I start off having 3 friend over at my place. They get drunk and I drive. We proceed to a bar.
I open the first set with a Hi, and I get rejected immediately. I bounce upstairs, and I get with A.
A is at the bar and I tell him how I noticed two girls and how I wanted to go up to them. I get into the set with a Hi your beautiful, I had to come talk to you because you are beautiful. Hi I am Neoncactus. She says, Hi her name is hb6. I ask her, where are you born and raised. She responds with something about how she was from x. Then I said something about how we should get froyo and she started with maybe when it was warmer, in June perhaps. So I said, “Lets get hot chocolate instead.” She agreed and I asked her for her number. She gave it to me. We proceeded to talk more before I ejected to find my friends sitting at a table.

The girls next to us were staring at us and my friends dared me to get 4 girls for us. I agreed and asked how I should do it, they said “Say we are in the vip”. So I go away and see a group of 4 older women hb7 and I say, “You should join my friends and me in vip” They agree and follow where they meet my friends at the table. They say something about not having bottle service and I laugh take my Budweiser and say, This is a bottle and that’s a bottle. Looking at my friends bottle of beer. Her friend laughs. The two of them continueing talking to us for about 4 munutes.

Then my two friends leave and I am left with A. A gets me to go up to the group of girls across from us and I say at his suggestion, You should come over and join us. She says Ok she will in a minute. I eject and leave.

She ends up coming over by herself and talking to A. She leaves and A goes to the bathroom.

I give the table to a guy needing it and I go upstairs. I open a hb6 with Hi I think your beautiful and wanted to talk to you. She responds with Hi I am hb6. I ask her to get hot chocolate with me tomorrow. She says she has a philanthropy event at a local college. I say, am I invited. She says sure be at w at noon. I get her number and other friends with their girlfriends. I introduce myself and start trying to not engage the group because A has a fwb situation and he hates “cock-blocking” I am bored and get with friends B and C to leave the bar. They agree so I walk towards the door.

I see a new hb6 and hb7 at the bar and I approach hb7 and say, “Hi I thought your beautiful and wanted to talk to you.” She says Her boyfriend is across the bar hitting on women. I say something about getting hot chocolate and she says her boyfriend is looking at us from across the bar and I say what does that matter. I eject after she looks away.

Meet C outside and he is drunk yelling at everyone that we pass on the street. I walk in front of the group on the way to a new bar. Our group is about 12 people with 5 women. I walk first across a street and one of friends girlfriends comes up and grabs my arm, I skip with her across an intersection. Enter the next bar, I approach hb4, Hi your beautiful and I wanted to talk to you. She turns me down because she had a boyfriend.

A dares me to go up two lesbians that were dancing and get with them. I say Hi your beautiful and I wanted to talk to you. She says thanks and is kind of off put. So I dance in between both of them. Before I was trying to not eject and her friend almost walked away but the first one said no fuck him why would we move. I heard her and agreed so I ejected because that is what I was trying to get them to do. I go up to two girls at the bar and get rejected immediately.

I go around the crowded bar and I say to hb7, Hi I think your beautiful and I wanted to talk to you. She says she is with her girlfriend hb7. So I say it was nice meeting you and I go back to friends. I am standing there and girlfriend hb7 comes up and kisses me on the check and then hb7 comes and kisses me on the check. I said, I love you. She said, I love you too. She walked away.

I was on the way to the bathroom when I saw hb8 a women I run into constantly and always has a boyfriend. I say Hi hb8 and leave. The lights go on and its time to go back to a friends house for people to fuck. We leave and head to house party. Only two new girls their and we play flip cup while some fuck. Friend C starts hitting on new girl. I text all friends I’m driving that we are going. C ends up kissing new girl, who is a big slut. Well tensions flair, C has a girlfriend and new girl feels slutty. I get friends together and leave place. A’s girl says she will buy me a beer or hook me up with one of her friends and I said I’m going to hold you to that. I drop her off and go home.