns in the condom the possibilities are endless, are you interested?"
[–]Captain_0_Captain 7 points8 points9 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What the absolute fuck?
[–]Diece -3 points-2 points-1 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
life's boring mate, people need to learn to spice it up. Plus if this guy listens to what I say there is the off chances she might be down to fuck and it removes all of the awkwardness. To OP if you do fuck someone with my advice I would suggest giving the condom a thorough check.
[–]caucasiandeluxe 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I know I'm new to this stuff, but this seems a tad over the top.
[–]daxorion27 3 points4 points5 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's terrible advice, don't listen to it. The "add something on" thing isn't that bad of an idea, but if you use it don't make it sexual (this just plain dumb, and a great way to creep people out and/or get yourself fired), make it a jumping off point for non-business related conservation. For example: "you look like you could use some help with those azaleas, (whilst helping her) that's a cool tattoo, where did you get it?"
Disclaimer: I'm new to this too, so take everything I say with a grain of salt, I'm just adding my two cents.
[–]Diece 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
just a tad
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