So last night I had a very uneventful evening, but I also didn't drink hardly at all so I recall quite a bit about my interactions.

This isn't so much a full FR as just a brief summary of a few interesting bits, doesn't encompass the whole night.

1.) Crikey

So my wing has this terrible fake cockney accent that he uses to holler at girls on the street sometimes. It isn't meant to come across as genuine, meant to sound fake, but it WORKS. He started talking to some dude at the bar and two hot bartender chicks last night and they all BOUGHT it, astoundingly. I take this as an invitation to join in, only mine is a good deal more convincing, and we ended up getting the entire bar believing that we were from the UK. People are giving us other bar recommendations, I "snogged" some married chick because she wanted to kiss an Englishman, etc. I used this throughout the evening elsewhere and it was believed to a fault.

I don't know what that's worth, if anything, but it's just fun to put one over on people, especially when it goes for so long. Also, because it's more fun than just standing around with your buddies, girls pick up on the fun, even if they're not sure WHY you're having so much fun. tl;dr: go out, play games, have fun.

Also at this bar: 5'2" cute girl asks what we're doing there, so I pick her up and say "picking up girls". BOOM this worked, totally doing this again. I'm sure a million people have thought of this, but it occurred to me spontaneously at the time and I was pretty proud of myself.

2.) The 4-set

So aforementioned wing and I were going to meet a new community guy from the intarwebs at a bar we're regulars at. Always packed, always promising. We get there, he finds us and says "I've got 4 girls back here and I'm all on my own, come with me", so we do.

We get there, he does have four girls, at least two of them are pretty cute, so we stay for a few minutes. It becomes IMMEDIATELY obvious that these girls want nothing whatsoever to do with this dude. He's saying things like "I like your boobs" and "what are you doing for the rest of your life?" and they're hudding together like they're under attack.

I tap the cutest one on the shoulder and say "can I borrow you?". She complies, but with great skepticism. I pull her over and inform her that we DON'T know this dude and she immediately warms up, meanwhile my wing just takes over the rest of the set and this guy blows out.

Long story short: I stayed in this set for TOO long. Hella IOI's from the cute one I'd been talking to, she would laugh at anything I said even when I intentionally said something not funny, but I just hung around too long. For some reason, I didn't really escalate big time because I thought she wouldn't want to make out in front of her friends (almost certainly untrue). I did normal kino shit, not much reciprocated, but lots of eye fucking. Kind of bizarre, threw me off. I finally #closed and GTFO.

But yeah, if you're reading this dude, sorry, but you had totally shit on that set. We'll go out with you again, but you can't stay stuff like that to girls unless you've got the frame for it, and you didn't.

We basically AMOG'ed this guy and I don't feel in the least bit bad about it. Lesson learned for him, you made yourself look bad and I used that to make myself look good. Rules of the Jungle.

3.) Asshole Game

We'd started the evening at a charity/singles event, and there was this one girl my wing knew who we had said we'd drive over to the next set of bars with us. He changes his mind and AS she's closing out to come with us, we bolt and leave her there. I DGAF, I don't know her, w/e. His girl. Well she catches up to us at the next bar and after 10 seconds of icy behavior that we ignore, she is all over us. Lesson Learned. Be a dick, lol.

We opened a million other sets, but not worth going into it all.

EDIT: Using "cool story bro" on some girl when she inundates you with a long story makes them laugh, even if they're not familiar with the meme. If they don't laugh, MURDER THEM IN THE FACE.