Part 1 but not required reading

After a baseball game, some friends and I decided to go to this swanky bar/restaurant with a great view, despite the fact we were in jeans and hoodies. In state, did not give a fuck. We get up there and they stop us as we're trying to walk in, saying we have to wait, etc. My buddy goes "Are you kidding me? We're meeting people here." and the host says "So is everyone, please go wait." I jump in and say "No, no, our party's already checked in." Host suddenly changes his tune on a dime, APOLOGIZES, tells us to go right ahead. This was our shit-test ace in the hole for the rest of the night.

Went and hung with are friends, shot the shit with some random people, just keeping up the friendly momentum. Eventually go check out the view near the kitchen entrance, where we're asked to stand away from the doors.

3) HB7.5 walks to where we were originally standing, and I open with something like, "You might not want to stand there..." She's cute, my type, and revealed traces of appreciation for internet humor (big turn on). Things were going well, she seemed down to hang out later, but then her friends from out of town (all busted) come back over and start shitting all over everything (metaphorically). I don't know if this can even be called a shit-test, but one pointed at my leg and said "Why is your leg so bendy?" in her southern accent (I was leaning against the wall and had it crossed over my other one) And my friend, who's getting drunker, says "What the fuck is 'bindy'?" and I start to poke fun at the accent saying "Oh it's ok they're from the south..." but before I can finish she's jumping on that as me saying "people from the south are dumb" comment.

Anyways they bounce her out of there, but not before I #-closed, and she really did not give a shit that her friends couldn't take a joke. We say we might meet them at the bar they are going to, but don't make any solid commitment. Mistake? I didn't think so given the bitchy friend situation.

(Omitting stuff that will be in Part 3)

We refuel and head to a bar/club, while we're waiting in line, I text girl from above: "Come to thisotherbar. Time to get bindy :)". Thoughts? My phone died before I got a "Who is this?" back. I responded the next day with "the_rival_cycle from bar_i_met_her_at". No response. Fake number?

Anyways this bar has a big dancefloor and an awesome band playing sweet 80's songs and new dance hits, MILF lead singer, everything is awesome. We're roaming around dancing, but I don't really get anywhere. Get shown a lot of rings and get told that its a lot of girl's bachelorette parties. I use "Hey, let's dance" a lot, per seddit's recommendation, and it its great, makes me feel like I'm not just going up to girls and pressing my junk into their trunk.

What's a good guide for kino while you're dancing with a girl? Not lacking in ideas, but I'm just not sure what's best.

Also, a point of pride, we didn't spend a single dollar on a drink for a girl. We spent lots on ourselves though... how does seddit keep it /r/frugal?