Saturday morning we fly to Roatan, ride to our villa, unpack, have a beer and head out onto the dock, grab the snorkel gear and attempt to swim out to the reef. We don't make it and on the way back to the house I get attacked by a pitbull. Luckily wasn't hurt but scared the shit out of me.

Sunday we wake up and head to the beach for the day, hot sun, hot sand, few hot girls, lots of cold drinks. We have some pimp try to hook us up with some really ugly chicks, but finally shake the guy. More drinks. I convince my one friend to talk to a HB6 sitting by herself reading while her friends are out in the water. He eventually does it, and we end up out in the water chatting to the group of them, 4 HB5-7s. They are all teachers apparently, aren't very receptive to us, make a little bit of an ass out of myself pushing things further than I probably should of.

Monday we lounge around the villa for most of the day, go snorkeling for a few hours again. Head out for supper, there's a HB7 waitress, I get as much eye contact in as I can with her, but don't take it any further than that. We take the sim card out of my phone and put it into my friends, get a text from the HB8 from Houston, make plans for when we get back. Tuesday and wednesday we spend scuba diving all day, the scuba instructors tell us where the hot bars on the island are, and say they will be there thursday and friday. Thursday we go out fishing all day, and son of the boat owner decides to meet us at the bar after they drop us off. We head to the Blue Marlin, it's karaoke night, we meet up with the son and his girlfriend, but hop bars due to awful singing.

We make our way down to Booty Bar, there isn't much for girls here but we are exhausted from scuba diving and fishing so we don't mind the slow pace. Also the bartender here is perhaps the hottest girl on the island, and can shake her ass and tits like no other. I introduce myself, her name is Marta, I tell her I'm terrible with names and she will have to remind me later. She's the same way apparently. I buy a round of tequila, one for her too. My friend and I go outside to talk to these girls standing on the street. They tell us Martas tits are fake. The girls are boring so we head back in and I ask Marta about her fake tits, touching her hands a bit and if she remembers my name. She doesnt, so I tell her once more and say if in 10 minutes she forgets again we are leaving. 10 minutes later she remembers, and does her famous ass and titty shake. I tell her that she needs to stop doing that, because if she continues I have to take her home with me. This is at about 11:50, club closes at 12 ran out of time.

We walk down the street looking for a cab, just as we find one I run into the HB7 from monday, I dont recognize her, but she recognizes me. Guess the eye contact worked. Immediately amp up the kino, tease her about being a liar, push her away a bit, tells me to stop by her work tomorrow. Hop in the cab and call it a night.

Friday we wake up and head to the beach again. This time there's 3 cougars in the water. a HB8, HB5, and like a HB3. We notice them staring back at us, so we go over and start talking with them, I get stuck talking with the HB5, she seems to be pretty drunk and not alot of fun to talk to, married too. The HB3 leaves and they ask what we are doing tonight and that we should meet up. We get out of the water and grab some food, we come back in and I start talking with the HB8, sitting in shallow water. I mention I'm an electrician, she has an electrical problem at her place coincidentally. She has these two glass beer bugs she keeps filling with water and pouring all over herself. We all get out of the water and go into the beach bar. Order a round of tequila and wave the cougars over to join us. They come over, we talk with them for a while, I've got my arm around the HB8 and the HB5 comes in and hugs her, so I join in, and Ouch! A big bite mark on my chest from the HB8. "did you just bite me?" "yeah I did, sorry" "no it's fine, I liked it, but I owe you one" pull her in and bite her neck, she seemed to be pretty into it. They decide they need to go.

I grab one of their bags, and start walking them to grab a cab. The HB5 heads to the bathroom, I've got my arm around the HB8 still. She looks into my eyes and says "You are much too smooth for your age". I wasn't sure what to say to this, "well maybe if I was just a bit smoother I would of kissed you already" and I go for it. And cheek. Fucked that one up hah.

Part 3 please.