So tonight I really don’t feel like going out. I’m tired from working out and pounding out essays all day.

What do I do when I don’t feel like going out? I start getting dressed anyways. As someone said, “you don’t get in the mood to go out, you go out to get in the mood”. This is around 11 that I’m ironing my clothes and brushing my teeth to go out. It is exactly 12 as I head out.

I’m very tired so I’ve learned that when I try to go for high energy game, my congruence suffers. Instead when I’m tired like this, I do what I’ve done so many times before.

Brad’s lazy man routine.

(Necessary requirements: Good BL , Decent looking / well groomed / sense of style, decent dancer. )

What I do is position myself in a prime position in the club. This is usually at a point of attraction for the audience ie. a stage, performer, bar, excitable table of fun people. What is important is that you don’t face the stage, instead you face away from it so you’re essentially looking back into the crowd as they are usually all facing you. At first it can be slightly awkward with so many people facing you but practice makes perfect. While there, make it your purpose to stand out. *This is a subtle point. A lot of guys stand around all the time so you have to separate yourself from them. You do not want to be the typical gawking guy with the “on the hunt” look constantly scanning the room for hot girls. Instead, you must telegraph that you are there to enjoy yourself. This means dancing to the music and not scanning the room constantly. You may scan the room but only with your peripherals.

Eventually girls will sense your value and gravitate towards you as you aren't a creep like other guys. When girls start to appear around you, it is important that you don’t immediately open. This is a delicate matter. Once you start hitting on girls the effect is ruined. We are essentially building comfort by not escalating here. Patience is a must as it usually takes a good bit of time. Once you accrue enough girls around you, you may begin to open them. Even if the interaction doesn't go well, the fact that you are surrounded by girls and you are talking to them is social proof to other girls. Remember that you are playing chess and the very first girls you talk to are most likely pawns.

So as I’m doing my lazy man routine, there is a group of 3 girls dancing to my right. They are constantly dancing and moving about either to my right or in front of me due to dodging the creeps trying to grind/hump them. Throughout this whole episode, I am just dancing (really just arm movements with legs rooted to the ground to conserve energy). At one point I even hear one of the girls say to another “why isn’t that guy hitting on us”(maybe think I’m gay). Eventually when I deemed enough girls were around me I opened them by saying “hey look at this” and doing a silly chest shaking dance move. They don’t respond well and essentially blow me out. The reason most likely being I took too long to initiate and open them. Even though they blow me out by kind of ignoring what I just said and turning away slightly, they didn’t leave my vicinity. I was still against the stage with them in a mini dance circle around me. Eventually they warm up a bit and enjoy themselves as I project non-neediness. During this 2-3 groups of girls had stopped in front of me blatantly grinding and dancing then leaving. At this point I should have clawed them over( hand of god) but I just wasn’t feeling it (being a lil tired bitch).

After a while, these two chicks suddenly barge into me and ask me to save them from this creep. One of them starts grinding aggressively on me while the other hugs me. I thought this was hilarious and just shrugged my shoulders and held out my hands like “I don’t know” (but I really do know 8===D) . I hug both these chicks tight to “protect” them from the creeper who keeps trying to hump them.

My favorite part comes next :P.

While these chicks are grinding aggressively on me dropping it low and honestly just bashing the hell out of my dick with their booties, I’m looking around and making hard sexual eye contact with other girls.

(If theres one thing I’ve learned from clubbing DON”T EVER BE SATISFIED WITH JUST GRINDING WITH A GIRL. Grinding with a girl especially with her head facing away is the easiest way to lose attraction. While you’re humping her butt like a dog she’s looking away at what the rest of the club is doing and getting distracted. )

I spot this mixed HB, smile at her, take her hand and rub it. (All while these chicks are giving me a raging hard on with booty bashing) I also slap the asses of girls passing by and give them laser eyes. Just being a sicko in general. In a couple of minutes I tell the chicks grinding on me that their friend is “over there” and needs to be saved from a creep ( I lied and just pointed randomly to a far distance place) They leave and I use the opportunity to grab HB mixes hand and pull her over to me. After displaying such social proof, how could she resist? We are grinding (FACE TO FACE) and I’m feeling her up everywhere from the small of her back to her neck. I told her I just had to meet her because I was struck by her eyebrows. At this I swiped my thumbs across her eyebrows as I held her head. (here I was testing for attraction levels to see if she drew away due to my proximity and holding of her face which precedes a kiss) She is attracted so I give her a quick peck on the lips. She was slow to pull back. It was obvious then that she yearned for more. This is the part thats slightly fuzzy as I’m mesmerized by those perfect lips of hers. I tease her a bit about being a temptress and start a frame about how she is flattering me by complimenting me about my smile just so she can seduce me. After dancing a couple minutes longer I mentioned that we should go find her friends.

(Good one to use so you can 1. meet her friends 2. take care of logistics 3. take that excuse away from her because its a favorite excuse girls use to get away from guys.

By taking the initiative you are showing that you are confident, social, and a real human being lol It’s something the girl will have to do anyways so get it over with.)

I meet her friends and turns out it’s her friends bday. ( it’s always someones bday) Say happy birthday to her and toss her in the air and huzzah. When the formalities are over, I pull HB mixed to the side against a wall with her facing away from her friends so we can have a bit of privacy. I hardcore qualify her with seemingly random stuff. eg. You’re 21 right? you’re not one of those ___ girls are you? After the qualifying I build comfort by talking about our backgrounds and connections. During a conversation lull, I gently lifted her chin towards me and made out while pulling her into me by her waist. ( good kisser as she started off with small pecks and slowly escalated with the tongue. Not one of those throat tongue battering rams) We exchange numbers and I make sure to take a photo of her for the contact photo. I then ask her to send me a photo of her she’d want me to see every time she called me.

Like I said I already figured out logistics earlier and they weren’t good. She had to take care of her drunk friend as it was her bday and take her home. Maybe I could have stayed and pushed longer but I wasn’t interested in handling her 2 other friend and drunk bday girl. I’m tired...Right?

Afterthoughts: I could have improved by grabbing and engaging girls who came by earlier and also seeding the date with HB mix.