Background: My Tinder strategy is pretty basic -- I swipe honestly and whenever I match, I just say something like "hello there" or "hi", wait for one response then ask them if they "did anything fun this weekend". That gets the ball rolling past pleasantries and I can talk about how cool I am, etc. etc.

What's interesting about this one was that she was very unresponsive, and would take like 2 days respond at a time. I mirrored this disinterest and I would take like at least 12 hours to respond. The fact that she kept up communication though showed interest, and so eventually I said, "This is dumb[referring to how infrequently we're messaging] here's my number 696969"

Texting: She texted me, and now I knew she was down. She talked a bit about painting or some shit, and I said "Oh we should hang out to give you a break from your work." The logistics proved to be hard, since she's under 21 and I'm over 21, I suggested coffee. I flaked first, then she flaked 1.5 times, and finally this Saturday we both met up in the afternoon knowing we had stuff to do at night.

Date: Meet at Brooklyn coffee shop, ALWAYS GIVE HER A HUG ON OPENING. Definitely sets the stage and helps loosen you both up. She had some youthful acne but besides that was a lot cuter in person than in photos. Grabbed coffee and fortunately could sit down SIDE-BY-SIDE and started conversing. Turns out she's kinda into video games which made it easy for me. When she said she had played Skyrim I grabbed her arm and was super happy that she knew the game. I talked about League of Legends for a solid 15 minutes (Lol...) and then when we were both warmed up I suggested we go to another spot, to possibly grab food, to which she said yes. By this time, and with all the kino, I knew I was good to move forward.

Kiss: Go to second place, grab food/snacks and sit down, this time at a standing bar but there's only one chair, which I offer to her. This is great because she's sitting staring up at me and I'm seductively leaning which is really pumping the sexual tension. After too much talk (Never is easy finding that moment to go in for it...) I finally waited for a pause, looked her right in the eyes and lips, and SLOWLY leaned in and kissed her. She reciprocated and asked "How long were you thinking of doing that?" to which I responded "The entire time" (not that smooth...)

COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS: We go outside, and she's puddy in my arms now, we're constantly kissing and holding hands. She's like "Do you wanna see a movie" and I said "sure", but then when she's like theres a theatre nearby, I'm like "Oh...I thought we would just go back to your place" And she obliged of course. We watched some Game of Thrones and I fucked her and we left together to go our separate ways. She had quite the bush, and was on her period, but I plowed through anyway man.

Takeaways: 1. Hug to start off, just do it 2. Sit side-by-side if you can, makes kino so easy 3. Changing venues helps, I'm not sure on the pseudo-science of "if it makes her think she knows you better" but it's worked for me 4. Going in for the kiss -- I did it in a lightly-populated little cafe. You don't need to be alone in the moonlight for the kiss, in fact I think girls respect you going for it in public because it will make you look bad if you get rejected (hint: it doesn't) 5. Once you kiss, just keep pushing and leading. They love it, and comply.

Aftermath is I'm still waiting for my text. Haven't texted her since and will not until she breaks first. Always need to show you're in power man.