So tonight was interesting. Was supposed to be a night out for 2 hours with friends and my current oneitis for a couple drinks, who I am getting fairly close with. Long story short she flakes out due to work, and I am stuck with organizing the event. I plan for half the number of people that actually show up. Ate to much while drinking tequila (very rarely do I drink the stuff, still no idea what it does to my body).

I know I am downright annoyed and the furthest from a good frame. No oneitis which would be pretty sure f close if I want, waitress is mad because I unknowingly fucked our logistics, and my friends are being annoying.

Moving forward 2 more hours. I decide to bounce with friends HB-AFCsucker and HB-good friend who is highly intelligent. HBAFC is pretty hot and works it for drinks all the time. So much fun to go out with her, she gets drinks and makes other girls jealous for me. Excellent set up. I start talking with HBgood about picking guys and girls for eachother for shits and giggles. I feel better at this point and am having fun. Soon a pack of 5 girls who are friends with my HBs roll in.

To try to quickly get this out as much as possible, we get them to join us (via my reccomendation. I encourage any group merging with us to come to us). I pay almost no attention to them. By the end of the night I have danced with two of them and two semi-AFCs are hitting on the others. I think they are doing good until they come sit with us.

First notable point. Twice here I have made another group come to our smaller table. One of the girls even says "Are ya happy, they came over here". These gusy will not dance with them, are not kinoing, and not maintaining any kind of major conversation. One of the new blonde HB7s I have been eyeing all night is next to me. Guys talking to her have been for a good 45 minutes or so.

I lay my hand on her thigh and converse about the guys. I tease the hell out of her about everything and she starts flicking/hitting me a lot. Still ignore her and kino her friends every so often. She comments on my physical similarity to a friend's ex. Bad area here, so my reply. "Yeah, but I bet I'm sexier." Very cold, saying it because I believe it, not really trying to make any other point. Damn near immediately she complies and says my beard beats his by a long shot.

Bar closes, we leave.

Notable point 2. By this point I am tired and give zero fucks. We walk outside and I hand her my phone in the dialer screen. She asks what it is and I play the "Well, see that is a phone. It's cool, you can type numbers in and even call people!. Pretty sweet stuff." She starts abusing me again and gives me her number. This is probably 10 minutes from the first I talked to her that night.

Not sure if it is a real number. She leaves the state in 3 days. This will likely go nowhere. But it was fun as hell regardless. Quit worrying about pickup from time to time. Go have fun. Bask int he awesomeness that is you, say some stone cold shit purely because you think it will be funny.