Been meaning to put this FR up for a while now. So I apologize for any missing details but will do my best.

At the bar with my boy outside and shoot the shit for a bit and drink some beer not really out to pick up chicks.

Anyways, we are sitting and we see this HB8.5 walk by. He looks at her and gives me that look that guys do that says, “damn did you see that?! Chick was looking sexy as hell”

She sits down at her table with two guys and two HB7’s. I’ve pretty much decided in my head I’m going to approach them at this point to show my friend I ain’t a little bitch and couldn’t give 2 shits if she’s the hottest girl in the bar.

I try and think of something to get myself into their group. One of the guys had a bold haircut going on so I commented on it and asked how he ever decided on that. Blah blah. Basically I’m ignoring the girls and befriending these two guys at this point.

Realize these two dudes are gay, score. Shoot the shit with them some more. Find out they are older than myself. I comment on the two girls because they are wearing glitter on their faces.

Me: Nice glitter, I like it. I’m kind of jealous. HB7: thanks, blah blah. Actually I have it in my bag you want some? At which point she fucking whips it out of her bag. OHFUCKWHATHAVEIDONE She sticks her finger in the glitter and comes out with a big fucking blob. And goes. HB7:Do you trust me? ME: Nope. (Say some shit about how it looks like she is going to cake my face with glitter)

She then accuses me of being a homophobe.

I see what you did there you sneaky girl you

I tell her wearing glitter doesn’t make you gay. And then I turned it around on her and called her a lesbian because she had glitter on her face.

Anyways we banter about the glitter, I say she doesn’t have my trust. I’m kinoing her arm and shoulders the whole time, she seemed a little cold to that. Eventually we decide I’m not getting glittered. She then becomes pouty and cold the rest of the time. No fucks given. Continue having awesome convo with these two guys.

It’s getting late about time for me to leave, she starts being receptive again, but I eject as I need sleep and tell her I hope to see her again and she should bring the glitter.

Reflections

Probably should have let her put glitter on my face after a while of debate. Didn’t want to seem like a push over, but me not letting her do it all seemed like I wasn’t open and that I wasn’t a man of my word.

Also I completely forgot about my friend and didn’t bring him into the convo/group so he just came over and awkwardly joined in. Feel terrible about that still, whoops.

Ignoring the girls worked well for this group set. Their two guys friends were interested in what I had to say and eventually the girls opened up and looked interested too.

Hindsight, wish I got that guys number, seemed like a cool dude.

Tl;dr girl tries to make me look like a cheap tranny. I refuse.

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