Here's a story for you. This was a long play for sure. Took me 6 months.

I had no idea who this person was at my work place. But I knew she was a "SPOC" for a certain file type at work. I decided I needed one, scope out the new office a bit. Turns out shes quite nice looking. Petite, softly spoken. Really nice.

I got nothing out of the file. But she spotted me again on her way out of work while I was out for a smoke. She remembered my name, I'm just like "name, wasn't it?" We chatted briefly about Christmas and new year plans.

Flash forward to early this year, we cross paths again, she asked about my holidays, I answer. She leaves. But wait! I forgot to ask her about her holiday! How selfish! Let's slide into teams and find out! I play ever so apologetic I never asked her about her holiday. Thus, we get talking, and this goes on for a while, we get to know each other, I guessed her age wrong and there was this whole thing about making it up to her 🤔. We start meeting for breaks, she doesn't smoke but she'll stand with me and encourage me gently to pack in, I'll get there eventually.

Occasionally, she begins to ask if we can go for drinks after work, I indulge, but I want more, so I field a risqué suggestion, how about we take a Friday off and go on a spa day. Well today was that day.

So many firsts, deep tissue massages, red hot saunas I could pass out in. We end our day in a sauna that also had a jacuzzi.. And we get talking about our massages, I offered her a bit more myself, and it just spiralled out of control from there.

She wants me to go round tomorrow.