Well, after breaking up with my girlfriend a month ago I finally went out with buddies to a bar. I have been lurking seduction for awhile and figured I could try to get something going. 3 Attempts, all failed miserably. Any PUA can tell me how I could have salvaged any of these girls?

Attempt 1

Went for an easy looking girl, (Kinda chubby, no guys around her, sitting by herself at a table, but still a decent 5. Cute blonde hair.) I told her my name and to come have a dance with me. She said she was watching the purses of the girls who came with her but I could sit and talk if I wanted. Sat and talked, but she started telling me WAY too much about every aspect of her life/ex/craziness so I backed off and said I needed to go but I had fun. She said "Oh, Thanks a lot." And murder glared me.

Attempt 2

Retreated to buddies. Was soundly made fun of for fucking up with purse girl. Cute girl with freckles needs to get by us, I tell her the only way by is to let me get her a drink, and put my arms out with a smile. Obviously, I didnt mean this and I dont think I was too aggresive, but she replied "Asshole." and left. Was soundly made fun of again.

Attempt 3

I have some booze in me now, and Im tired and ready to leave, so I decide fuck it and go to the hottest girl in the bar, who has been sitting there drinking but not talking to anyone all night. 8.5/9 Wearing a dress Im pretty sure legally counts as a shirt. I walked up and she just stared at me. Like a fish. Or a corpse. Just this blank, glassy stare directly into my eyes. So I just walked away, because I'm a vagina and didn't know what else to do.

First attempt at dating life: Failure.

Help a rookie?