Hey y'all. It's been about a year and a half since I actually went our practicing PUA stuff, and have never posted a Field Report, so excuse any formatting things I miss (also, feel free to let me know how to make this more streamlined and any terms I could be using).

So as I mentioned, I've been out of the game for some time, but decided to go out to a bar with two friends of mine on a whim. We were having a great time, and I was feeling relaxed, but energetic. This HB6 bumps into me, and I gave her a hard time thinking that would be that. We ended up talking for a few more minutes, and I had one of those moments. You know what I'm talking about - that brief glimpse of the Matrix. When everything seems to slow down for a few seconds. Everything you say is natural and easy, things begin to click, and you make connections you never saw before.

Not much later, two lady friends of on of my buddy's shows up, HB6 and her Mother Hen friend. I get talking to the two of them and establish myself as an energetic, but centred alpha. Mother Hen lets her guard down, so I start talking to HB6 friend. She brushes her hand (accidentally?) across my chest and I hit her with one of my favourite lines: "You can't just touch me like that. I'm not a piece of meat you know. I'm a complex human being, with real feelings and emotions." HB6, like most girls you say this too, goes to run her hands across me again and I grab her hand and look her straight in the eyes and say "I said you can't just touch me like that" (something about establishing a frame, or something?). Then out of the cockiest depths of my soul comes a voice that says "It would be like me doing this to you", and place a firm hand on her right tit. She is aghast, but excited by this.

The five of us continue to talk for a while longer, and out of nowhere this gorgeous HB8 black girl starts talking to me. I had no idea where I was going with the conversation, but I just opened my mouth and went with the flow. She was a bit emotionally self conscious, but I stuck with the alpha attitude from before. I eyed my two friends putting on their jackets, and as smooth as strawberry Campino said "We're heading out, what's your number?". HB8 takes my phone and punches her number in while a guy friend of hers (not sure if gay or AFC) makes wild motions and noises at her while she does so.

Was it my best night? Not by a long shot. Did I f-close? Nope. But am I back in the game? Hell-fuckin' yeah. Stay classy, Seddit, I'll be seeing you around more often.