This morning, I stop at the gas station. There's a pretty woman sitting in her car. I roll up, get out, and start filling up my car. She gets out and spends a few minutes finishing up a text conversation. Jeans, nice top, flip flops...she goes to the gym. I like.

She starts to fill up her car. And it's a disaster. She has parked too far away, the hose is kinked, and when she gets it all inserted the first time, the kink is pulling the hose out of her car. She eventually gets it untwisted, but because she is parked so far away, there is nothing holding the hose in.

So she reaches up with her toe to turn the pump on. Gas starts flowing, and she's good.

  • Me: Hi! (smiling)
  • Her: Hi! (she knows she looks like a goof)
  • Me: (holding out six fingers) That gets a six.
  • Her: What?
  • Me: That was pretty ugly, so you only get four points. But that foot move was cool, so you get two more.

TL;DR: I am man, giver of points.