This night the barbary. Went to the barbary but got there too early. On the way there there were a bunch of bro's who I thought were going to the barbary but ended up going across the street. I also saw a lot of people going there so I figured what the fuck, lets fuck this place what the hell is going on. On the way there it was raining and I saw one woman walking by herself slowly so I ran up and held my umbrella over her. She loved it there was some shoulder touch. I asked about what the event was and she said it was an after convention party for some pharmaceutical companies. When we got in I asked if it was free and she asked if I preregistered. I said no and she said then you have to get in the second line. The second line asked if I had a business card and I said no then they just wanted my name and who I worked for, then I walked in. It was a HUGE party in a huge decked out place and there was a shit ton going on. I did a quick scope walk of the place after getting wanded and being allowed to keep my "water bottle" as she called it full of jack daniels. Right after the security point I chatted up a girl? About what the heck are those donuts on the wall and if anyone was eating them. I said I don't trust food that is made too look like art on a wall. That ended casually and I was 100% cool. Like driving through a town on a journey I didn't think anything of it.

I found a place to hide my umbrella. Then I went back to a middle area where there were a bunch of hula hoops. Two hotter older women were there so I just jumped on the idea of let's hula hoop battle, and they said you're on. I've literally only hula hooped once before but I did good then. We battled it out. Some other dude eventually tried to do the battle and they battled a little but the girls already battled. I even cheered him on. Then they dragged me to the dance floor. At this moment this was literally the first time ever I've been dragged to the dance by women I was intending to go the whole way with. And they were probably essentially twice my age. We jumped right in to the middle and we fucked it up nobody else out there. We might even had danced better than anyone for the entire night. It was becoming clear the one woman was trying to set me up with the other. She was telling me what to tell her. At one point she told me something confusing about a mic being off and that confused me and made me think instead of act then I noticed I was supposed to be going for the girl I wasn't going for and I got half conscious. This is when the slope became a little too steep and I wasn't sure what I/ME was supposed to be doing. Eventually she told her friend "He might be too young for you" in which eh still didn't let me know what I was supposed to do so I kept at the same and eventually they walked. I essentially made a break, I wasn't going to stay in any situation what-so-ever that might ruin my mood.

I went back out to nearly the main area and that's when it hit holy shit this different than everything I've been doing up until now. This is the real fucking thing, and it's a long haul to the finish line. I was retracting slightly and I knew I had to keep from sitting or wall standing and make another approach. I sat for a moment, then concluded no matter what 3 good approaches are happening PERIOD. So I decided on a group of girls around a table because groups are actually easier. I ended up chatting with one asian girl who was super hot and well dressed. She was more my age and we got along really good. Joked about the donut thing again. Eventually they were talking about a friend, then went on her way. She gave a slightly stressed good bye almost as if she was blaming me for needing to go. I thought she was someone I might eventually see again but never did.

After this I went back to the floor. This time I hit on a rather unattractive woman who was clearly not for game. She was sitting along so I stylishly sat right up against her and leaned on her and started chatting her up. She was from sweden etc, liked the city etc. Eventually a swedish dude talked 2 sentences, ran out of what to say and left. After a fair 5-10 minute conversation I decided to experiment and see what she would do if I asked her if she wanted to make out. I leaned over and said this is kind of crazy question but do you want make out later? She immediately got flustered oh god fliusteg in swedish and walked out. In probably the funnest way she could walk away but still too fast for me to say it's cool you can stay I'll leave, I'm only joking ;p.

After this I stood at the edge of the dance floor in front of the stage. I wanted to see how the first girl was playing out because she was clearing playing to score and I wanted to see what I was supposed to be doing. She was actually striking out dudes on the floor a lot faster than me. This eventually made me think later if I saw her I could just swoop her up. Then I approached a super hot asian at the corner. I asked her if she could dance with those high heels and she said of course, can you dance with those? I said hell ya these are running shoes they are DESIGNED for grip. Then I joked about trying to hula hoop with the floor wet and almost falling down. Then she said I am making excuses. Then she said prove your skill, there is a hula hoop there. And I said you wanna fight? and she said ok ;0 so I got both stylishly and we fought. I kept it short because it's goofy. Whenever I was interacting with her I was always very close, arms touching each other etc. I asked if she wanted to slow dance to the current slow song and she said no but she'd like to fast dance to a different song. I kept chatting her up but eventually me being too close, even though she was enjoying it was possibly too much. By the end of the night there I concluded although they all were partying for real I don't think any were partying to make out or get laid (except maybe for the first girl).

After this I talked with two girls in the middle area. It was starting to become clear that people were beginning to get more settled with each other and openly meeting each other was a little less kosure. I walked up to two girls, same donut joke. Now I had a joke about the place being like Back to the Future one because it was 50's themed and they played Johnny be good. They were very cool and welcoming but also intentionally bolted soon. I was cool with this but at this point I knew things were wrapping up, at any time it'd be cool to go to the real dance club I was wanting to go to where real results were likely.

I decided to take a round of the dance floor. I mojo strut danced around like I owned the dance floor. I was hoping to find an indian girl so I could hit on her in hindi. I did see what looked like three but wasn't sure. I didn't act immediately and she looked like I rejected her so I looked away for a moment, assessed which of the three and then came back spontaneously and stuck the back side of my arm against hers to get attention, leaned in and asked "kya aap hindi bolti hai?" (Do you speak hindi?) and she said "kya!?" (what?) and I repeated and she said yes ;D. Then I tried to say in hindi that is all i know and she helped me correct it then we talked about learning hindi, india, the event and stuff. When I said I was crashing it though I think this set the point where she was wanting to go. I didn't realize until the last girl all I had to do was assure them was I was also professional too.

