I went to passion pit concert tonight with three girls, one of whom I having been having sex with for a few months but we aren't official. They all stuck together all night and I went solo at a big venue so they weren't a factor. I was wearing a nice suit and this mask http://www.politicalcostumes.com/images/romney-big-head-mask.jpg

needless to say, I received quite a bit of attention. I was approached all night by everybody, but NOT because I was just standing there. I GOT INTO the music. I danced like crazy with everybody, boy or girl. And who wouldn't want to dance with Romney? I had taken a few mushrooms and had a shot or two, but mushrooms are my favorite drug and I can hold myself well on them.

I'll admit, I haven't had alot of experience handling as much attention as I got, but I learned alot tonight about what it means to be a centerpiece. Every set I was even NEAR would all turn their heads to me once I started dancing. ALOT of girls wanted to take pictures with me.

So thats the situation, let me throw in the key points that made me the life of the party rather than a quick joke that got old. -First and foremost, I was having fun. In my mind, having fun is synonymous with being alpha. It means you have so much control over the situation you are playing with it, experimenting with it. This is why even if you have a very good rational argument as to why weed should be legalized, that bro who MAKES FUN of you for being a stoner wins the argument (if he really is funny and gets people to laugh). -Second, I was a goddamn gentlemen. I spilled a man's beer because I was dancing too hard and I bought him a new one. He told me it was cool but I insisted. The more genuine good will you demonstrate, the higher you are valued by others. It means that even though I am having such a surplus of fun that I can afford to spread my good mood and conversation. -Third, go wild but be able to control yourself at any moment. -fourth, It is sometimes worthwhile to risk a bad image of yourself if you are trying to leave someone better than you found them. At some point I got very annoyed at how many girls wanted to take a picture with me and then bounce with little to no chit-chat. I started whispering in their ears while they took a picture that there is a band playing and they should stop thinking so much about trying to gain social status on facebook by being associated with me and start enjoying themselves. Sometimes I was a little rude about this. I had gotten really annoyed.

-At some point some guy ripped off my mask and threw it into the crowd. He then ran away. I took a deep breath. There are idiots out there, and dealing with them in the appropriate manner gives you alot of social value, because you are standing up for rationality. So when his friend came to apologize I shrugged and said i didn't give a fuck, then I kept dancing. This turned out to be a great move. I later moved to a section of the dance floor that hadn't seen me yet, so here I am, wearing a nice suit, dancing with some pretty girls who didn't see me in my romney mask but ARE seeing alot of people come up to me telling me im the man, im awesome, all that jazz. Heres the part you won't like. I didn't get a single number. I don't work like that. I know. I beilve that there are several ways to play the game. see, my method is all about creating narrative between me and other people. I actually don't want to fuck girls unless there is a sexy little narrative between the two of us, even pornos need a little narrative. In other situations I would definitely have picked up some digits, but when I am having more fun than anyone else, I really can't be bothered. I planted alot of seeds so chances are I will see some of the girls I met tonight again. If I was to get a number from one it would have meant that there was something between us besides the moment, namely potential future moments. And the only reason potential future moments are planned is because we know that we won't have complete control over them, so we do our best to plan how to control these moments. But if even a few girls left tonight with the fantasy about me that I don't plan moments because I am that confident that I can gain control of the present at any moment (which I was doing all night), then they assume I am the ultimate alpha and will pursue me. At which point everything becomes easy.