Back at the University Christmas ball which was set in a posh hotel, this hb8/9 who was my date (and all goddamn over me) retreated from the main hall where the event was happening and went to the quieter section of the hotel were they made giant pitchers. So I order a Oakheart Daiquiri (damn it was good) and sit next to her while the bartender goes and gets the ingredients.

General chit chat sat on two leather chairs next to each other massive kino, at this point of the night we'd established we were pretty much going to relationship stage but that's irrelevant. All of a sudden two classmates approach us.

Classmate number one is someone I despise. Annoying, loud, arrogant, drama queen. He's also a homosexual which comes into play now. He's with Classmate two (female) who he has clearly dragged along with.

(Note for the reader, our entire class also booked rooms in this hotel to stay overnight rather than get taxis back home)

Classmate #1 : Riseaboveit, give me your keycard now.

Me : Why?

Classmate #2 : He basically wants to interrupt Joe and Jess having sex.

Classmate 1# : (mumbled something about barging in and disrupting them, wanting to see if they really were sexing each other up)

Me and Joe were sharing a hotel room. I wingmanned Joe and got him Jess and they went up to our hotel room, no biggie since I would (and did) spend the night in my dates room. Classmate one has a massive crush and infatuation for Joe, despite the fact that Joe is clearly not a homosexual.

Me : So wait, you want to go up into my room and disrupt my wingman, my buddy Joe from having sex and fun? No. I won't give you my keycard.

At this point I stood up and went face to face

I think it is pathetic that you would even attempt to that. He's not gay and you need to get over this little crush you've had on him for months. Quite frankly I think it's pathetic mate.

Long stare. He cowered his head and walked away.

Classmate number #2 praised me for finally someone having the balls to tell him to get the hell over it.

Needless to say my date who just witnessed all this was EVEN MORE ALL OVER ME now. Groping and kissing and going wild in this quiet bar.

This may come across as the 'DOUCHEBAG ALPHA' or 'arrogant' alpha, I'm interested for you to hear what your opinion is on this.

Quite frankly it worked for me and I was rewarded.