After this I went to the last girl / group. I wanted to smoke the hooka which was right at the front door. I tried to smoke one that had no one around it but it was dead. There was a group nearby and two people left so I got up against the one girl sitting and asked if I could join them and they said ya. We introduced each other and then I just began talking a lot to the girl beside me. She was asian not perfectly thin. We talked for a long time, I figured this would be possible. Then I asked where she was staying and she wouldn't give the exact location. I joked that I already know too much, your somewhere in the city and she laughed. After talking a little more I knew this wasn't what I was here for, I hugged her with some looking at me weird for hugging her. I gave that weird girl a smile and a wink and she knew. This was possibly one of two girls I probably could have realistically got a number for but I wasn't wanting any numbers.

Then I went to the barbary... At this point I couldn't have been more prepared. I knew this was going to be more of my crowd, girls "my age". When I walked in to the place I completely f'ing owned it. The music was awesome and easy to dance to, I don't think I ever danced better. I decided to place my umbrella and go to the bathroom. I knew where the bathrooms were but they were only marked with random scribbles, I could not figure out which was which. So I decided to use this as an opener. I went to two girls together (not super attractive), placed my hand on both and said I can't figure out, it's crazy but.. which bathroom is the dudes lol? It's just scribble everywhere. And the one girl got particularly in to it and made her mission and we conquered the bathroom scripture, even she was unsure, but we entered both to be sure. I was thinking to make some sort of joke where she should join me but I didn't want to start off with anything at that level yet.

Afterwards I went out and I saw my girl. The type of cute, short, nose ring alternative type girl dancing essentially by herself living and loving it up. I was also the type to enjoy dancing 100% similar by myself so I did with her attention. I saw on her shirt some sort of design I've seen in a few different places that was genuinely always killing me as to where the f it is from and now it was with yet another label so I got up pointed and put my finger on it (her stomach) and asked where is this from I see it everywhere what the heck? When she closed in to tell me all about it my hands slipped to her side where I was either tugged her shirt, holding her lower side or touching her arm. Essentially whenever we talked we were always in a pressed up against make out position excitedly talking in to each others ears. After about 5 minutes of on an off chatting, and stepping back once to just dance again I realized when pressed against I switched from what I didn't know was a stranger to someone I was falling for. And I knew this was the heaviness that was the escalation.

We kept getting pressed against each other to talk and then separating to dance and my dance moves with her were nothing I've ever seen. And we kept getting close again. After about 3 or 4 I figured I guess I just make out with her here and go for it. When she was talking I kind of ignored and made a slight jest towards moving in for a make out instead (our lips were already like 2-3 inches apart) and she would make a tiny kind of "not yet / no" jest. So we went right back to enjoying uninterrupted. After about 6-9 I had tried this now twice and the same kind of "no / not yet". We were actually so close we already brushed lips just switching ears.

On a dance separate she stepped out to go to the bathroom? Then also there was a dude she seemed to know and they chatted up. I didn't even care because it was impossible even if that dude was her boyfriend she wasn't coming back. However I didn't want to oneitus so I chatted up a tiny bit an indian girl and used my hindi line on her. She was almost ecstatically not in control of herself. We talked a little bit about how she knows hindi but can't speak it and I can speak it but not hear it. I could tell my girl was getting bummed seeing a notice that I was talking to another girl which was not my goal so I let the indian go and went back to my girl.

This is when I realized you have to pace yourself with what you have available to say. Things to say, regardless of wtf are your fuel. You have to make the hit (make out?) before you run out of fuel. So I was freaking out a little bit because I could not hold this anymore and I should have paced differently or made a better attempting at making out already. Eventually she got to just chatting up that other dude and another dude in what appeared to be clearly friends. She was still my girl but I needed some sort of round about reentry. I figured, if I had time, I would have to just start on another girl if just to get a momentum going again and give us a break. However I needed to go very soon. So I pretty much just danced by myself. I decided for an experiment just to straight up ask a girl if she wanted to dance with me and she said no. So I figured you have to chat a girl up first and possibly never ask just do.

After about 5-10 minutes I knew I simply had to go. I was thinking to just go but I virtually heard her in my head scream NO! So I took a minute then danced up to her, touched her arm and leaned in and said I really loved meeting you but I have to go now. She came back in and and said ooohh noooooo!!!!!!! and was virtually scrambling that everything she was envisioning to unfold for us was coming up apart right there. I said I'm sorry if I don't go now I'll never wake up. Then I said do you want to go make out? And she said I can't I don't know you well enough yet. Can I get your facebook? And I said ok, give it to you here on the floor :D ? And she ok lets go over here. Then she asked if I even used facebook and I said no actually. So she texted herself on my phone. Then I said do you want to just kiss and she said noo. Then I said just a kiss on the cheek? Then in a micro instant of me changing my look to be in line with her she grabbed my shirt pulled me in for one fast full kiss on the lips then smacked me away and yelled YOU!! Then came back and smacked me again and I said that was AWESOME! Then I ran out got a cab, ran down a cab and went home.

I never actually drank the whole night. I asked her once if she thought / knew I was sober and she said ya she could tell, something about clarity but I was pretty sure I was nearly performing as if I was drunk. She said she lived outside of the city. (so I concluded it'd be pretty hard for us to meetup). She also works nights so we'd never even be able to talk. I think she says she just doesn't work mondays and sundays? She told me she is not good at texting. I figured she was either saying this because she genuinely fucks up texting and didn't want to fuck it up with me or an opener towards I don't have a lot of time for a boyfriend? I actually intentionally sent her one single "needy looking" but micro text. I expect either she'll cuss me out in two days for not contacting her or... fuck